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Some people describe me as a bitch. My gosh boo hoo. I think I give great advice unless you ask me stupid questions like.....can you marry a banana, wtf is that? haha it makes me think you are on some wacked out drugs I wanna try. Anyway to get down to the point I'm just here to help people, I pretty much know anything there is to known, I actually pay attention in school.

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okay my crush wants to talk on the phone..and i do too but i hate when there are awkward silences! like it kills me and i never have anything to say. what are some topics i could bring up? and like what things can i say to like lead him on and kinda make him realize i really wanna go out with him but not make myself sound
retarded and freaky! please help! FAST!

this is what i usally do stufflike this..

OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNN!! ( in a sarcastic voice )

*tip* ( never ask him/her what they want to talk about cause if they knew you guys would be talking )

So how is the weather?
Talk about someone from school, like wasent thats funny when so and so did this.
talk about sports, like do you snowboard, play basketball start getting into that, and maybe later on in the convo if you both do the same you can go out and do that stuff together!

Just omg you are young you have a imagination use it girl!

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Tonight we made spaghetti and we went outside in our garden to pick rosemary. However, after we put it in, we discovered that it wasn't rosemary at all! It was a different plant. At first, we were worried it was mezereon. But it wasn't because we checked the plant book and mezereon has big red berries. But we're worried that it might be another poisonous plant. Do any advice columnists know what it might be or whether it's poisonous? It looks a little like rosemary, only the spiky leaves are more spaced out and it has white flowers in the summer that are really small (they look like honeysuckle buds but the plant is not honeysuckle). It is a small bush and doesn't have berries.

Someone PLEASE HELP!!! We are worried we are gonna die

lol,

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hi, does anyone know any gr8 ways to advertise a new msn group? i have tried so many different things but it is still kind of a flop because no1 will even look at it. thnx lucee xxx

well try sending the link to all you're friends and me likeCHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT!! or if you have neopets post it in you're shop or something, or if you have a myspace you can post it on there!!

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my vigina itches.. nOt IN IT.. juss like on the hair and stuff.. ya know.. and some people say its warts some people say.. vagina infection or yeast.. i dont think so and i dont want to go to a doctor.. what should i do.. remember its not IN the vagina juss like on it... like the hair part...

Well I can assure you, its not warts. IF you have just resently just shaved * down there * or are growing hairs * down there * it will be kinda itchy.

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Arite everyone, i was able to last about a week with out looking at porn but just like 20 minutes ago, i cracked and i couldnt handle it. a week is probably the longest time ive ever been able to do it. But i still need help

:: confused look :: why is porn so bad? are u ashamed of yourself for looking at it? dont be thats what the people are paid for, and plus, alot of people look at porn, ha i am a chick, sometime i might even glance at it

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this question pertains mostly to girls

alright f/15 here i was just wondering about how long can u masterbate without totally exploding? like for me im usually only masterbating for like 10-30 seconds and i want it to last longer!please answer back@

i dubbed you minuted man!!!... but if u say secondes.. SECONDE MAN, good luck in your sex life

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My stomach kinda pops out. Its mostly at the top and i was wondering if there was any way to make the top (right below my breasts) smaller? i can lose the fat at the bottom, but the top isnt changing.

well, maybe u can try stomach crunches, that flattens out your stomach, it did mine

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how can i make sure that my girlfriend that lives 300 miles awya will never wanna leave me?

300 miles away? haha wtf!?!

k. listen i am going 2 be honest with you, one of you guys are going to call of the relationship....HAHA WTF 300 MILES AWAY!?! dude..

i dont know if this is a internet thing or what, but there are so many other girls out there, and there are many other guys out there for her, how do u know shes not dating anouther guy right now? i mean why not you would never know your 300 miles away

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someone told me that if water is cold it fastens up your metabolism more then warm water would, is that true? also what other things speed up your metabolisn..thank you

eatting fish every once and awhile speeds up your metabolism try eatting it once a week like salmon or tuna, but without the mayo or anything, put it in a salad or something

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Hope this is not stupid but what is blue balls?
ive never heard of it.

When u becomes sexually aroused, blood flows into your dick and testicles (or balls). If u ejaculates, the blood flows out your genitals more quickly than if he does not ejaculate the discomfort u can feel when they have been sexually aroused but have not ejaculated is sometimes called "blue balls" cool huh?

