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Well, I'm home alone alot, with my brother thats only ten, and i need to learn how to defend myself. but i can't take classes because my mom won't have enough time to take me. so, this is my question, can i learn to defend myself at home, with like a knife or something?

thanks in advance♥ (link)
Well, don't expect to learn any crazy, ninjutsu, crane style stuff with a knife, but you can still protect yorself, if your real nervous you can get a bolted lock for yor door, when parents are out, keep lights on to insinuate someone is home, keep 911 on speed dial, have some peeper spray, bee bee gun, w/e ready, or hell you can go to a trusted family friends house,. go with basic stuff, believe me, if you spray some punk with pepper spray, not only will you have time to call 911 and give him a few kicks to the nads, you might have time to fix your bro a snack.
Goodluck and dont worry so much, makes life too scary
jon a.k.a GateKeeper


ok soo im going to a wedding tomorrow and im going to a hair salon to get it done. any ideas? my hair is medium length w/ long layers. (link)
a personal like of mine, my gf at my bros weddin did her hair old style, over one eye, she looked amazing and personally i love that look, and somthing were your hair is down, a woman looks best with her hair down( trust me on that one)
GoodLuck, have fun, no drinking ;)
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


i have this guy i been with for 8 months and he broke up with me and i gave him a letter begging him to take me back telling him i love him and i need him and i cant live without him.. and he just read it and ripped it up...and i left crying and he cursed and yelled at me..when i came back i sat by myself and cried for like 2 hours and he was all over my friends hugging them and stuff like that and i got so uppset and he didnt even care..this happend like 20 minutes ago and he isnt calling ...he never calls when we break up...i always call and beg for him back what should i do to make him want me back?
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you're not going to want to hear this, and you probally be pissed and upsset, but please think about it.
there is not much, if anything you can do, and most of it in the end will end up hurting you. this guy does not feel the same towards you and if he is he is showing it in an abusive manner, h is intentionally trying to hurt you, maybe to make you jelous or just out of spite. he is not worth you time.
Try to move on, give yourself time to heal, their will be other guys and this guy could always come back, you never know. ad if he comes back then you have the choice but he will likely hurt you again.
take some down time
GoodLuck, contact me if you ever wannt to get somthing off your chest, it will stay confidential.
Jon a.k.a GateKeeper


What is the best way to lose as much weight as possible in one month?
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go on a strict diet and a strict regime where you do lots of cardio, pushups, situps, running, if you have a stadium in your town, run them
do it every other day
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


ok me and my b/f were making out and whatever, then he put his hand on my thigh and slowly went up "to you knw where" and he started rubbing it slowly and then harder....what would you call that? the rubbing action of my vagina? (link)
it's been known as petting the pussy, and is basiclly pre-fingering
GoodLuck, stay safe, be careful
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


people who imitate your language and dont even get it right...how do you deal with that? and false stereotypes too. (link)
Don't put much thought to it, everyone has to laugh at themselves sometimes so just hit it back at them
GoodLuck
Jon. a.k.a GateKeeper


isnt it sad when people say they hate pop?

because arent the Beatles pop?

or pop rock. is there a complete difference...im confused now. (link)
It's not really sad because for all you know, they could hate the beatles too, ya know? afterall, nothins impossible


Well I jus watched the movie, the butterfly effect, with my friends. and the ending is how he like never becomes friends with kaylee and stuff. Well my friend said that when she say it and it was a different ending, like he was in the womb, and like choked himself with the ambilical cord.

Is that like one of the endings? (link)
i have never actually heard of that although you could look up alternate endings for it on google.
but that one does sound like it would be in the movie, i mean it fits the prodecule
*sick and a little bit twisted
GoodLuck, thats a great movie
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


does crying burn calories, if so how many (link)
your bound to lose some cryin, but i'll make you a bet you'll lose more laughing.
is it a bet? *holds out hand* $10?
GoodLuck(but i'll so win)
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


