My name is Joseph Ballard I grew up in Washington DC I give great advice as you can see my ratings and I also ask advice I only rate 5's when asking questions and only give advice that should be rated at least a 3 and up which is why I am here today to help...
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Are there any websites where you can mix somgs off cd's or anything? (link)
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Launch.com
Go to search bar and ask that question it will bring you to a page of mixed songs that well you can mix
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how do you get 12 friends n like change the name on your top 8 or 12 in mmy case? (link)
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Use the right click button I THINK NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK on the name and it will say rename and then you click rename and insert the new name u don't have to rate but i am askin you to.
and only 5's if you aren't ratin 5 then don't rate at all.
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where do you get cute things for your room CHEAP! like i need like a little couch or something or a dcesk or table i need light pink black or white things (cus i have the victoria secret bedset) i saw te cutest set of table n chairs from target for like 20$$ today but there not on the website yet? (link)
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Hasn't anyone ever heard of roomstore you can get a whole living room set of furniture for only $200 and it's totally worth it.
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where do you find really cute clothes for chiuauas shes only 2.5 lbs i need websites? (link)
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Have you tried ebay or hallmark maybe even a store around your neighborhood like ROSS or anything they sell it.
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Does anyone know any way i can download the movie "Big Money Husta's" on my computer??i tried limewire on "video" but theyre not the movie, its a song or something else.
Thanks so much!
mcl,
xoxbrokenxox (link)
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You should have an installment sattelite on your comp. everyone does trust me everyone just talk to your internet company and they'll tell you where to go for your movie installment sattelite their you can look at every movie ever made from a to z but trust me it's not free it costs $10 a month can you handle it.
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my brother (older by a year) says if I dont get bf IM a loser, his geeky friend on the bus even got one before I did and my little sis did before me too and my lil bro might get one before me too and I have never had my first kiss ither and I really want one too.and I need to know if I want to start a conversation with a guy and how to flirt keep on talking to him. (link)
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The question is are you attractive do you give hints to guys that your the dating type do you ever flirt do you ever care about anything besides your schoolwork here is my advice on flirting:
Smile a lot
Flicker your hair a lot
Rub on a guy kinda but not in the way you think i'm sayin maybe just like on the chest:
Truthfully just do this be yourself don't listen to your brother and end up like a ho tryin to suck up to a guy just for him to be your bf be yourself and trust me trust me trust me trust me trust me the right guy will notice you one day and think your pretty darn cool for yourself.
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One of my friends likes this guys and wants to date him, so we have all been trying to get them together. the thing is whenever we all go to the movies or whatever her best friend is always all over him. her best friend just got out of a relationship and is taking it pretty hard. lately she has been hanging out with my friend's crush (just her and him)
I was wondering whether anyone thinks that she would go for the guy. I mean normally i dont think she would, but she isnt in the best mental state. what do i do?
ps: the guy likes them both
pps: i rate 5s
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It depends on who reserved the guy first if your best friend liked the guy first then you count on hookin them two up first because she was there first so she beats your other friend to the jump.
As for your other firend just gettin out of a relationship and she's takin it hard if she's takin it so hard then why is she so press to get back into a relationship and if she really does want to forget about her last bf try hookin her up with another guy that you know and try to convince her to go out with him because that's not right how your bff is wantin to go with him for a while and then your other bff comes up and wants to get verbally contacted with him so take my advise.
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what is the thing you are supposed to say after you read a fortune??
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After you read a fortune cookie the real thing that all people say as rituals would be.
"My destiny and fait has been told for the next day".
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what is the best food to use to help your cat loose weight...thanx...i will rate high for good answer....♥ (link)
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Well a lot of people always say feed your cat cat food that's not true.
Try feeding him the following:
Cut fruit
Deer Park Water not fossit water
ETC
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alright im really confused so anyone who can help me ill rate 5..here goes...kinda long
Okay i have really really liked this boy for like 4 months and over time i have gotten to know him more and when i see him we hang out..(i see him at church) ...but than theres this other girl who likes him also and he flirts with us about the same....but he grabbed her but which made me kind of mad.. but anyways he knowss i like him so he knows i get mad when he says oh "shes so hot" so he does that kind of stuff of purpose like joking around , but than i asked him for his necklace (it was a chain thinging you know?) and he gave it to me...not to have i dont think?..haha..alright well one time i was telling everyone a story and he was there and in the story cause i got in a fight with a girl and he said "oh your sticking up for me" and i siad no but i was and he said oh well i would have kissed you if you were...i dont know if he likes me, doesnt, or is just leading me on...and what do i do??!!? ..HELP. (link)
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Okay so my advice would be to do this:
1) Go up to him one day and tell him what you think, I know that I am not in your position so I don't know what it feels like but trust me just go up to him maybe blow a little flurts and if he reacts then you'll know, if he doesn't ask you out he's playin hard to get so you do the same don't respond to any of his actions for a week.
