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11. 08. 2008. I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE ADVICENATORS FOR A GOOD WHILE. I HAVE WAY TO MANY OF MY OWN PROBLEMS WITH MY OWN LIFE RIGHT NOW. IF YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT GOOD THAT I CAN HELP YOU, EMAIL ME.


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theres a song that goes

"im tryna tryna walk away but i know this ...(either crush or love or something) aint goin awayy away away aint goin away" whats the name and whos it by?

btw my google is all messed up and it wont make serches and i tryed metrolyrics.com and couldnt find it....thanks!

It's Either L.A.X- Know Better Remix
Or
Omarion - I'm Tryna

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15/f
My friend Kris is like amazing
and he calls me every single night to talk, and He calls me like several times a day, and he told me im very unique, im not sure if he likes me or if he just thinks of me as a good friend, he also laughs at like everything I say, and he picks on my for being a freshman again all the time....So whats going on in his mind!!???

Since no one here is Kris, why don't you ask Kris yourselff.?

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okay, well, my friend is so annoying!! she loves herself so much... and i don't know what to do... i told her that she needs to stop, but she just thought i was joking...
another thing that is really pissing me off lately is that, well i've already asked a question about this but, anyway, well she went to a band camp and got with this guy, even though she had a nearly boyfriend at home but i accidently told her nearly boyfriend, and now she keeps bringing it up and making me feel bad but am i right in saying that if she really cared about the guy at home she wouldn't of gone with the one at band camp would she?

If your friend really bothers you about being annyoing, then just tell her to get over herself, you might lose your friend-ship though.

Your friend needs to get over you telling her nearly boyfriend by an accident. Small stupid things happen. Your friend sounds like she loves drama. (:

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hi i was wondering how u exchange something you bought online..like how do you tell them what you want to exchange it for? please answer quickly...

I don't think you can exchange it without going to the store. You'll have to send back what you don't want, then order again what you do want.

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theres this really cute bathing suit i like its like light/teal blue and shocking pink and it has anchors on it and im in love with it. i saw like 2 random girls wear it and i was wondering where i can get it? i absolutely love it

Nothing came up for that seach, but here a website with tons of anchor swimsuits. There pretty expensive though.

http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&rlz=1T4HPIC_en___US218&q=anchors+swimsuit&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

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how do i make pictures look like this?? vvv

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2njbwih&s=4&hid=2&tag=sitemodel

alyssa(:

You have to have a really good photoshop. Picnic and other small sites won't work. You can also ask a myspace layout site, once n' a while they will make something for you. But you'll have to support them by telling people to add them, and sending them proof.

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Okay, so I listened to a song this morning. It's lyrics were like "do it like we in Vegas" and I can't seem to find it. Any suggestions?

I doubt this is it, but I did take time to try and help you.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/vegas-lyrics-all-time-low.html

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Hi im 17/f. I recently went to the doctors because i have bad anxiety and bad mood swings. After talking with him he said i was depressed and decided to put me on prozac. I dont really know much about depression. I didnt think i was depressed but i guess i am. Can someone please tell me more information on depression, and the medicine prozac. Thanks a bunch!!

I don't what kind of info you want, but i'd love to help.

I'm not the best at like really explaining what depression is, but I have experciened it, for over three years.

Here is a really helpful website

http://www.depression.com/

and I don't take prozac, so I couldn't help you there, unless you wanted false info.

But here is a website to see what it is.
http://www.prozac.com/index.jsp

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does anyone have the sprint instinct?
if you do, what are some cool things you found out about it?

i feel like it should be able to do so much more than im using it for !

thanks in advance :)

I don't have it, but since no one is helping you, I found this to try and help :/


PRODUCTIVITY
Sprint Navigation with GPS-enabled audio and visual turn-by-turn driving directions, one-click traffic rerouting and more than 10 million local listings
Live Search for Sprint, powered by Microsoft, provides easy access to directory information, integrated GPS-enabled directions, interactive maps and one-touch click to call access
Voice to Action button providing many functions using voice activation including call, text, picture messaging, traffic, movie, sports, news and search.
HTML Web browsing
Visual Voicemail allowing users to listen to messages in their order of preference and manage them with a tap of the screen
2.0 megapixel camera with 2x digital zoom and video camcorder
Advanced Stereo Bluetooth Wireless Technology with audio caller ID
Access to corporate and consumer (POP3) email including AOL, Gmail and Yahoo!
Threaded text messaging provides a view of the full conversation
Mobile Sync to restore contact information if the device is lost, stolen or damaged
Phone as Modem connects the phone with a computer for Internet and email access

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My friends birthday is in March (I know long time away, but it's still fun to talk about) and she asked me to help her with some ideas for her party. She never had a sweet sixteen last year so she wants her seventeenth to be a little more unique, or "over the top." We live in New Jersey and she's looking for unique ideas that are tops an hour and a half away. Ex's an indoor water park (but this seems so expensive), Midieval Times (also pretty expensive however), a hotel party, etc. These are just suggestions but if anyone has any ideas for fun things to do in New Jersey, Pennsylvania (depending where in PA, or New York could you please list a bunch of ideas? Please be as original as possible. Help would be greatly appreciated =].

