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My World History class is SO effing BORING! I fall asleep EVERY time I'm in that class...and the thing is...we're not allowed to sleep...otherwise, we get an F for the day. And I can't help it. My eyes close...and I can't stop it lol. What's the best way not to fall asleep? (link)
the other answers make sence but they all involve something you dont want to do when your tired i have the same problem with my biology class but instead of getting an F my teacher wil lhold me late for lunch because she knows im hungery at 1 o clock but anyways what i usually do is draw in my spiral or sing a song in my head over and over again just to get me thinking about somethign else other then being tired but i know what you mean about the class being boring and your eyes closing i go throught that every day jsut find somehting else to occupy your time like homework or even try scaduto or something along those lines


ok this may be long but i really need help!!!!

ok i live with my dad, i havn't started my period yet, and i just turned 13 yrs old so i'm at the age where i'll be "changing" well i cant bring up the subject with him because its extremely awkward.... but one day my mom got a pack of 36 pads, a little box of tampons, and razors (cheap). she just gave me the bag and said if i had any questions i could ask her, but I'M NOT GONNA ASK HER. that would be extremely awkward as well and dont tell me to just say it and be honest! kuz i won't do that. i just shave my under arms and niether of my parents know so i can't shave my legs. but i was wondering if i could open a pad and see wat it is like fot a second than put in bak in the the paper package thing it came in, then use it for when i do get my period. and if yall have anything else that yall could tell me, i would sure appreciate it.
P.S. and can't go to ANYONE ELSE!
thanks in advance
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for starters dont worry about saving the pad becuase it is jsut a pad you can get more if your curious open one up and just look at it and see what it is and it may feel awkward but you mom will understand you have to the every girl in the world went through what your going through even your mom went throught it you should be able to talk to her and ask her questions becuase for one she is your mom and two she went through the same thing you went through and she had to tell some one and ask someone question sure it might feel awkward but you will feel so much better after talking about it to someone who loves you and understands you and for shaving it is perfectly normal all girls shave it is nothing to be imbarressed about... it is actually a good thing becuase being a guy that is one thing i look for in a girl is that she takes care of herself and shaves and isnt all hairy...also once you get your period you can use it to get out of gym class i know a couple girl that get out of gym for a few days a month by saying they have cramps


for starters i'm 15/f. this question is mainly for guys, but if any girls know, feel free to answer. how to guys masturbate? i'm really clueless. sorry, and thanks to whoever will answer this. (link)
well first we will find something a sexual image or a sexual movie to masturbate to then we grab a hold of our penis and hold it liek you would hold a baseball bat with one hand then we will usually picture ourselves doing something sexual with the perso or persons in the picture or video then we will get an amazing feeling and then we cum and if we were having sex with a girl but the vigina is replaced with the hand


I'm 16 years old, and my parents won't allow me to get my license until I get a job. So I was wondering does Targets higher 16 year olds? (link)
yes they do my friend is 16 and he just got hired at a target in chicago il. as long as the interview goes ok you should be fine


I'm getting a blood test next week and I smoked weed and cigs this weekend, they're testing for hypothyroidism, so since theyre testing for my thyroid they wont be looking for drugs and stuff will they? will my parents find out? (link)
they wont find the cigs but the weed might show up but dont worry about it becuz like the person below me said about that law. the only way ur parents could find out is if they wanted to check for drugs and requested it


14/f
tomorrow, im getting a blood test. the thing is, i HATE needles, and i HATE looking at the thing and seeing my blood, which means basically, i hate blood. and afterwards, i am paranoid for the whole day looking at where the needle went in, and i feel like its hurting, but im actually causing myself to FEEL like its hurting. i have no idea what to do to make myself lmore comfortable. any suggestions? (link)
i have the same problem with needles like when i had to get one done i pretty much ran out of the hospital but the best think to do is dont look at the needle and look the other way until there done if you look at it it will just hurt more but if you just look the other way you should just feel a little pinch and a little tingling


I know this is a stupid question, but HOW exactly are abortions performed..

Does it hurt the woman or do they give the woman amnethsia?? (link)
they stick a big needle in you and put sumthin in there that kills the baby, it usually isnt painful


ahh so in the movie talladega nights towards the beginning at the bar that guy was talkin to ricky about bein friends and he was like we go together like somethin and somethin... but i cant remember! can someone please tell me what he said? thanks =] (link)
“We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding.”