2)When he finally figures out your ignorin him and comes up to u that means that he cares for you and he knows that he can't be ignored that long from you without sayin anything if he likes you, but if he doesn't than in that week that you ignore him he doesn't even bother to say anything to you he's standing you up like a puppet.
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How do i get rid of stretch marks? i have them on my legs i guess at my thighs this is embarrassing tho. anyway to get rid of them? maybe something i can make at home ? ive used cocoa butter but its not helpin very well.THANKS!! (link)
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They are showing these commericals of advil cream medicine and you put it on strecth marks, birth marks, any type of marks like scars or something and it clears it instantly check it out with your doctor you can buy it at CVS or other pharmacy.
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well i know this is late but i don't know what to get my bf for x-mas...does anybody have ideas..rate high for good answers (link)
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If I were your bf for christmas any guy likes a nice piece of ice around his neck you know, try getting him a necklace it can be fake not nothin like fake diamoonds but maybe just an all gold necklace/chain gold goes with anything trust me he'll love it I know or just get him a fake rolex but something cheap, but if you have the money then don't get me wrong get him something fancy with some diamonds maybe a ring perhaps.
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My Best Friend Amber is moving in 2 weeks back to Michigan (I live in Ky) sso you can imagine how far that is away. We Chose to write each other. But MY problem is, is that I can't stop crying. What Can I do To Stop!? And Also. What Could Be a Good going Away gift or something?? Thanks 13/f
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you know I know just how you feel becuz i moved from dc all the way out to silverspring maryland and yea i can call my friends but still it would be good to see them again. so a good goodbye gift would be something that you've cherished for a long time hopin that your friend will remember you every time they look at it and to help yourself stop crying don't stop crying, crying is just another way of letting your feelings out not in words but in little tears that fall out of your eyes onto the ground they leave your system is what i'm tryin to say so don't stop cryin when you do stop then you'll be cured.
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I went on a date with this guy that had liked me for a long time.
The date was at a local restaurant. He was starting to look a little bored so I tried to use humour to lighten the mood.
I told him that sometimes my dad shaves his face with an electric razor when he's driving. I thought this was hilarious, and other people that I've told also thought it was quite funny.
Well his reaction? He gave me the dirtiest look and never said a word. I felt really stupid.
But I didnt think what I said was that bad.
Was my date overreacting or did he have a right to look that way? (link)
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I think that maybe he thought he either went on the date with the wrong girl or maybe he had plans that night that he thought were more important than ya'll date or maybe just maybe your not experienced with dating no offense but bringing up the whole dad shaving in the car thing THIS IS A DATE NOT A COMEDY CLUB not being rude seriously but i'm just sayin try being more romantic than humorous try telling him how attractive you think he is etc.
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i need some new stuff to listen to. i like fall out boy, dashboard confessional, kelly clarkson, gwen steffani, good charlotte, ect... plz give me some suggestions of this type of music. (link)
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may i suggest going to launch.com they have this new search bar for music and you just ask the same question you asked me but much simpler they'll give you lists of ongs you can listen to for free and watch free music videos to and buy Cd's from off of the web. It's very simple only 3 steps to follow the easiest site in the world for music.
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hey,
Well i like this boy at my skool and he likes me to he is 6th grade and i am 8th. I wanna ask him out but both of his parents are skool teachers at the same skool we go to. But my bro. asked my crush's mom and she said "yeah as long as he does great on his game" so what should i do. (link)
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If his parents agree to it than go for it don't hold back although your in 8th grade and he's in 6th don't be ashamed there's plenty of woman out there with younger guy friend's trust me like my mom for instance. It'll work out great as long as you know that he likes you back now that's the only thing I can't answer there okay.
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I just began goin out with this girl. I have never liked someone so much, the problem is I don't have alot of cash these days. What is a gift that she might like but won't empty out my wallet? We're both fourteen.
Thanks,
Jeff (link)
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Try buying her a fake necklace it's fake yea but it's still cheap and real looking you can get them at the corner stores or a ring just something fake but still real lookin you know.
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Not that this needs to be figured out like, now, but I figured I'd ask you guys for your opinions. I'm 18/f, he's 20/m if it matters.
There's a dance coming up here, and I want to go, because I love dances - they're fun, and an excuse for me to get overdressed, lol.
The problem is my boyfriend really isn't much of a dancer. I don't really want to go alone. I hinted to him that there was a dance and my friend was trying to convince me to go, but he didn't really say anything on the subject.
So - I guess what I really wanna know is if I should ask him to come with me anyway, even though he doesn't really like dances, or if I should just go alone.
Please lay off the chatspeak. If I have to read your answer twice to understand it, you're not getting a five. (link)
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Alright,
Your bf doesn't like dancing maybe becuz he doesn't know how to just invite him to the dance and have him dance only to the slow dances those are the easiest all you do is the 1 step 2 step anyone can do it. And when the fast music comes back on then you and your bf just chill and talk and look like your havin fun drink some punch and just hang you know.
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