I live no where near close to New Jersey, but I found this for a little help.

http://www.funnewjersey.com/

http://www.funnj.com/

Hope those help!

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so there's this girl and she copied my dresss for dances what do i do !?! i wanna kickher ass

Lol.

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number 18 (:

http://photobucket.com/images/the%20number%2018/


http://photobucket.com/images/soccer%20icons/
You can pick from the soccer icons here (:

http://www.iconator.com/search.php?query=soccer&stype=avatars&icat=0&vcat=0&wcat=0&acat=0


Copy & paste all the icons you want onto paint, then print it for photo.

Black &* white works best for the translusive project thingg.

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hi i'm 13/f and there's a guy i like but i am not sure if he likes me back..
cause he always talks to me
he always makes me laugh
i always catch him staring at me
when this guy took away my pen and i said give it back he didn't give it back but then when the guy i liked said it he gave it back. and then the guy that took my pen said "you just said that just cause you like her" then i think he smiled but he didn't say anything so i'm not sure.
and also the guy i like always kicks me under the table for fun and everything
so does he like me?????

He might, why not just ask him?

He is putting some moves on you, so take a chance, you'll never know without asking. (:

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Okay so my friend told me she and her boyfriend had sex like last Tuesday and she was supposed to get her period almost 6 days ago, but she hasn't. She's only 14 and CANNOT tell her parents. What should she do if she is?

I want to try to be the best of friend I can and help her through it, but I'm not sure how. Thanks.

First off ask your friend why she isn't taking the pill if she is "brave" enough to have sex at fourteen. Whatever choice she makes you should back up if you want to be a good friend. I would tell her NOT to get an abortion, but that isn't my choice.

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So, there is a very nice boy in my grade, and he has always been very kind to me. But, over the summer i started talking to him on IM, and well he wont stop talking to me!! I don't want to block him or ignore him because he is really nice, but I don't know how to tell him to shut up! Also i think he might have a crush on me, and it seems like he always knows my business. Also, he looks at pictures of me on my camp website, and tells me he likes to look at the ones of me in my bathing suit, i think hes trying to be nice and that he has good intentions but i feel like hes taken it too far. how do i let him down easy??

The dude sounds like a creepp. Just tell him to knock it off, or you will block him. Even if he is being nice, that swimsuit thing sounds a tad weird. Best of luck.

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Okay,


For almost 3 years now, I have spotted all kinds of signs my younger sister whom is now 19 years old is on drugs. I found a crack pipe in her bedroom, Ciggeretts, empty bottles of alcohol, A bong, and I even found Marijuana pictures posted on her Myspace photo albums. However, Whenever I tried to mention it to my Mother on how much it really bothers me and that she is doing drugs my mother always seems to be in disbelief. She told me that my sister uses the empty bottles of alcohol and the pipe as well as the bong for "Room decoration" Now I am smart enough to know that is just complete crap. (I am 23 years old) It's fustrating too because I really care about her but whenever I try to comfront her about anything it only leads to a major verbal arguement. I know my mother can't be that uneducated to know that my sister is not using these objects for "room decoration" Why won't she admit it? How can I get her to believe me? I am sick of smelling it coming from the vent and I'm tired of smelling it around the house.



Thank you

BahaiMa22

If your mom is really that stupid to think its for decoration and she can't smell it, you need to tell someone else and get your sister in trouble. Try printing the pictures of her & the drugs on her myspace, sneak up on her and take a picture. It sounds harsh and weird, but it's going to help you & her in the long run.

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i have an advice column here on advicenators but i don't know how to get a backgournd.
so can someone tell me how to get a backgournd?!!!!

Click column settings on the left of this page scroll down a little bit & this will come up.

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i saw one of those, "shoot og of the targets to win a free gift!" pop-up's. i shoot the apple Macbook, and it takes me to this:
http://gifts.freepay.com/Default.aspx?N=1&P=240

is this for real? i think its one of those things when you reccomend people, they joint, and he more people you get to join, the better your prize. is this real? because nomally i'd close these pop-ups, but im desperately in need of a new laptop..and a macbook sounds very good to me :D

No. You probably just gave your computer a virus. That's fake, and I would recommend you to NOT click anything like that again.

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I'm 15 and I've been getting my period for about four or five years now and I've always used a pad. Now, I really want to try using a tampon but I'm scared and paranoid. Does it hurt when you put it in the first time? What if the string breaks? And any other advice you can give me will be greatly appreciated!

If it's in right, it doesn't hurt at all.

The string won't break, they don't suction so hard that you can't pull it out.

This might help;

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/ht/How_Insert_Tamp.htm

This might to.

http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/tampon.html

Best of luck to yah. (:

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and he was really cute
and we danced together all night
and now weve been talking on AIM
and the conversation is totally dying
and we have nothing to say
and its like we had more of a connection when we werent using words
but he goes to another school and i might never see him again
but we had a really good connection and idont want to lose touch
how do i keep from losing all contact with him, and really find out about him and get to know him? conversation pretty much falls flat.

http://www.exforsys.com/career-center/conversation-skills/ways-to-keep-conversation-going.html

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