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is there such a thing as a "sex bed"? this girl was saying that her mom got her one so she can put her legs up when she's doing it. any comments are appreciated!

I'm sure there is, or she could be talking about a gyno's bed.

Though, on Howard Stern I saw a sex chair that was suspended from the cieling, so I really don't doubt there's such a thing out there. I'd trust your friends word.

Hell, if you really doubt it, ask her to show it to you, because I'm sure it isn't that easy to hide.

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I have a VERY personal question that i find embarrassing to ask friends. When a girl is giving you head, are you supposed to tell her when you're going to ( you know ) To me this is what you should do, but is it normal to do that. How do girls feel about this?

PLEASEE HELP

Most girls like to know so they don't have to...consume semen.

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u know how on some myspaces people have made signs for their friends or something and its like a picture reel? well how do u do that?! i want one soo bad!

Well, first you need to find a place to host the image.

Once you have...
take the url and put it into this code:

< img src="URL HERE" >< /img >

Then if you'd like the images to rotate you do this code before the pictures.

< marquee > previous code in here < /marquee > but this should be done without the spaces of course.

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hi i am 17 and i have been taking birth control for three months. um i need help, okay i am getting off the pills and i just got off my period last week and now back on and i know it is because of the birth control, but the first day i did not take it i had sex with my boyfreind and he you know in me and we both asgreed on having a baby well o you think i could get prgnant please help me

As previously mentioned it'll take time before you're ready to have a baby, because the pill still has all of thoese horomones in you.

Most women once they quit taking the pill wind up on fertility drugs, because of this.

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my skin has been ripped off of my arms, and I was planning on just replacing it with saran wrap, but I'd like to know of some other methods of dermalogical reconstruction. I am on a tight budget.

Superglue. Just apply layers of it to keep the dirt out.

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I had dinner with a friend of mine and at the end of the meal I applied a fresh coat of lipgloss. I looked up at him while doing this and he was gazing deeply into my eyes. The gaze lasted for about 10 seconds and he looked like he was getting turned on. Then I started sucking on a sucker that the restaurant gave us and he told me I had a sucker fetish.
Does this mean he thinks of me as more than a friend? Because it sure felt that way to me.

Dinner with a friend? Haha, no offense.

Guys are only friends with girls AFTER girls make it clear that a boy cannot get with them.

If you haven't come out and said "Hey we're only friends" he still thinks there's a chance of fooling around with you.

Trust me. All of my friends would agree with me.

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I am 17 and a female. I am taking evening classes at a high school for the GED. I am on the Pre-GED right now. How long does it normally take people to get their GED?

My friend told me it only took him two months with one year of high school under his belt.

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What are some decent image-hosting sites (other than photobucket and freewebs)?

Imageshack.us

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ok my boyfriend was over tonight. and we were fooling around but we didnt have sex he fingered me you know all that stuff..but what i was wondering is i know he tired to use more than one finger and it wouldnt fit..is that bad?? does it matter??

i'll rate high to anyone who isnt an ass about it

thanks in advance

You know I've had this problem, and I'm a guy.

You start with one, and warm it up.
A lot of girls can only take one finger at a time, and personally, I think that's all that's needed in most cases.

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ok, heres the thing, i have a gf, but people tell me she dont really lik me, then other people tell me shes crazy bout me. i kno im crazy bout her, i love her. wut do i do? who do i listen 2? then people r tellin me she likes this other guy also. wtf do i do?

Ask her.
Then make your best judgement.
People talk a lot, and hardly any of it is true.
Just go straight to the horses mouth.

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do guys suck each other at sleep overs as dares? my boyfriend did and i dont think its normal?

Yeah, we do it all the time.
Just kidding. Finish reading, please.

Yes, guys spend the night at each others houses.
Yes, I guarantee you older more mature guys would suck another guy for a million dollars.

I presume he was kidding.
Maybe you should confront him about it and see if he's telling the truth, and if he is hell bent on that, I suggest you seek another boyfriend that is more dedicated to you.

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Hi, I am a 17 yr old male who has a problem. My g/f head over heels in love with me. She claims, that if she could, she would marry me and have my children. The only thing is that I don't love her. I just like her a lot, but nowhere near to love. I used to say that I love her though I didn't mean it. Over the summer I admitted to her the truth sbout my feelings for her. Thinking this would driver her away, it only brough her closer. She is glad that I am able to tell her the truth on how I feel because she feels it brings us closer. We are curently intimate in the act of sex. I have always wondered if I am in it because of sex. My question is should I stay with her, and if I do, is it right for us to be having sex?

Dude, take it from another guy, having sex with a girl is not gonna get her away from you.

Psychotic girls like that feed off of the intimacy.
Tell her she's a stepping stone so you know what you want when you're old enough to make a mature decision as to what kind of girl you'd like when you want something serious.

Think about it.
If you cut out the sex would you still be with her?
If yes stay with it.
If no jump ship.

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ok the other day me and my guy friend kissed but it was open mouth ... people are asking me if i made out with him but i dont no what to say.. like did me and him make out or just french kiss?

I'd say it was just kissing.
Making out is over a prolonged period of time. Like ten minutes.

