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I'm 16, and my boyfriend who is 18 will have been going out for 2 months next Friday. I was wondering.. should I get him a card? Or buy him a present? Or should I just not do anything..just simply wish him happy anniversary? What do people usually do for their 2 month anivarserys?

Well, you're supossed to celebrate 2 weeks and then every month you are together. I would get him a present but I wouldn't go too drastic. Like don't go out and buy him this expensive gift when he just might get you a little teddy bear. Although, I do think that gifts from the heart are the best gifts you can get or somone.
♥angela

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is it weird to ask your boyfriend whether you turn him on?? he's quite a good boy and we never discuss anything like that.. however, i'm really curious as to whether he finds me desirable at all. is this a weird thing to just ask out of the blue?

I would have to say that no it is not. You need to know and he does too. Try to bring it up in a general conversation.
♥angela

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is 5'7 too tall for a 14 year old girl

No, I wish I was that tall. The only thing that might be hard is finding a guy that's the same height or taller.
♥ angela

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hiya!

Would I look stupid shouting for our basketball team and my ex boyfriend (which I am in love with) is going to be there. How would I go about talking to him without looking weird? No Smarties please. Thankyou Bunchez

-GreeDayLovur

Well, um... cheer for your basketball team but don't do anything stupid to impress him.
♥ angela

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I guess you could say that i am prude...but I have made out with a guy and he has felt me up, but I am really scared to be in a situation where he wants to finger me or he wants me to give him a handjob,or do anything else for that matter.(he is my boyfriend) I just think it would be awkward and i dont know what im doing when it comes to sexual stuff. can u jus give me advice on what to do if the times comes? Sorry so long...i rate high

That is so not prude. That is so far beyond not prude that it is in the.. unprude world.
♥ cali and angie

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Is there any risk,if I have food with unwashed hands in which i was holding my clean puppy ?

Wait, wait wait.. is this puppy spiritually clean.. or physically clean?

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Hey! I seriously need fashion help!! I'm 4"9 so its sooo hard to find clothes that fit me from abercrombie and stuff!! (yes im 13..its a small family thing..) I have medium-brown layerd hair,black eyebrows long eyelashes,small upper body frame,flat chested...and yellowy/light skinned. I basically need a head-to-toe make over of what you think would be the right style,fashion,or even an out-fit for me that matches and looks soo cute!Also,maybe a little guild on how to find your own,hot origonal style? im sort of looking for that ghetto-city edge cause thats were i am.Please help thanks lots,and please girls answer this lol!

rate 5's for awesome answers!

ur mudder

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I have a really bad reputation for being mean. I can be, but I'm not constantly.

How can I get people to see me differently over a period of time?

Wow! You're exactly like me.
♥ cali

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hi i like this boy who i no is just using me for sex but i keep letting him because i like him what should i do

tell him to respect your authority.
@hearts; angela and cali

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Please help,

I broke up with my girlfriend about 6 months ago, and I have been depressed ever since. About 1 month ago I ran into her and I have made numerous attempts by calling her way too much and going over to her house to try and talk to her but she does not want to see me. "I broke off the relationship". She is seeing an older man in his late 50's I am 31 and she is 36. What should I do.

First of all, that guy is way too old for her. Does his penis even work? Try being nice to her but don't push it. If you're too clingy it doesn't help your situation. I know that because I broke up with my boyfrined not to long ago becuase he always followed me, trust me it's not attractive.
$hearts; cali and angela

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OK I am about 5'0 or 5'1 and I weight about 140 ilbs. Im big and I know. I want to get a flat stamach the fastest I can. I love coke but i am willing to give it up. I just can not stand water. So what is somthing I can drink? I do not like most vegies, but I love all kinds of fruit. I do not own a bike. I would be willing to walk alot each day but it needs to fit in between homework and computer time. I love the computer so like yeah. LOL. How many crunches should i do also? I rate 5's!

Thx! *** Michelle

Well, I sometimes will play a CD and do crunches till the CD is over. It's a great way to forget about how many you do and focus on the abs that you want.
♥ cali and angela

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ok, well every now and then i get these really really bad headaches, my eyes get very sensitive to light and even the slightest noise makes my head pound. Now iknow the cause of these headaches isnt from my vision, because ive had my eyes checked many times and i do wear glasses. What can be causing them? thanks 4 ur answers

This is not a regular headache.. it is a migraine. I know this because they make you sensitive to the light. You really need to see a doctor and he or she can prescribe you something.
♥angela and cali

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OK so like i have this guy whos like my best friend. Online when it talk to him, hes so sweet and nice and funny. Then when i'm out with our friends, he either ignores me or like makes fun of me. I really dont understand it. Does anyone know what this means? And just explain it, please

I think what this means is that in public, he probably is trying to impress people by putting you down. He probably liked you and tries to hide it in front of people.
♥cali and angela

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If you had to pick one over the other, would you pick diamond earrings or a pearl necklace?

earrings--http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?c_id=WEB1&c_it=52U4&start_id=66&CategoryId=501&category=Diamonds&

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necklace--
http://www.tiffany.com/shopping/item.aspx?c_id=WEB1&c_it=57I5&start_id=91&CategoryId=66&category=Jewelry&

I'd say I would rather have the pearl necklace, but my faithful companian, Angela, would rather have the diamond earrings.
♥ yeah.

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i just downloaded iTunes, and i need to transfer all of my songs to iTunes from limewire. how can i do this so that it saves into the iTunes library from limewire?
thanks, all fives.

ur mom goes 2 college

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HEY! what is the sweetest possible ride that my friends and i can take to homecoming? we took a stretch escalade last time. there are about 15 people. any suggestions? remember bigger, sweeter, more pimped than anything! thanks! =] xo

Probably a stretch hummer.. if you have the money.
♥ angela and cali

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where can i find an esoteric algorythm? i love those!!

I love them too!! Whe you find them, let me know.
♥ cali and angela

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There is this really beutiful, really nice girl at my school. I really like her but I don't know if she likes me back. I got her phone number and called her a few times, but she could just be being nice. How can I tell if she likes me back. She looks at me alot and I look at her alot. But I still can't tell. How can I tell????!!!!!!

Well, alot is two words: a lot. Yeah, well anyway.. you need to just be straight forward with this girl. Like face to face. Don't have a friend do and and preferably not in a note. Probably either face to face or on the phone.
♥ cali and angela

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Can you get a girl pregnet after haveing butt sex with her and some cum drips on to her vagina

No, this is not possible.
♥ angela and cali

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okay well i have a bf and hes gone for about 2 weeks so i wont be able to see him and i barley get to talk to him. but the thing is wen hes not gone we dont talk (well barley anyway)) and the thing is im started to like this other guy. and i dont want to but then again i do becuz hes not shy unlike my bf and idk what to do im so confused right now. please help me.

Well, the thing is that "barley" is actually spelled "barely". Ok, now.. I think you sould be honest wit your boyfriend about it and then find out if this other guy likes you.
♥ cali and angela

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