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I give out the most logical answers to those who seek answers to their question. I give my e-mail, AIM sn and ICQ # for those who have questions they'd rather not share with everyone who looks at this site. I also enjoy joking around. I feel if a situation is dire, a little humour is medicinal. Even if you're stuck in a serious dilemma, a little laugh to take your mind off is good for you. Enjoy my humour.

P.S.- I may not have a favourite category, but certain questions I will not get involved in due to stupidity, or the fact that some would not like my answers because I say what is moral and right, not what society views as okay.
P.P.S.- I would like some non-relationship questions to come my way, I do welcome them, but a little change would be nice. No one hold back a question, but anyone with a non-love-life question please send it to me. I mean, I know I'm not really a gardener or musician or etc., but anything'll do.
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Member Since: February 22, 2004
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Last Update: April 13, 2004
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i know your all going to call me a liar but i'm not. well, my freind is 12 and has had sex 13 times with the same person. here's the story...when she was 10 she was dating a 14 year old guy, their parents met and got married, then they were dating other people since they had become step siblings, then they wanted to be together so they had sex, just rcently she got pregnant and had an abortion all from her step brother. then a few days a go she gave head to and 18 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think it's rediculous! but she loves him and when she turns 16 her parents are signing something so they can move into an apartment together! she calls him her "husband!" i think it's real slutty. what should i say when she brings it up around me? (link)
You need tell her how horribly wrong she is. It seems now she really needs a friend to explain what she is doing is horrible, and why. But you alone are not the one who can stop this, you need to tell and get aid from a guidance counsellor, teacher, her parents firstly, or etc.. Your next action on this could be pivotal. You have an obligation to help her and put a stop to this.


I'm a 16 year old girl and I've been really good friends with this one guy for about 4 years now. But we've only been friends. Just a few days ago he started hitting on me. I still want to be just friends with him and I've already told him that I just want to be friends, but I don't think that he GETS IT. What should I do? He's a really good friend, but nothing more than just a friend. (link)
Yes well, often guys are stupid and have much trouble resisting the urge to flirt. I've noticed this in several of my peers. I can't really say what to do beyond telling him all he is to you is a friend and will not be anything more than that. Hmmm... I suppose you could use a simple threat you never plan to carry out like saying 'we can't be friends if you keep doing this'... but then again that's not necessarily the best thing to do. You need to do more than just say you want to be friends, you need to sit him down and explain why you just want to kepp your friendship etc. There's a chance he just doesn't believe you. I'm terribly sorry, but it doesn't seem I'm helping this time. I may edit my answer later, though.


your aim sn:
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It's on the side of my column:
logicman231163
Sadly, if I were to add you to my buddy list instantly, a flaw is likely to occur. GAIM has a thing where it blocks ome people automatically, so I have to go through Windows to unblock. But hey, fi you come to me first...


this isnt a question but an area where you write advice that people may need to know or that u want people to know (link)
Good, I believe people need to bloody realize that sex is reserved for after marriage, and if you follow some religion that says otherwise, then at the very BLOODY least wait until it's LEGAL!!! Yeah, I doubt anybody will look at this.


My friend *Jessica* wants to give her boyfriend head on friday. She's thirteen. And tehy've only been dating for three weeks. I think it's a bad time to do because she's not even sure she wants to. She's also going to give him head in the school playground.
She and her boyfriend haven't talked about it and she doesn't plan on it she's just going to do it because his friends told her he's expecting her to. And she wants to please him.
I just think she might be making a mistake and I want to get her to think about it first. How do I do this with out interfering with her life or getting her mad? (link)
Yeah... interfering is what you want to do and what you must do. It doesn't matter if she gets mad, she needs to know how wrong, disgusting, and horrible the mere thought is! I might also go to this guy's crummy friends, teach them something called 'morals', and resist the urge to pummel them into the ground. If her boyfriend truly wants this at his age you should tell her to break up with him, and that it really is hard to see why she would stay with such a perverted peice- I'll stop here, sometimes I get carried away. If she gets mad at you, good. Do what you can to prevent this from happening and stop it from happening again. Either she'll stay mad at you and eventually screw her life over, or she'll realize she's wrong and you'll be even better friends. Friends don't stand idly by and let their friends begin a path to wreck their lives.
And, as usual, I hope I helped, even in the least bit.


