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Q: ok so i am going to breed gerbils. I was wondering is there any good websites with pics. and info on gerbils!i rate high!
thanx!
lol, be careful when you breed them, they eat the runts.
go to altavista.com and look for gerbil farms
irish
13/m

Q: What are some good movies.. mostly chick flicks or comedy.. thanks!
comedy:
50 first dates
the meaning of life
8 crazy nights
not another teen move

Q: As part of our spirt week we are having a twin day where you dress up like someone else intentionally. So my boyfriend and i want to be twins, but weve already done this a couple times and we ran out of ideas. We did matching basketball jerseys and matching hoodies. I was thinking making IM WITH STUPID shirts, but it seems kinda, well stupid! Anybody got any better ideas?
screw spooky.
dress up as either hippies, or both in like a aladdin and jasmine thingy.
p.s. u can use me as abu =D
irish
13/m

Q: 1) is it best to learn one foreign language at a time? or can i try to learn 2 at a time (japanese and spanish) ?

2) what foreign language would be more applicable/useful as a future nurse (or future stewardess) ?

3) is it enough to learn on-line (from all the free on-line lessons) , or should I enroll in a language course in a school?

4) pls give me tips on learning a new language =)
and maybe on how to improve my memory


thank you! =)

1) one language at a time is better
2)id rather learn japanese. they are becoming big and you can find any old he hum around that speaks to spanish.
3)enroll in a language course
4)get a REALLY big notebook, and make three coloums. first is the word and how it is written. 2nd is the pronunciation. 3rd is the english equivalent of the word
irish
13/m

Q: When I walk in my bathroom, theres always poop on the toilet. I think my dad does it because my pets don't use the toilet. LOL. I know it's gross but how can I find out who is doing this. (It's not my sister or my mom either.) HELP!!!!!!!!!!
dont rate me on this, im just being an asshole.
you should put plastic wrap over the toilet seat and then see whose butt fits the mold =]
irish
irish
13/m

Q: (16/f)
It feels like everything I do doesn't make a difference. I always feel like screaming and running away. I feel like running away from my problems all the time, but I know I will never get anything solved if I do get away. What should I do when I get down like that? Also, when I feel like running away...I feel like killing myself, too. What should I do?
sometimes, i feel the same way
(except with the suicide)
just do this.... when you get mad, you should punch something, something soft, like a pillow, and then maybe get a punching bag. think of your future, who you will hurt if you kill yourself. { besides yourself =] } think of the children that you will have, or the man(/woman if you les or bi) that you want to have and to hold and that only you want. and if all else fails, turn to your friends.
irish
13/m

Q: ok my boyfriend invited me over to his house to watch a movie and his parents were not home. and about half way in the movie he leaned over and kissed me and we started making out and them he took all of my clothes off and we started having sex it was so much fun!!! My friends were all asking what happend at his house should i tell them?
you should only tell them if your truly trust them. i mean, TOTALLY trust them. pls, dont rate me on this, b.c i havent evn had sex yet, so i dont know what to really do, im just saying what i would do.
irish
13/m

Q: Ok, so last week i was in 3rd hour and my closet friend said to me Pass me a note and i will give it to the boy u like! (he sits right next to him) So i said i will give it to u after class. He said No give it now! So i gave it to him. He ran to the teacher with the note and said SHE PASSED A NOTE TO ME! Holy Sh*t! I was humilated! My closet friend did that! Now he is all like hye whats up? What should i do!
lmao can you say mood swings?

Q: Okay I really love to swim and cheelead but next year I will be a freshman and I will need to chose.. I love both.. but which one would be better for me?? I am 14 and I have a pretty busy life.. my sister is also a cheerleader and she quit swimming.. plz help me out.. but now i got to go to 7th hour in school.. thank you..