Although blue balls can feel uncomfortable, the discomfort goes away fairly quickly If u are extremely uncomfortable, u can MASTURBATE(or ask your partner to MASTERBATE with u) to orgasm there is no danger and no pain if u do not reach orgasm So, guys who say that they are really suffering and must have pussy intercourse to relieve their “blue balls" are not really telling the truth ( but hey its worth a shoot, to try to get laid? ^_~ )

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how can ur masterbate with a pellow?

u cant really masterbate with a pillow... its called fingers( or if u r a guy a hand ).. use them.. if u want your pillow get on top of it and.. HUMP HUMP HUMP

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Hey! i am overweight! n wanna get homeschooled n work on my diet n stuff.. my mom keeps saying no n stuff! but i think it would be better!! n im rdy for school next yr i just wanna work hard n get the weight of n for me thats easier when im alone... are any of u homeschooled, know how i feel, or in the same situation??? thanks! anyone even homeschooled, how is it n etc...

Let me get this, you're fat, and since you're so ashamed of it you want to get homeschooled. Then you get to wake up whenever you want, and the kitchen is right there with all the Bon-Bons and Milano cookies you can eat, also god forbid you have to move more than 3 feet at once. Yes, this is a fantastic idea to lose weight.

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Hey I'm 14/m and I think I may be addicted to porn... I mean... I think my mind is like corrupted or something... I really want to forget it all... what can I do to do this...?

Adminstrators.. I really am worried.... please don't delete this...

whats wrong with porn? i mean c'mon WHATS WRONG WITH PRON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! go 2 a porn site NOW!!! i comand u!!!! as a moderator 1 I comand u!!!! PORN PORN PORN!!!!

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Yea, my friends a slut. She'll sleep with anyone and shes never had a boyfriend she hasn't cheated on.


yea shes a slut and now she has an STD! wat do i do

Well... maybe shes not a slut, maybe she just likes sex? i mean, everyone likes sex, SEX SEX SEX SEX ME UP BABY!!!!! ok well ahem back 2 the point... ya thats bad she had sexy sex with all those ppl... and she has an std! whoa thats gonna fuck up her life.. theres really nothin u can do..

but if u leave her.. what kinda friend are u? if u r a true friend, stay by her side... but dont get so close...

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I didn't know which place to put this, but when does the new season of LAw and Order : SVU start? Also when does the new season of Family Guy start?
Thanks--

get a t.v. guide..dumbass

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Ok..Me and this guy lets just say his name is Bob.Well,me and Bob talked for a month and we eventually went out.I have really strong feelings for Bob.Well,we broke up 2 months later because he thought I cheated on him because one of his friends said I did.Well,we still were best friends after we broke up and we can talk about ANYTHING!Well,after me and Bob broke up I started talking to his brother(i know thats SO wrong)Well,me and his brother talked for about 3 months and we eventually went out but we only lasted for 2 weeks.After me and his brother broke up,Bob called me out of nowhere.I didnt realize it was his # and so he got on AIM and I asked him why he called me?He said because I missed talkin to u and I want to be in a relationship with u and I want it to last this time.I've been with a lot of girls but ur the only girl who has been there for me through everything and I want our relationship to last.I asked him if he really meant that and he said he did.We're not exactly goin out again yet but were about too.Anywayz...to my question.I've always had feelings for him as the b/f type and I can actually picture myself marrying him if thats crazy!But...ever since he said that to me,hes ALL I ever think about!!!He calls me his "boo"all the time and tells me he loves me.Could this be love?does it sound like love to u?I've known him over a year.I have been there for him through everything.I know everything about him.Please help me because I'am not sure if I'am in love or not!I RATE!Thanx!

ok well a hem... first off... if u really dident cheat on him i would kill the friend who said u cheated on "bob" but thats just me...

ok the whole love thing? would you give your life for "bob" i mean like die? when u die u wouldent never come back no more life..nope nope...