Hi, im the guy thats 13 and has a 2.5 inch boner, but now it shrunk to 1 inch, now will u suck it? (link)
I'm thinking I'll track you- I'm not going to go any further. Sorry dude, you're one of the six billion (out of 6.1) people who makes the world a crappy place and makes society ****. YOU'RE THIRTEEN!!! MAYBE... MAYBE when you're married you can think of things like that with your wife but I DO NOT want to know what in the hell is filling your head with these thoughts. You need to resist boy! I'm frightened simply by the fact you measured. Why anyone would ever do that is beyond me. This is a warning, boy, you're risking a lot. Don't falter on your path, you're on the edge. The drop is far, and at the end lay something you'd rather not deal with. Consider this your first, last, and only WARNING. Heed it...


I'm 13 years old and I have a 2.5 inch long penis when it gets a boner. If I asked any of you women out there, would you suck it? (link)
Ah, another one of the many people that cause such crappiness in modern society. Might I ask why a 13 year old would be so stupid? Let me explain something about morals: you don't seem to have any. I find it horrible that anyone who answered would say anything more than "screw you I'm not a disgusting whore!" CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY IS ANYONE HAVING ORAL SEX AT ALL!!!??? You need to learn a thing or 5 billion. One being the aftermath of disregarding morals and crossing my path. I'm terribly afraid of what you may become. Or (hopefully not) what you are now.


My cousin lives far away and I get to see her like maybe two months a year well the last time I saw her she said that she has done to many things for God to love her and so she has became an atheist. I don't know what to do except pray but I feel like I need to do more for her. Every time I ask a question on this website no one gives me good answers that I can relate to so please don't let me down! (link)
I too was once an atheist, shocking I know. What made me change? The inspiration of the new priest at my church who had also once been atheist. Now I'm very devout. What your cousin needs is something to inspire her back into the faith, frankly it isn't important which faith. What she needs is some religion to touch her soul and guide he back. And you aren't necessarily out of it. Talk to her about it, get a deeper understanding of her reasons for atheism and help her understand whatever religion you are, as I said it doesn't matter. And don't be so closed off to others, let her experience other religions, she may be spiritually lost or confused and Buddhism or whatever may grab her attention. And praying is good too. But she needs that inspiration. God can't be making an appearance to every little person, now can he? And now for my signature end remark, I hope I helped. Though I don't know for sure, I haven't yet re-converted a friend of mine, but I've done a lot in just a few sentences, so I guess we're both trying to accomplish the same goal, eh?


how do u make ur column soo cool itz like all purple and stuff...thnx for the help...-_- (link)
Excellent question. When you log in, on the left side of the screen should be "Welcome" down being all the other stuff and then a bar and then "Edit Settings". Click this and scroll down until you see "Column Colours", I suppose it IS spelled colors, but I don't care. If you want to learn all the codes for colours use this url. Keep in mind I hate spacefem, but anyway...:
http://www.spacefem.com/colorquiz/list.php
Then you can change the presets to anyone of those many many many colours. Fiddle around with it, it took me time to realize which shade of what, and what each box coloured what on the page. Like sidebar is also the top bar, I think, or something like that. And purple is sort of the colours I imagined for Logic-Man's costume when I draw the comic.- Useless fact. Oh and random characters might be fun to see what they do too.