Kaydee
definatley swimming, you work out more muscles and i think its healthier b.c you dont owrry about how you look, your always in the water ;)
irish
13/m

Q: how do you do that side stop thing when you are skating??? any tips on how?? i rate high!!
my little cousin taught me this:
remember barney and how he danced? he wiggles his hips. do that, but throw out one of your hips and press on your outer foot.
.:*note*:.
you have to turn both feet to stop correct
irish
13/m

Q: hey i was wondering if any other columnists are unable to read your feedbacks? when i click on mine, i can only see one. the others are there, but i can't view the text. it has the number of answers that question received, and the comment is supposed to follow that number. i even set my fonts to black (in white background) and still nothing. plz help ??? i rate 5's
ppl dont need to type in fedback when you get rated, so maybe there is nothing there. common mistake.
irish
13/m

Q: Does anyone know anything you can do to get rid of kanker sores. thanks in advance.
warm water with a lot of salt in it, reduces the siz and numbs it
irish
13/m

Q: i wanna smoke some weed because it look like it can be something to try . my brother said he tryed at my age hes 19 im 13 so do I and will i be able to stop
no. just dont even think about it. my cousin did it and now he is lke the shame of my family, hes a junkie and addicted to every drug. think about your future, teen to teen. do you really want to tell the kids who you could have under the influence of that drug how you got pregnent witht them/it?
irish
13/m

Q: hey im 15f, whats the best way to quit smoking? i tried cold turkey and lasted 3 days.
omg, your 15 and smoke?
wow. umm. whenever you get an urge for a cig smack yourself, thats what i did to my mom =]
irish
13/m

Q: i have a horrible sunburn.... i mean horrible! it doesnt even look that red but it KILLS! for example, i went to bed at 10pm and i woke up at 12 not being able to sleep bc it hurt so bad! what can i do! when can i start going to the tannign place again?
use umm....
1 sec.....
this helps out a lot
To help reduce negative effects of sun radiation apply shortly after sun exposure, repeat in 2, 4, 8 h Gently massage the oil in, let absorb during 10 - 20 min. The oil will absorb completely leaving no greasy residue. In case of sunburn, begin the treatment with pure Sea Buckthorn oil, continue with skin oil as conditions will start to improve.
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Ingredients: Sea Buckthorn oil, Grape seed oil, virgin Olive oil, Sweet Almond oil, Wheat Germ oil, Jojoba oil, natural vitamin E oil, Palmarosa essential oil. Contains no less than 500 IU of Natural vitamin E per 1 fl oz.

irish
13/m

Q: For health class i have to pick an anti-drug..like yeah kno...sports.. my anti-drug, but i can't think of any. I don't wanna use sports cuz sum1 already has it? does any1 hav some ideas? thnx
LIFE
plain and simple
irish
13/m

Q: hi. i have a cold sore ..well sort of, thats kinda the story. i was scratching at it and i accidentally like..picked it off and now its just all pink. i really dont want it to scar! last time this happened i had a scar for a year and im really not sure what i should do. i dont really thing theres anything i can do about it but if anyone has any ideas please answer this!!!! i really dont want a scar when i go to our school dance next wk., and i really just..dont..want one someone help me please!

neosporin works too
irish
13/m

Q: Is it normal to have a little bit of hair and many little and big bumps around the area of the nipple? The other day i thought it was an acne bump so i pinched it and some stuff came out, just a little though, but i think it was mainly blood, LOL. So someone please help me..or tell me what a normal nipple area should be like??! Thanks alot. xOxO--am
LMFAO
u made me just look at my nipples!
sry not sure, havent even finished puberty yet =]
irish
13/m

Q: OK when i first learned about sex back in middle school...i said to myself "im waiting until marriage" right away. I want to wait..because i dont know if i can deal with the emotions..but then again i want to do it (not now..definately not ready) in the future..you know when i find a bf when im like 18 + ..probably more like in my 20's though. I dont know..i just cant picture myself only havving sex with one man..plus im only 15 and im so curious about it now..im scared that what if i dont get married til im 30? I dont know if i can wait 15 more years..it seems to distant. How do i know for sure if im going to wait? or if im not? Do any of you out there have premarital sex..or have done it with a few people? Was the emotion too much for you when you broke up ? Or a one night stand..was that too much for you? I'll rate 5's
this is something that you should sick to.
im curious too, but i am commited to sharing those moments with my wife and only her. i understand that peerpressure is enormous now, but people repect you more when they know that, you know that people arent just going out with you for the sex, and it will give you a good feeling inside....
i wouldnt really know, b/c im so young, but just trust me.
irish
13/m

Q: our gruop of friends is falling apart.wel we were invited to go to this house party last saturday but only one of us could go my freind .she went and ever since she went she just dropped us hasnt said two words all week.i dont want to lose her as a freind but i cant carry on like this?what can we?anyone got ne ideas.plse reply swn xxxx
just tell her the truth and ignore what shake said... "i refuse to help idiots"
irish
13/m

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