I want to make a website but I do't know how to. Someone please help me. Thank you in advance to those of you who answer. (link)
u can go to the sites below or depending on your internet provided u can have one threw them i know for a fact comcast and yahoo offer them


does anyone know any bands that sound like flyleaf and paramore && that have girl lead singers and are rock / alternative ? (link)
the donnas


k so my mom is FINALLY letting me get highlights.(at a salon) :) my hair is like, a medium brown so i was wondering what color highlights would look good. i was thinking like,a reddish brown color or maybe light brown? i have no idea what color i should do. what do you think would look good? (link)
get blue highlights or a real color


Yesterday I started giving my boyfriend a handjob, but he didn't cum. I think there was just a little pre-cum. A few minutes later, he got me to finger myself. So, would the pre-cum still be there and what are the chances of me getting pregnant from this?

I am stressing out like crazy.
Thanks. (link)
sperm can only survive out of the body for a couple seconds so u cant be pregnant


aright,yesterday people were sayin in their away messages, 'out celebrating 4/20' and on wednesday, my dance teachers daughter said to her friend, haha, tomorrow is 4/20! and uhmm im totally confused could somebody fill me in? thanks (link)
4/20 is national pot day


I currently can do a mile in a little over 10 minutes. how can i get this down to like 8 minutes or less for track??
please help (link)
i had that problem before to one year i ran it almost 14 minutes , then the next year i ran it in 7 minutes. the only advice i can really tell u is dont stop running and as long as you dont kill yourself when you start you should be fine


can somebody tell me if this is like half ok or like anything good? if it needs corrected please do so! thank you!

Your life seems to be going all wrong
Things will evenutally be good
I know that you'll stay strong
Because I said you should.

Don't take what your mom says to heart
She really does think your a peice of art
Although she hasn't always been their for you
She really wishes she could have thought it through

You knows shes been through a tough situation
That things haven't always been swell
All she ever wanted was to have a conversation
eventually she tthough to her self "oh well" (link)
i strongly agree with the last person


Is it possible for a girl to get pregnate by getting fingered if ther Parter had cum on ther finger?? (link)
i doubt it becuase sperm can only survive for a couple seconds in the air. and if you are pregnant that sucks cause you did have sex


does anybody know where i can buy a cheap muscle car around new york? (link)
your not gonna find much in new york but try in california or on the west coast


My theatre class is doing this KICK ASS project where we go and trick people and film it, like Punk'd or Candid Camera. It's pretty neat. My only problem: I don't have any good tricking ideas. So far my people are going to speak French frantically at people and pretend not to know English, have people "test our new drink on camera" which is really like soda with salt in it, and convince a business to let us jump out at people and scream "You're the one millionth customer!!!"

But... those ideas suck. Any good ones? It has something that targets one person at a time, nothing too general, and it can't be anything too bad.

Also, sound track ideas? Something people will recognize/like, but not so mainstream that is was on the radio yesterday. (link)
well you could have someone get jumped its original but a good laugh or my favorite have someone fake a sezure or dress up in holloween costumes and go up to random people and say treat or treat um.. or have some one hide somewhere and start talking to people or asking them for help or put a dollar at the end of a fishing pole and when people bend over to pick it up wheel it tords u or pretend you and your mom were getting on the bus somewhere and you got on the wrong bus and are lost but make sure you cry like a little kid or get a crappy laptop and rig it so when it falls it breaks apart and just walk into random people and drop it and blame them i d k ill send you more when i think of them
mike


hey a few days ago i asked you a question. I looked at oyur advice colum and realized that you are a younger guy which is perfect for another question i have. I like this younger guy hes 16 and im 18 and we work together, whatever. we talk a little bit here and there and it seems like he likes me because he looks at me like hes never seen something like me before lol, and hes always telling me sarcastic jokes (but smiles). Thing is we've never really hung out after work, but i was thinking of asking him to my prom, what would be your response and what do you think i should do? thanx in advance. (link)
hey its worth a try and hes most likely flirting with the jokes so i say ask him and the worst he will say is no but i doubt he will
mike


There is this guy i like and almost everytime he talks to me, he makes sarcastic remarks and jokes around with me telling me im doing things wrong. (He usually smiles when telling me this). What does this mean? (link)
dude!!!he likes you




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