i have been with my boyfriend for almost a year and we love each other so much,(we are both 20) we live together now and we are very happy except he recently got a p.c for our room and in the evenings he likes to download porn, while im asleep he often masterbates to it too.wev'e talked about it and he knows how i feel about, it even brought me to tears one time, i got that upset about it. i just dont like the fact that he would rather watch girls on the p.c then snuggle up with me. our sex life is good, for me and him so i dont understand why he loves it so much and its damaging our relationship. i dont know what to do, pls help!!!
p.s. im female!!!! (link)
Well, I know if I ever met this guy I'd probably be kicking his ***! That IS truly despicable! If I were you I'd probably... well, you said you love him, so threaten to break up with him. Don't actually do it, just make him realize exactly how you feel. Secondly, mess with his computer so he can't use it if he keeps trying. Don't let him in bed with you next time as well. Make him sleep on the couch. And yes, he'll also need counseling if it's so serious. This is an addiction, and a problem you can't just make go away. It's like an addiction to alcohol, you need to receive professional help.

Speaking of help, I can only hope I did. Let's see if anyone else can say something better.


I'm gay, is that bad? (link)
No.


i have this friend... let's call him Duckie. well he recently began to date my other friend, (we'll just call her Juicyfruit). as foolish as it sounds, i would do anything to make someone else happy. and so i helped them set things straight and get going on a healthy relationship. but Duckie is my best guy friend in the whole world and i hug him every day when i see him between classes.
Juicyfruit is a jealous girl. she sent her other friend to set some "ground rules" for me. it was stated that i am not allowed to hug Duckie anymore unless Juicyfruit gives her consent. so i did what i thought was right and i confronted her. she said that she was sorry for losing her temper, and just to forget that she even cared about the hugging thing. in other words, she was pissed.
Juicyfruit is a sort of a player and Duckie might be able to make her stick with him so she can actually feel love. and jealousy would interfere with their own joy. i wrote a letter to Duckie telling him he was not to hug me, speak to me, or even look at me because i only cause trouble.
so i did what probably makes them happy. but after losing my best friend and having Juicyfruit's popular little friends look down on me with scorn, what do i do when i have made two people happy... but I'M not in the same bliss?
someone help me. i don't want to be selfish. all i ever wanted to do was make people happy. but i'm too STUPID to know if this has gone too far. (link)
You aren't stupid...maybe. It's good to try and help people, it's all I ever try to do. Yet it would seem that 'Juicyfruit' (you put me the mood for a stick now) might have overstepped her pyschotic non-existent bounds here. Hugging is a perfectly fine expression of friendship, I hug my friends, even of the same gender. I'd say 'Juicyfruit' is psycho, but now to actual advice:
'Juicyfruit' (I really want some now...) seems the kind of person to not give a crap about her boyfriend and one lost won't make a dif., she'll just find another later. People like her are pert of the reason I don't believe in dating during high school, and if you're in college (I need specification people!) she'll still bounce back. If 'Juicyfruit' gets jealous about you hugging 'Duckie', too bloody bad! You need to tell her hugging is absolutely fine and it is illogical to get upset about such a stupid thing. I wish I were there, I feel kind of useless just saying how I feel. Hopefully you can interpret this into a solution. 'Juicyfruit' has gone to far, and sometimes making people happy might involve temporary unhappiness. And now, I'm off to buy some Juicyfruit...


me and my best freind are more than friends! the otherday we were in the skool bathroom and were fingering, and licking each other! i really love her A LOT!!! tonight we r going to go to her house and have sex. we already have 4 dlidos and 2 vibrators. are we wrong? we have lots of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lezbo lezlie (link)
Wrong is not being lesbian, wrong is doing what you are. I don't give a **** if you say "school" bathroom to mean college, you shouldn't be bloody having sex!!!!!!! And if you're NOT in college, I cannot believe you would do what you have!! Learn some morals here, the path you're going down is not a good one, I assure you.


Every time I go to my friend she always jokes with me saying that "Oh here comes lil miss christian girl" and "Oh great your going to preach to us are'nt you." I know she is just playing but I wish I could witness to her without being made fun of. (link)
Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of pushing your faith on people. Yet I am in total favour of spreading your morals, maybe instead of quoting the bible (I wish people weren't such jerks about that) just give logical reasons relating to modern society to suport your views. Also, you don't always need to preach, tone it done a little. I still give people little bible lessons but I don't do it all the time. Also, if it keeps up after you tone it down, brag. 'Yeah, at least I have a faith and am not just an immoral moron with no reason for being' or somehting to that extent. Ah, that's one of my better ones. Be proud of your faith without going too far in preaching to others. Share it, don't force it. And if you aren't forcing it, just go back to the witty retort thing.


