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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
E-mail: ADHDanonomyous@aol.com
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Well i am a girl 14 and i have a boyfriend. Hes serious and everything but i dont like kissing him. it kinda feels weird. but i was out with my friend, whos a lesbian, ane she started getting all touchy feely w/ me...and i kinda got worried..then she was all..do you really like kyle? (my bf's name) and i was like yes i do. and she got really close to me and said, are you sure? and i said uhh..and she kissed me. right there in her living room. i was like totally grossed out at first, then i decided, its better than kissing kyle, and so we started making out, it got hotter by the minuite first just kissing then she was eating me out. it was like heaven. but i dont know how to tell anyone. b/c they'll be all weird if i do tell them. but every night i go over to her house and she just like strips and then helps me and then we get it on. idk what to do! (link)
i personaly think your bi-sexual. which is perfectly normal. now you could just not tell neone cause it seems yur reputation and social life would be hit hard. cause if you tell people might think you a lesbian (and it might be true that oyu a lesbian instead of bi) and a lot of guys will try to take adantage of you and stuff. so you shouldn't tell neone and if you like it, go have more sex wit yur friend.


ok there's this guy who i'm really good friends with (i'm 17, he's 16). he's kinda like a lil bro figure to me, but lately things have been getting more non-brotherish. we both like each other, and both know it, but we also know that nothing can develop since i'm leaving for college in the summer and he's still a sophomore (his parents made him stay back in like preschool). we've made out a couple times and i just can't stop thinking about him. my only problem - should i keep this going if we know it's not going anywhere? we agreed not to go out or anything, but i mean, should we be like friends with benefits or would that ruin our friendship? thanks so much in advance! i rate :) (link)
you should make the most of this relationship. i had that happen to me once and i didn't do anythin about it cause i was movin, and now it so painful, i hate it. so i say make the most of it nad when you go to college keep in close touch wit him. hope i helped


ok so my friend is 15 and her and her bf had sex but the condom broke. well she got this short period for march. it lasted a day and a half she said. shes been eating alot and peeing alot now too. does it sound like shes pregnant? im going with her to planned parenthood tomrrow..but what does it sound like to you guys?? (link)
when did she have sex? if you tell me this, i can answer yur question wit the right results. but i thinkin no if she didnt do it like over a month or 2 ago. it usually take a long time to no weahter a girl is pregnant or not. you might consider taking a test to make sure.


Weird question, but okay.. do you find it normal to like someone alot that you've never met? I think that its normal to an extent- like a celeb.. but what do you think? (link)
it completly normal. most humans like others they have never met cuase of the way they look. thats usualy cause they more beautiful you are, the healthier you are. and thats why people like eachother for there looks. it shows and means health. its normal


i am 13/f and i have a boyfriend even though i'm not really supposed to. anyways my little sister who is 10 found out and now she is threatning meand i don't know what to do.i don't want to break up with him. i tryied talking to her but that made it worse! what do i do? (link)
if your sister cant prove you have a bf, than let her think you do, you parents would probably believe you over yur little sister. another thing is bribary. that always works wit me. hope it all works out


does masturbation cause any diseases or stds or anything like that? (link)
lol nope not at all.


hey! im doing a project for school and i need to collect some data about things some teens do that they realy dont want to just to fit in. if u could tell me all the things that u did just to fit in, it would help. thanx

ps: annyone who ansers will get a 5 rateing unless they r joking or being rood or whatever (link)
my personaliy and athletic abilities really helped me fit in. being funny yet serious on a level. i almost had to show off on a level to get attention. its really hard to explain casue everybody different and everybody has a certain group they would naturally fit into. hope i helped


I am currently searching for work experience and have written letters out to all of the places where I may be able to find it. However, if more than one of them says yes, how do I say no to those that I don't choose? What should I write in my letter?
Thanks. (link)
its as easy as the truth. you can say you've found sumone betta and that you were the next choice if i needed two. its kinda 50/50 on the truth but still, u wont hurt there feelins as much if at all. hope it all goes well


