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I have dedicated this poem to my plant that will not grow.
little little fern why dont u grow,
little little fern i want to know,
i sit here waiting for you,
i just dont know what to do,
i put you outside i pit you inside,
but every since my cat ate u it died.

should i keep my fern?


Ms. Ferny Fran :) (link)
kill it with poison!!!!!!!!!!! wha ha ha!


i had a friend a long time ago. i last heard from him about six or seven years ago. he was living in japan. his name was Masaki Bando and is probably around 12 or 13 years old. how do i find him if he may be all the way across the world??? i miss him like crazy and i really want to send him an email or something. please help me find him! (link)
Go to google or yahoo and search under people search some of them cost money but some of them are free. Good luck!


Today I got a new pair of pants from hot topic. . and I wanted to get another pair, but they ddin't have it in my size. . Im a size 0!!! I really like my new pants, but my mom told my sister she didn't like them, but she'd let me wear them anyways. . I don't know I just wanted to tell you guys!! Anyways. .

Do you think I should ask my crush out???

"I am in love with him so badly, but I just cant Im too nervous I cant talk to him, its horrible. . hes so hot, and well Im not. . he probly doesnt even like me . .so nvm, I mad eup my mind im not gunna ask him . .but hes so funny and hes soo cute and he has a greta personality, , UUUUUUUUUUUUGH! LOVE! it freaking sucks. . well sometimes. .

And I am poetic, and artistic, and I lvoe he color black, and my sn has Empty Soul . .and I think about suicide, no .. I dont want to kill myself, but I think why would they do that. . I wrote a poem for suiced, well kinda wanna hear it?!

My password omg its like so sad. . IM not telling u! dumbass. .
of course u do. . !!!

Its like you're not there,
Like no one cares,
You feel empty inside,
You feel its your time,
Suicide comes to your mind,
But is it the best you cna do??
No. . Turn tot he one you cna trust,
Always be true, and ignore the ones who make fun of you . . who ignore you too, who call you a loser, when you know you are the best. .
So why put yourself to rest??
You try to say your sorry. . That you will never do it again. . But its too late. . You've gone through. . and now you dont know what to do. .
But no one can be perfect. . .

(By me, but I edited them. . these rnt the dited ones) sry sry I will show u the edited oens laters. . im tured bye bye (link)
GO FOR IT ASK HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm 16. I'm mentally a tomboy. All my close friends are boys/men. I'm a heterosexual girl.
The problem is, I get along with men wonderfully as friends. Nearly everyone sees me as the perfect girl: I'm easy to talk to, pretty attractive, and considerate. Yet, as a result, I never find myself considering any male friend as even a 'prospect.' Sure, I find several attractive, but in my current situation I have enough male companionship/interaction to be completely oblivious to these needs and urges I'm supposed to be having.
I end up holding off from dating because I always find something not quite right, not necessarily with the person, but with the 'feel'. Not only that, but I'm terrified of short term high schoolesque commitment, as well as the whole 'social' "did you hear harry's dating sally? Jane's furious!".
Recently, I've found someone that I could fit well with (who has feelings for me), but I'm not sure if I should encourage this relationship any further because I might find something wrong within a few short weeks. It's not little, knowing myself, it's a huge possibility.
Is it fair to subject this wonderful guy to what's basically an experiment to see how long I can stay in a relationship (though I definitely care about him), or should I wait until I can manage to get out of this mindset?

~Only Me (link)
Go with him you never know what will happen


I've convinced myself that just because the rest of my family smokes, doesn't mean I will. But most people I know say "you never know if you're going to end up smoking yet"
I always tell them "I promise you I'm not going to smoke" and they tell me I cant make a promise like that. Hardly anyone believes me. A few people do but that's not enough. I could start smoking anytime...so when is the right time that they will believe me? When I'm older? I'm still young, and if I'm not smoking now...I'm not a smoker, so why can't I just stay like I am.....NOT A SMOKER. I know a lot of people say that they're not going to smoke and some of them end up smoking, but I'm not one of those people. I counted how much money my family would waste altogether with the money they spend on cigarettes all combined....and thats like 50,000 a year!
That's messed up.
I'm not going to smoke because I already see the way my family struggles with it. It breaks my heart that they're controlled by a poisonous stick. What should I do? Do you think I'm going to smoke just because the rest of my family does? I'm not the kind of person who gives into peer pressure...and I've already turned an offer for a cigarette down.
I'm about to take all their cigarettes and flush them down the toilet...that's how scared I am for them, and it's going to waste a lot of their money, but that will just teach them a lesson. (even though most people say that a if you take their cigarettes away, it will just make them want to smoke more, well I'll make sure they dont) Should I? I'm so confused...and sorry for the length. PLEASE HELP! (link)
My mom smokes I get really mad at her... If you don't live with your family if you have moved out or something or even in the house... threaten to not talk to them or something... hey it worked for me... my mom is trying to quit so u just can't quit on them


Is it wrong to wait on a person? I mean, if you're not sure that you would even end up with this person. I mean, there are things that make it seem like you would, or that there is a definent possability...Ah. Help. (link)
o ya u can wait


ok so im 17 and i was wondering i have read that guys prefer the girls to swallow there cum after oral sex is this true or would they rather us to spit everytime i ask guys they say either way but i want to know seriously what they prefer i know it would be different for different guys but what would most of them seriously want (link)
umm... i dunno how about just don't do that


Look I have this boyfriend his name is Buddah and he has a drinking and drug habit and wont stop until he get's probation.Also there's this perfect boy in school name Maurice and he want's to go with me,So should I break up with Buddah and go with Maurice or stay with Buddah??????? (link)
you need to break up with him because he could force u into things go with the other guy


Is it wrong to copy software to your computer that you don't pay for? (link)
yes


I like this guy... and i have told him that i like him and hes sooo nice to me but he hasnt told me if he likes me... so i want to kno and i dont wanna scare him i just wanna become more than a friend to him what should i do? Should i harass him until he tells me? ASk his Best friend? jsut leave it alone??? TY (link)
Believe me just leave it alone... I know from expirience


I am confused because I like this kid and I think he likes me but i can't tell how do i know? (link)
i dunno


My friends are bugging me to go to this party tonight, but I'm sick. Seriously. They don't believe me, they just think it's me being anti-social. Should I go anyway and make them all sick just to prove a point? (link)
Don't go to the party and your friends shouldn't harass you to go it's just a party there will be more




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