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Okay so I need yalls help! My Grandma got a phone call monday night at like 10:45 and it was a prank call...(Of course they blocked their number so we cant find out who is it) so heres how the convo went (the letters represent the peoples names):

Granny: hello?
Them: Hello, is H there?
Granny: Who is calling?
Them: B
Granny: Who?
Them: B, You might want to take H to the hospital, he gave me aids last night.
Them: (Someone laughing histerically in the background)

Keep in mind "H" is my grandfather and the "B" represents me. Now i'm sorry but that isnt even a cute prank call...my grandmother lives alone most of the time so she was scared to go to bed. But anyways...we have an idea of who it is...me, my mom, and grandmother think it was my brother's friend..lets call him N. and also my brother's other friend...we'll call him J. Now the only reason with think it's N & J is because N is the only friend of my bro who knows my grandpa's name. And I'm sure J was the one who told him to use my name. Now hopefully your still with me LOL. We were trying to think of some clever ways to get them to confess...I think we should do some of these:
1) Sit them down and frankly ask if they did it
2) Ask them if they know how to block your number when you call sumone
3) Ask if they know anything about a prank phone call my grandmom recieved

I'm open to opinions on this so please feel free to come up with some ideas of your own (that was the whole point of this lol) and let me know. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I'll rate high (5) and please, NO SMART-ASSES! Thnkx a mil

Well, the only problem I have with any of this is option 2.

2) Ask them if they know how to block your number when you call sumone

I know how to block a number, so I'm just as accountable as the people that called your grandma.

I think one and three go together.
Just casually bring it up. Don't threaten them or anything.

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Ok this is a really horrible situation I got myself into.
Today is my 1 year anniversary with my boy friend and this weekend is my best friend's birthday. I totally forgot to mention that to my boyfriend and he bought us tickets to this concert and reserved dinner at a really nice place downtown that has a waiting list weeks long.
Anyway, I've known my best friend my entire life and we had always planned that for her 18th birthday, we'd drive over to Alberta and get totally tanked with a group of girlfriends because her parents would be away for Thanksgiving.
So yesterday, my boyfriend gave me my ticket and I noticed the date of the concert and the dinner falls on the same day of my friend's birthday! I couldn't believe it and I got really upset because my best friend and I had been planning this for years and I couldn't believe this was happening to me!!
Well my boy friend said he understood and it was ok, he could take me some time later even though I know he spent a lot of money on the tickets and planned it all out and we can't get seatings at a concert again till they come around on tour again. So I said ok, I'll go with Sandra and them.
So I was all planning on going with the girls until one of my other friends "felt bad" or whatever and she told my best friend and now my best friend says it's really stupid that I would ditch my boy friend for a road trip and she demended that I go to the concert.
Now I feel really bad and so does my boyfriend so I don't know what to do! Like if I go to Alberta, I'll feel really bad but at the same time, if I go to the concert, I'll feel bad too! What the eff am I supposed to do?

I have a close friend, we're like brothers, and if I were in your situation my friend would totally understand why I'd go to the concert and I'd understand if he did that. Sure you've had this planned, but you said you've been friends for your entire lives...this surely shouldn't stop you guys. You've been friends for eighteen years, and this shouldn't change anything. Your time with your boyfriend could be running out as we speak, so you might as well get fond memories now ya know? You can always celeberate your friend's birthday the following week, but I suppose you can't drive over to Alberta and get drunk...which probably isn't that awesome. It'll only make a habit out of drinkin'. But just think about the money your poor boyfriend invested in your anniversary. All down the drain...if only there were some way he could be reimburst. Speaking of which...has money actually been put up for this trip? If not go with the boy.

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I need some advice on getting my 3 year old to sleep in her own bedroom,she has slept with her father and I since she was a baby.Lately her father & I have been having some relationship difficulties,and she is very insecure about everyone being there when she wakes up.

I saw this on super nanny.

You put the kid in her bed.
When she gets up or out you pick her up, and put her directly back in the bed without saying anything.

Granted this is rather arduous, and one must be very patient when doing this.

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How do you get rid of stretch marks or flubber on your butt so you have the perfect butt? and how do you get rid of stretch marks on your thighs.

Coca butter will do it.
Try rubbing broken vitamin e gel capsules on them, too.

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I just finished watching the Exorcist. Is this stuff real? Has this ever happened? I know back in Jesus' time it happened because he performed an exorcisms, as it says in the bible. But does or has this happened lately or around the 60s-70s? I have read many things and there are some stories of exorcisms being performed, but the weird thing is when I watched this movie I don't see how all those things can actually happen to someone innocent whom ingaged in the Ouija board a few times, how does it happen? Im so lost and scared as well.

The movie is based on a boy from Maryland. He didn't turn green, and walk down stairs backwards like a crab. Vases flew through the air in his presence, and so did fruit. Eventually scratches, and the words "christ" and "hell" manifested on his body. This occured during 1949.

Here's a site on how one becomes possessed, and what to do etc.

http://www.stmichael.pair.com/

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ok i've had my iPod for about 6 months. And it's worked fine. But latley when ever i'd try to turn up the volumn or scrool it wouldn't work but the pause,play,seek, and menu button worked. And my battery was low so i changed it and that fixed it. BUt today i was lisetning to my iPod on the buss and it worked fine so i put it in my locer during the day then when i tried to turn it on it didn't work. So i came home and i pluged it into my computer and usualkly it'll charge and or turn on it self but it didn't. What's wrong what should i do to make it work???

I've had a friend or two complain about problems with hers, and I just did some research, and I found this article on the mini, and problems with it.

http://homepage.mac.com/techedgeezine/2004-0413_ipod-mini_flaw.htm

It suggests taking it back to the apple store if you have any problems.

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I am 13 and i really want to get eaten out. I dont havea boyfriend so how can i make it happen? I am not very pretty either.

Your HOT btw.

Well, find a guy...become good friends with him, and ask him. Most guys wind up being sexually attracted to their friends that are girls at some point or another. I'm pretty sure he'd be eagar. Just make sure it's someone you trust, and not some random guy, who's gonna rape you, and give you diseases.

But even in adult some husbands rape their wives so you never know if you're safe or not.

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