I had a first date with this guy Jack last night. We have been talking for a while, and so I asked him out, and we went to the movies, and to a friends house afterwards. The date itself was good, no akward silences, kept the conversation going, and he held my hand, which I wasnt expecting him to do, because he is quite shy. At the end of the night, he walked me to my door, and gave me a hug. I almost kissed him, because I thought he would be too shy to make a first move, but he turned away, so I ended up kissing his cheek (and I am so embaressed about it) He said that he didnt want to get me sick (he has been sick for the last week, or something) Do you think thats the real reason, or did he just not want to kiss yet? Is there anything I could say to him to fix this? (link)
he might have felt - embarrassed, shy (as u said), because he's sick (makes the most sence), and it might be that hes not a very good kisser. its very possible. hope i helped ya


What if someone said something offensive about you and you had a disablity, and ur friends and family didnt do much to defend you? I have the right to be mad right? I have the right to be mad at my family for not defending me right? what should i do? (link)
you should be fuckin pissed off!! first you should talk to your family in a loud, emotional and agressive way! get them to understand wat just happened. you have all the rights on earth to be mad. tkae control of this!


I have a little issue see I get turned on by gurls. I basically grew up around guys and i always heard them sya damn look at that a.s.s. or she got a nice rack and I always ignored it like why do i want to hear this now when I ee a gurl i think the same excact thing i wonder what she looks like naked, what tricks she can do, just things that I would think about wit a guy. I have never done anything with a gurl and want to experiment but I am scared because i dont know how to approach a gurl to let her know. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!? And could you give me some hints on what to do when you are with a gurl do you do the same things you do with a guy and are there any special tricks?

need some help (link)
yur obviously a lesbian, and i guess it would be hard to approach a girl and tell her those kinda things. i think that you should find out who else is a lesbian or bi girl and see if you like any of them cause chances are, a 'stragiht' girl wont do anythin wit you, on the level you want. i'm not so sure on the lesbian sex but i bet its the same as you would wit a guy. but wit out the penis. hope i helped.


me and this one guy were like such good friends ;) now hes changed and now he always ignores me its so wrong (link)
i've got the same problem.... but im a guy and the girl doesn't seem to talk to me much nemore.... i did move not another country though... and i wake up at 3 in the mornin to talk to her.... she's the reason i painstakingly wake up that early.... its just wrong, makes me sad as hell.... i've cried about it.... i'm take forgranted... look at my problem and tell me yours is worse.... your not alone... yes it is wrong


what is the meaning of life? (link)
the meaning of life.... there is no right or wrong answer.... one meaning is to reproduce and survive, this is the nature reason. all animals, and plants have two goals in life, survival and reproduction. another meaning, in a religious sence, is to serve the lord, of your god depending on your religion.... it could mean to the everyday man or woman to do the simple things in life, or even to make a bigger impact. one woman i know (i'm living in Africa right now) teaches the african women to become teachers. this can be a 'meaning' in her life. not all people have those kind of purposes tho and many of them follow the first two examples i gave. the people of indonesia, (i lived there for 7 of my 14 years of life) they dont see themselves as useful to the world, so wat do they do? they fuck... literally... the population of indonesia almost matches that of america, and is predicted to double by 2015. the meaning of there 'lives' is to reproduce.... there is no right or wrong answer... i hope you understand....


Me and my boyfriend have been together for about 4 months. I love him so much but when ever he says I love you to me I dont belive it. He knows I dont. He kind of gets angry because I wont belive when he says it. Why wont I belive it? Is there something wrong with me? (link)
it is very possible that you want more from him than just an "I love You". it could be the tone of his voice or his body language. you might not believe him because the of the way your relationship is goin. if you ever get da fellin that he might not see you as that kind of a lover, than you might remember that and incorperate it to when he says he loves you. i'm not 100% sure about this question, but i hope my advice is of use.