I'm 14 year old girl. and I'm a little confused by stuff... at my school and with pretty much everyone I know it's not really a big deal to make out with someone you don't know or just met and I admit that I have. ALot of the time you can't really go out with anyone unless you give them a handjob or something. It seems sort of wrong to me, and it go me thinking about abunch of stuff.
When I was younger I thought that I wouldn't have sex until I was married and I realized that I don't care about that. Now I just don't know when is the right time to have sex.
Friends of mine have said that they are just going to get it over with at a party we're going to soon or that they'll do it when we enter high school next year.
I was just thinking. How do I know when the right time is for me? I don't care about losing it before I'm married or out of high school, I just want it to be right.
How do I keep myself from doing something stupid that I can't take back? (link)
Look, the only 'RIGHT' time to have sex is after marriage. AND NEVER EVER BEFORE YOU'RE 18!!!!! No offense, but you have some pretty crappy friends. Never let your hormones control you, and why would you even think about having sex when you're 14???!!! Come on!!! Think things over here, consider all the conseqeunces of a such an immoral, reckless action. You're too young to even kiss a guy and you want to know when to have sex? So everyone around you really wants to, well change their minds. You can't just stand idly by while these people destroy their lives. It's your obligation to help them. And trust me, if you wait until after you're married, you'll greatly benefit.


I know this guy that likes me, but I don't feel the same way. I've *nicely* turned him down, probably 3 times. But, he still keeps asking me out! He's asked for my phone number a bunch of times, and I've always refused, because A) My mom hates it when guys call my house & B) I'd only give my phone number to my boyfriend (if I had one). I feel soooo bad for this guy, but I'd never go out with him.. It's all so confusing! (link)
Sometimes 'nicely' just isn't enough. Tell him your mum doesn't want you to have a boyfriend. maybe that'll help deter him. Else, you can't rely on being 'nice'. I know, I'm not sounding terribly nice myself now, and not really being a good representative of my faith, but in cases like these you must remember what goes around comes around. I know you don't want to hurt him, but declining him once should have been enough. I really can't give you much nmore advice than 'don't be nice'.


I have a great friend named Erin. We've been best friends since 1st grade, but lately she's been deserting me for her new friends. Now, I'd normally be beaming if she made a few new friends, but I'm just so glum about it now. Her new friend, Bridget, is super mean to me! She sits there and makes fun of me for listening to Jessica Simpson, Ja Rule, Ludacris, you get the picture. She even had the nerve to make fun of my uncle's rock band (FYI my uncle's only 23)! Worst of all, Erin sits there and laughs with Bridget!!! I know that Erin isn't being the world's best friend, but she's just such a nice girl when she's away from Bridget. Bridget's also starting to talk to Erin about cutting herself... See, Bridget cuts herself in choir (I sit right next to her) & wipes her blood on a piece of paper in her planner. In fact, she has a whole page full of blood.... Nasty! She's trying to convince Erin to start doing that. Erin's also yelling at me for not going out with this kid who I don't like, but here she is hooking Bridget up with her own best guy friend, and BRIDGET HAS A BOYFRIEND who's practically in love with her! Help!!!!!! (link)
Okay, Bridget sucks, we've established that. So, why is it you people always assume your problems are for you alone. Use something Bridget does to totally screw her over, explain to her current boyfriend she's evil and he shouldn't like her, tell Erin she's turned into a total bitch and you hate what she's become and hopefully even if you lose your friend you won't have sadistic morons around you. Bridget cuts herself. Tell a teacher or guidance counsellor blah blah blah. For one thing, she needs some help. I mean come one, she's cutting herself. However evil she may be you cannot disregard this. Plus it will totally screw her over (just in case you want revenger, I know it must be tempting). Her current boyfriend needs to also learn he shouldn't be in love with someone like her. You'll need to tell him though. And as for Erin, if you can get Bridget away and she becomes nice again, tell her what you feel. Explain why you don't like the bitch she is now. If she remains *****y (I feel I've used it too many times), it may hurt, but you can't be friends with someone like that. And if Erin starts cutting herself too, you owe it to her to help her. Good luck, this problem is a tough one.