my middle name is laverne I hate my middle name becouse everybody picks on me about it somehow people found out what it was at school and started making fun of me about it,my mom tells me that my middle name was my dad's middle name that's the only good thing about it.what should I do? (link)
Here's what you do, when they start making fun of you simply say the following or somthing along the lines, "Are you seriously a sad enough person that you have to make fun of me for somthing compleatly beyond my control, what the hell is wrong with you, are you that sad? (now here you can have fun and im jsut throwing insults out, by all means feel free to use them) I mean, i can't control this, but you guys, cmon, how bout you ass breath, you forget to brush your teeth this year or do you use it to wipe up shit first, and you, i kno you have the IQ of are president but cmon, you can think of better, how bout you daddy's reject, you can find better ways to impress your dad... then again he thinks your a itch anyway. (your goal here is t make theses asses feel like it's not worth there time and efort to insult you.) then ask them what their middle name is,ssee if anyone has got one better. or do what my brother did (this is a joke, don't do what my brother did, and yes he really did do this) fill a squirt gun with piss and hold it to the kids face.
GoodLuck and keep your chinup, they're no brain brats
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


My friend threw a party at her house in early may which i didn't attend because I was sick. Anyway, from what I heard, it was stupid/boring/not much/etc. She's throwing one Aug. 12 & she's asking for my help so I started by setting up a guestlist. What can I do to make this a really awesome house party? I really want her to be able to say that she had a great time at her party. So my questions are:
*Would it be better to have a theme? like dance party and decorate her garage with crazy lights & music or just a chill party... eat food, do some stuff?
*Should we send out invitations or is that too 3rd grade-ish? (I would probably design these)
*What kind of food/drinks should she plan on getting?
*What are some fun things to suggest playing/doing? I don't want to have to make people do anything like a little kid party but maybe some organization would be good.
details:
we'd probably have it in her 2 car garage. it'd be about 25 people there total. We don't have a ton of money to put into this... I do have a lot of hose lights and things like that. We're all 15/16.
thanks so much for all of your help! (link)
well i myself have had a couple of partys, all of which have been fun ass all hell(except for the fact that a couple kids have gotten hurt, but that's just cause we're monsters) But to answer your questions

1.Well it depends on the party, usally i have bonfires, which are great fun, but you must remember that a party is a liveing breathing thing, it needs air to breth into it, the people coming are not based on the party the party is based on the people, my friends are wild so we just light shit on fire, blow stuff up and go with the flow, let it run the course.

2. Only send invitations if you plan on having only certain people come, what i did is i would tell a couple of my friends and have them pass the word, makesit a suprise, never know whos goin to show (but you should try to keep tabs)

3.the best bet is soda and pizza, to cut the cost ask people comin to bring two dollars or shit like that if they plan on eating, based on the amount of people coming is how you should guess proportion

4. stuff like manhunt, a sprinkler, cards, the best thing to do is put out a bunch of stuff so that everyone has somthin to choose, people wanna play football, give em a ball, throw out some cards, w/e, all based on the attendence.

Btw, great partys don't need lots of money, great partys need some of these
1. music
2. crazy people
3. people willing to deal with the after math
GoodLuck, don't stress it or it ain't a party, go with the flow get down with your inner party animal
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper

P.S a hose never hurts to have on hand 1) it can cause great fun 2) it calms down people goin out of control. oh yea, if you do prank phone calls do this one

when the person picks up use this outline of dialouge as a guide

-hello
-Hel.. hello is lusy there?
-umm you have the wrong phone number
- where... where's lucy
- wrong number call again hun
- i dont have any more quarters
- well you have the wrong phone number
- can i have a quarter?
make it goes as long as you can, interupt, be stupid and use a high childish voice


I have liked this one guy in my class for over 3 years. I think he likes me too, but I'm not sure. My BFFs have said we would look cute together, but I don't know what to do about it. Also, my school is really small with a no PDA rule, so all the teachers would be looking at us all the time. Please help me! (link)
sounds like what was up with me and my girlfried alana, everyone always said we would be cute togeather and we were like best friends for a year and we liked eachother alot, the teachers at are school all knew when we started going out to ( those grimmy bastards purposly seperated us on are field trip so i had to sneak up into her group) but yea, it doesn't matter if the teachers know, or if your friends sa you'll make a cute couple, what matters is this
That you both want to be togeather, so i say go for it.
GoodLuck
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


