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my name is tonii. i'm an 18 year old college student at a college that is none of your concern. i was born and raised in the ghettos of the bronx, so i know a thing or two when it comes to the streets.


my dream job is to become a model for playboy. pam anderson and tila are my idols. i'm straight up with my answers so don't get mad at me if you don't like it.
Gender: Female
Location: Absolutly none of your business
Occupation: college student
Age: 18
Member Since: January 31, 2005
Answers: 68
Last Update: September 28, 2005
Visitors: 3677


I know this is really random, but I just have to know: Where do people learn to become ventriloquists? Schools? And how the hell do they do it?



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it's MAGIC!


my friend told me jlo died? omg is this true? (link)
how stupid are you? NO she's not dead! how retarded do you have to believe that JLo is dead? it'd be all over the damn news! you'd hear it on the radio, everywhere! she's not dead! your an idiot for believing your friend.


Hi mi name is candace nd i want a new sn buti dont kno who it should be . I like soccer,pink,talken on mi cell,hanging with mi friends,being crzy nd just haviing fun. Please help me pick a sn thanks! (link)
I GOT ONE!

try...

ifeellykwaistinpplztimeonhurrcuzinotherezaSNmakerwen igo2daMAKESNPAGE69696969


I can write poems tell me what you think of this one
Alone
alone is where no one is there
you try to see but blind by glare
glare of your own soul and glare of your heart and then you realize that thers no start
you have no body or no friends you
relize now this might be the end u
nless you change whats inside t
his might be how you die
try to run but theres no escape
try to hide but you still wont wake
the darkness is everywhere
you cant see
blinded by you
and blinded by me
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http://advicenators.com/faq.php?t=12 it says there that you shouldn't ask those questions, it will be deleted. and i think it's okay.


Ok Well im going back to school on wenseday and i have this huge pimple on my face! i poped it but its still there i dont know what to do help!!!!!!
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your worried about a stupid pimple? god you girls are so conceited these days. IT'S A DAMN PIMPLE get over it. wash your face with hot water and buy clean and clear acne advantage spot treatment. it goes away in a few hours. jesus christ you people need to calm down! no one is going to give a damn that you have a pimple on your face when you go to school. NO ONE.


if you finger yourself do you loose your virginity? (link)
NO are you stupid? that's why it's called FINGERING yourself. Not fucking yourself. God when did you have sex ed?


okay im 13 and i weigh 103 or 104 soo is that good for a 13 year old?? does any1 know the average weight for a 13 year old??? well i rate high for good answers!! muahh! (link)
your an idiot. your supposed to tell us how tall you are. if your like 4'2 it's over weight. WE CAN'T TELL IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A HEIGHT!


i am just wondering on where i should go for a body check up for trying for a baby (link)
i don't know... maybe the gyno. that would be the most obvious thing don't you think?


Im going to the doctor at 1 oclock estern time and im scared that going to look down my pants or under my bra..........I know it sounds dumb but can any one tell me what to say to the doctor to tell her not to maybe she can ask questions instead of looking. Im a very self concious person and I will walk out of there if She has to but please tell what tosay and hurry!!!!! (link)
your doctor has to do it for your own health. nothing you can say or do will change that your uncomfortable. you can't walk out, so you're just gonna have to grin and bear it.


yes i'm officially retarted... so on myspace how do you get 'friends' or become a 'friend' of someone else? (link)
yes, you are. but click "add friend" which is right under their picture.


what is some information on the flower scene in alice in wonderland? (link)
what the hell kind of question is that? what kind of answer are you expecting? there's lots of flowers and alice thinks they're pretty? try to be a bit more elaborate in your questions so we can figure out what the hell you're talking about.


ok for my friends birthday i was thinking of having a big campfire at my house after we go out for dinner. problem is...the fireplace i have is too small..

if i make a fireplace in the open more..would it be safe ? because its all grassy where i want to make it. what if i get rid of all the grass?

any ideas on what we can do at this big campfire thing to make it memorable? (link)
it's not called a fire place. it's a fire pit.


HEY I KNOW THIS SOUNDS REAllY STRANGE, BUT I REAllY NEED HElP. IM ASIAN AND I TAN REAllY EASIlY, BUT ASIANS DONT lOOK GOOD TAN. IT lOOKS UGlY AND DIRTY OR SOMETHING. MY FRIEND IS SOO WHITE AND SHE lOOKS SOO CUTE AND PRETTY WITH IT. DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY WAY TO GET RID OF YOUR TAN EASIlY? NO PIllS OR ANYTHING? PlEASE HElP Ill RATE HIGH :] (link)
CAN'T YOU NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS! Thank you.


cheerleaders or if you take gymnastics--

when you go for tumbling, what do you do there?..like stretches?(what kinds) and like for the tumbling what do they teach you??..please answer, anyone who can, it'd be a bigg help!..thanks, ill rate high! (link)
how about this, why don't you ask the dance school when you go? or better yet, maybe try google. it's anti lazy so i don't think it would work for you.


hey all i joined a site called myspace and im confused about how to instant message my friends on myspace it would be helpful if whoever answers this question has a myspace of there own that way they could tell me exactly what to do with out telling me the wrong thing.
i will rate 5's for reasonable answers (link)
why don't you try checking the FAQ on tom's site? it would be of great use to you.


Hey- Im about 5'4 and i weigh about 175 lbs. i need to lose 20 pounds by september 1st. Is there anyway i can without taking pills or anything..or can i just lose it by running for 30 mins everynight?
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unless you binge and purge, it's almost impossible to lose 20 pounds. never ask to loose a certain amout of weight by a certain date. it never happens.


ok there is a song that i ahve heard a lot and it goes " i will take you home tonight i will tak you home 4ever" it is called sattlite but i want to know who it is by can soemone plz tell me thanks... (link)
it's called GOOGLE.


My boyfriend and I had sex a couple weeks ago.. and we didn't use a condom. He "pulled out" long before he was close to ejaculating, but i'm still nervous. None of it got on me, or near me. With an old boyfriend, of a year and a half, he ejaculated inside of me, many times, and I didn't get pregnant. Should I be worried ? (link)
you're stupid. you need to use a condom. that's how you get pregnant. it doesn't matter how many times your ex finished in you because you were an idiot for not using a condom then. LEARN HOW TO USE A DAMN CONDOM! if you're worried about GETTING pregnant, don't you think you should be a bit smarter and do anything in your power to prevent getting pregnant? i think so.


ok well me and my boyfrioend are goign to be celebrating our 1 yera anaversry, and were bith ready to ahve sex. what i need to kno is if theres anything really special and will make him feel really good.and new and crazy ideas will do! i'll try anything, and i mean ANYTHING!i rate very high! (link)
i think you mean **boyfriend and ***going and **year and ***anniversary and **both and ***know. for god's sake do it doggy style.


*******EDIT************* Oh yeah, you spelled 'sucks' wrong.


Ok i really want to makeout with somebody but i dont know with who or when its a good time?!
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that wasn't even a question.




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