There is this guy at my school and he likes me but I don't like him I like someone else and that someone is also my friend. He knows I like him and we like to play around with eachother and I want to kiss him but the other guy was like stacking me and I don't like that and also he bleeds a lot and I donn't know what to do?



From Please help a desperte Girl (link)
Well, you need to keep in mind not all of your problems require you alone to solve them. In a situation like this it's probably a good idea to tell someone you're... was he actually stalking you or 'like' stalking. That's why I don't like it when people use 'like'. The point is whether he's stalking you or 'like stalking' someone should know. Well, at first tell this guy to knock off. I wouldn't say be harsh at first, generally stalk-y people are wacko. I'd say this guy is either way. If he keeps it up then maybe be harsh. Finally, tell someone. Teacher, parent, and if you really get scared that this guy might do something, call the cops. But that is the LAST resort, it is one hell of an extreme! So I wouldn't reccomend that. Unless the guy is mental. I hope I gave some helpful advice, you might want to consider what other people say. IF they say.


me and my m8 are both meeting up wt our bfz on Friday nite and they wanna finger us. this is our 1st time bein fingered. How is it menna b down below, hair,shaved!? AND wot are you menna do wen they r doin it 2 u? pull/make noises??? is it menna b wet or dry plz help !!!!
b4 friday!!!! thanx xxx (link)
I figured In should throw in my thoughts. [I decided the sentence originally in place of this was kinda harsh, so I will take it out. I'm too lazy to change the rest, it'll just be a rmeinder I said somehting pretty drastic originally.] Original: Okay, maybe an overstatement, but seriously!!!! I really don't care how bloody old you are, don't tell me what you're about it do is fine and dandy!! Get some morals for crying out loud. You're probably otherwise a good person, and perhaps our crappy society has corrupted and/or confused you, but you need to learn when society is wrong.


hey my best friend really likes this guy, and he likes her too. Me and my friend made a deal, if I dont have a boyfriend she cant have a boyfriend, if i dont have a boyfriend she cant have a boyfrind. (i know kinda dumb) we told each other we wouldent break the deal. I cant find a boyfriend all the guys are taken. Im popular and pretty, but there is a problem the guy that my friend likes is who I like too. She dosent know. I think he likes me too, but he likes her more. He flirts with me all the time he touches me and you know the drill. What should I do? Does he like me? Should I tell my friend? PLEAZE, PLEAZE HELP. SIGNED
confused (link)
Yes, it's important you tell your friend. Keeping things bottled up may lead to later tensions and could cause problems. It's very important that you keep and honest relationship with your friends, and in return your bond will grow stronger. Now, don't fret if the guy chooses your friend, not every guy is taken, you're being a little dramatic. I wondering how old you are, because if you are in or out of college, then saying all the guys are taken is like saying a cow can fly while shooting Nazis with a pig. Wait... what does that even.. Nevermind. But if you are in high school, relationships like having a 'boyfriend' generally don't last. The longest the average girlfriend-boyfriend realtionship lasts is until college. And usually it starts in junior/senior year. Although now with ICQ , Jabber, and other IM-thingies a relationship can be kept, it still isn't a good idea, as being a teenage you probably aren't as mature as you think. In the sense that you don't know for SURE how much you like this guy. What else... Oh yes, if he chooses your friend and still flirts with you, you tell him "What the [insert whatever you feel like here]." He really doesn't sound like a great guy if he's flirting with two girls anyway. Whatever, I just hope I helped at least somewhat.




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