my boyfriend wants to fight with a relative of mine who has a crush on me....REAL CRUSH ON ME..they said that they will have a "till death" fight and i dont know how to stop them...my boyfriend and that guy are really stubbonrn...they may REALLY get one another KILLED...i just need a way to stop them...i am almost 15 and my realtive is 15 and half and my boyfriend is turning 17,thank you (link)
Don't worry bout them fightin to the death, alot of people will drop out of a fight after the first haymaker makes contact, but even if they do fight the worst that will happen is a broken nose, which isn't that big of a deal, better to let it play out, let them tend to their wounds then after smakin both in the back of the head tell them if they pull that shit they'll have to deal with you, they'll get a laugh, and in all honsety, alot of friendships of my brothers and myself and other guys i know stemmed from fights, so let the boys have their fun, cause honestly that's what it is for guys, fun.
GoodLuck, don't worry
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


hi does anyone know where ican find like cute and funny quotes for liek best friends?? liek the ones that say oo a friend would do this... but a best friend would....
and also cute and funny lvoe quotes?? (link)
here, this site is a gurantee to help you,
boardofwisdom.com
GoodLuck
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


what are the signs of being in love with a boy??? (i'm female of course)sorry its schort but that's all i need to know...thanks! (link)
Love is when you feel a spark everytime you see him, when you would with out a second thought sacrifice yourself for him. when you look at his imperfections as just part of his charm. when you would give the world just to aee him smile.

that's what i think love is
GoodLuck
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


Will you be my friend forever? (link)
You merely need to ask for my friendship and you shall reciee it and i will be your friend until you no longer need me and even after.


Me and my boyfriend have had sex 4 times. its wonderful but I worry its not interesting enough. He just lays ontop of me and does his buisness. does anyone have any tips, positions, foreplay, or anything that would really turn us on and make sex more exciting than it already is. We are both 19.

thanks! (link)
here's this link, it should help.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions

GoodLuck, have fun, and be safe
Jon a.k.a GateKeeper


14/female
okay me and my boyfriend have been ggoing out for a month and 7 days. we live right up the street from each other and we make out all the time and he has doe other stuff to me than kiss me( if u know what i mean) and we r still virgins though bt anyways he wants me do do more i think i might know what he wants me to do but im just to scared to make the move what do i do???? (link)
qwll just let it play out, well kissing let your hand wander and see where it goes but i must remind you.
Dont do anything YOU don'y want to do, you guy will wait for you if you ask him, it's importeant not to rush.
when i first hinted to my girl i wanted to more she said ok, but up untill that momment when it happened i made sure she was doing it not just because of me,
Don't do somthing you don't want to do for a guy you've been goin with for only about a month, regrets suck so try to do what you want, not what he wants.
GoodLuck, be safe
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


Tonight me and my best friend hailey were planning on going ice skating. Hailey has been hvaing problems with her ex boyfriend and some girl he used to date. This girls name is Kimberly, and shes always talking trash about Hailey. Well shes getting a whole bunch of girls to go down to the ice skating rink tonight to fight hailey. Should we still go and just ignore their BS, or stay home and be scared? its such a hard decision. (link)
go, at a public plac e thay cant give you any shit as long as you stay close to ppl, but just incase bring peper spray or somthin. spray those bitches ya know?
GoodLuck, have fun and dont worry
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper


My brother and sister are constantly mean to me and are always calling me names. My mom is always picking at me, and screaming at me for the littlest things i do wrong or don't do like she wanted me to. I have no way to vent out my anger other than taking it out on my friends. I recognize that i do that, and i apologize to my friends, but im afraid one day my friends will leave me. They don't understand what i have been through. My parents don't abuse me, but they are constantly yelling. I have thought about suicide, but i know that if i did it, my family would be devastated. i haven't attempted it yet. I can't tell my mom and dad what my brother and sister do to me, because they always make up an excuse or say "I didn't do that, why would i do that" and mty mom always believes them. I don't know who i can talk to.
Please help me......im desprete (link)
ok well here are some ways to vent first off

*writing*poetry*art work*working out*boxing*any hobby

second rather than lashing out at your friends, talk to them about it, ask them for help, or talk to a counselor

And Don't think about suicide, that is a unnecasary action, this is temporary, you won't be stuck with your mother and siblings forever and life will get better, i promise, just hold in there

if you ever need to vent you can also contact me, you can let anything you want out, it will stay betwee you and me.
GoodLuck, feel free to contact me
Jon a.K.a GateKeeper




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