Is coffee fattening? Like just black coffee, nothing added? (link)
OK! LISTEN!! EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG!! coffee can make you fatten, not by much, at all, at a time tho, and this only occurs if you drink it about 30 to 40 minutes before you go to sleep. this is because coffee is an energy drink almost. its full of calories and caffine and thats y it makes you hyper, depending on the type (idk the types). so if you fil yur body wit these calories, and go straight to bed, the body will have nothing to do but put them into storage thro out tha body, aka fat cells


I am 13 years of age and I had my period two times last year. Only two times because it started at the end of the year. I've only had it two times because I haven't had it this year yet. Is that normal? Is that supposed to happen? Is it healthy when you period does that? (link)
i'm not sure if its exactly healthy, but it is normal! so dont worry, usually a womans period can skip a month or two, espciecally when a woman just starts her period. now i'm not sure about, the whole not having one period this year thing is good, if sum how you manage to skip like 5, i say you should see yo mom about it. but i say its normal until it gets outta hand, as in, not occuring for such long lapses of time. hope i helped


i rate 5's to people who arent ignorent
ok so i have this friend joe.. me and him are the people in our group of friends who dont go out with somebody.. hes met alot of girls from different schools on the internet and we were talking about how we want to go out with people from different schools.. he told me hed hook me up with this one guy so this guy IMs me and asks for a pic.. i give him one and he says "wow.. damn" so i say can i have yours now and he takes a long time to answer and just goes i have to find one.. youll laugh at me anyways.. then he says can i just give you it tomorrow.. and well its the next day and he hasnt talked to me.. should i just leave it alone or should i ask him again for it? .. my friend says he has a nice build and hes mixed.. he cant be that bad.. any opinions? (link)
well he might think that you might not like his apperence and will hold out as long as he can, which can make sence. another thing is if you like him, without seeing him, like ova the internet and stuff, than you might wanna ask him again cause you dont wanna like build a great relationship threw the comp and him endin up to be sum geek or sumthin, unless you fine wit dat. so i would ask him, if i was a girl.... and if he says he doesn't have one, try and meet him sumtime, see wat happens. i hope my opinion was of use.


Okay well about 3 months ago i met my boyfriend. And its really werid how we met because he liked my friend and i tried to hook them up but she didn't like him. So, he came over to my house and we were just hangin out and then after that we talked on the internet and he said that im beautiful and he had alot of fun and that he REALLY really likes me... so we went out that nite. I told my friend that were going out and she was happy for me and everything. Well this is my question now that you have the background... I don't like having my boyfriend around my friend cause i feel uncomfortable knowing that he used to like her!! i love him alot and he does to and were in love but i still feel that way is that right or should i stop worrying cause hes with me and not her.... HELP!! (link)
i feel you shold give him sum room to talk to yur friend cause it wouldn't be nice to isolate him from her, but if you notice that maybe he's startin you like her again, tighten the security around yur friend and make sure oyu dont lose yur man. and another thing is that yur friend doesn't like yur bf neways, so it would be hard to lose him to her unless she all of a sudden changes her mind. hope i helped and that you understand


ok... well i have a boyfriend.. and well not alot of guys like me at my school (i mean like bc they are stupid im not like a nerd or anything!) and then like everyone was makin fun of us and stuff and when me and my friend went to his house he was all like flirting with her.. what should i do (I GOT PISSED!)
i rate 5's (link)
well i guess one thing reason he's doin that is cuz you 2 are bein made fun of. and that might be the main reason for it all. another thing is to see if he's been flirting wit her befor. like if he does it more now or he doesn't show much more interest in you. if he isn't showin interest. dump him, his he still shows interest ut flirts wit yur friend, talk to him about it and find out wats goin on, if he still flirts and you dont like it, i advize you to dump his ass cause he obviously doesn't like you as much as he do yur friend. i hope i helped.


Hey. My best friend has been ignoring me lately and I don't know what I should do. On her website she shows who shes talking to and shes talking to alot of people and being all happy. But when we talk its just not the same and she barely says anything, if anything at all. Please help! (link)
she probably doesn't see you as much of a friend as you do her. if you really want to be good friends with her, you should talk to her in person often. it really helps. hope i helped.




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