I really like this guy to lets call him " Kirby " well see i really like "Kirby", i pretty much do anything for him, all i think about is "Kirby", i even once thought of havin a life with him.... but the more i though of it, the more it seemed impossible, you know why? because, where all so younge, we all have a HUGE life ahead of us, some of use dont find our soul mates till we are like, 30-40 years old... but... lol thats a different story, you are talking about love, it is possible to have more than 1 love... but you only have 1 true love, and i am sorry hunny, hes might not be it... cause there are MILLIONS of other guys out there, he might not even be it though.

Cause, things will change, he might even find anouther girl, you guys will probley date for a few months to a year or so, and he might say, its not working out, or we need 2 take a break, or it could be the other way around...

than one of you guys will get your heart broken... but hey! you know what! you will find a great and wonder guy! your 1 true love! when you are like older! but hey.. who knows... i'm a blonde... i'm a dumbass.... i could be wrong.. and he could be the one.. just follow the flow chicka ^_~

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ok i met this guy joey @ the mall in januray..i really liked him n we hav been seeing eachother for a while...now on sept 25 he officially asked me out...so we go out now....well my mom doesnt know bout him...and he always wants me to go places with him and stuff...and usuaully im able to bc my friend lives around hte block from him so i tell my mom to take me over there to her house...and we go to his...im really close with my mom but ive never told her about ne of my bf's...ive never even been close to my bf's in the past..im really close with joey n i want him to b able to come places with me too...but im scared to tell my mom we go out...his parents know me n stuff but im jsut embarased to talk bout this stuff with my mom bc she will ask soo much ??'s n im afraid she wont let me see him bc shell think we cant be alone or watever or shell wanna meet his parents...in other words shelll act lyke wer getting married or something....i just want her to know so i can b like hey mom can joey come with us or watever!!....she sed i could hav a bf and stuff but ive never told her i had one....im so sick of lying to her bc shes starting to get suspicious...i wanna tell her this wekeend....how shuld i bring it up n tell her? wat do i say?? also, joey n my friend are going to a skatepark saturday and joeys neighbor is taking them and they wanna swing by my house n pick me up so i can go...im scared my mom wont let me if she knows wer going with him but i dont want to lie again....wat do i say?? plz help...

AND MY BRILLIANT ANSWER IS: i think you should tell yo momma! or else like when joey calls your house or w/e and she asks who that was on the phone be like" that was my b/f mommy" so that wasent really to forward or anything, or be like " mom, i think i really love joey, and she be like whos date, and be like my boyfriend silly" just start out like that and be smooth sailing, and if she asks if u guys are having sex... give her a sarcastic look and she will back the hell off... i dont think she will ask to many questions... dont be to honest with her though... cause something she might not like about him.. but than again i guess she might.. u never know till you talk to her!!

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My cousin is pregnant (she's married and she's 25 so you don't think she's like young and a whore). Everyone in our family is having a hard time to figure out names for the baby. I'm pretty sure it's going to be a boy, but to be on the safe side, can you give me really cute baby names? Besides Michael, Emily, Lisa, Jaquelene, Joy, Jonathan, Julie, and Jason? Because Joy and Lisa are her sisters, Jason is her brother, Jonathan, Julie, Michael, and Emily are her cousins (Emily is me) and Jaquelene is her daughters name so we don't want to have any kids with the same name in our family. She's not that great at naming. She was gonna name her daughter Fern. I'm sorry if you're name is Fern but honestly, a fern is a plant. A flower is MUCH prettier than Fern. Sorry if that was offencive to anyone on here named Fern!! Thanks so much if you can help me!

Jesse,Tina,Stazia,Taryn,Zack,Nick,Dameon THEY ALL ROCK!!!

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Hey, this guy told me how much he really liked me the other day and I turned him down because I wanted to be single but now he is goin out with my best friend and I changed my mind I think I'm jealous, but what should I do

Well well well ... lets c hurr... mmmmm very confusin.. you think if he liked you alot he would of waited and stayed around and not of gone for your friend? but.. if he drumps her 4 u.. she is gonna get mad. @ u and than u guys are gonna get in a fight, and nothin is gonna be good, and u guys willbe risking a friendship over a guy,

best friend Vs. Guy

its like u have 2 choose one... or let it be as it is...

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ok i heard that if you gave someone a bj and you swollowed then it stays in your stomach and never goes away...do you knwo if thats true?

naw thats just a bunch of bullshit don't listen to everyone else do what you think is right but dont worry

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