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hey this is ama :>] i love coming onto advicenators to help people in need. even though i'm only 13, i think i give pretty good advice. i hate insects, spiders especially, and i get annoyed easily. but when i'm on my good side, i'm patient, but when i'm on my bad, i'm no good at human communication. i would love to grow up and build my own pet hotel, but for now, i'm starting small and taking my time growing up.
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What do you wear to a wedding?
I don't think I have "nice clothes". I don't have a dress either.

I want to dress up nice for the occasion but I'm poor.

Help? (link)
When going to a wedding, try something simple and cute. A top and a skirt works, or even a simple dress. Chances are people aren't going to even remember your wardrobe choice so go easy on it. Plain colors always work well like white or peach or some innocent color. Don't wear black. I'm pretty sure you'll be the only at the wedding wearing black if you do, and it'll draw a lot of attention to yourself. You can always go to papaya or something like that and get some simple clothes, and it might only add up to $20. Or go to a friend's closet and ask to borrow some clothes of hers and match it up with any of your clothes.


i dont no what to do with my hair.
like whats a good shampoo
cuz my hair is like kinda greasy ew. (link)
well to make sure your hair isn't as greasy, make sure to always shower once in 24 hrs. never wash it more than once in every 24 hrs though, because sometimes the more you wash, the more greasy your hair gets after you don't. watch your diet as well. greasy and fatty foods can contribute to the greasy hair. its fine to shower only once in 2 days, but always take a shower if you can.

once you've figured out your greasy hair problem, get some shampoos! for sweet smelling shampoo and conditioners, go to bath and body works while they're having they're sale. 2 bottles of shampoo or conditioner for $6. and they all smell great. you can also try herbal essence or garnier fructisse, they're great as well for different hair types. just read the bottles to fit your hair type. for problematic hair, try sunsilk. i would recommend herbal essence or garnier fructisse first, buy a couple bottles of bath and body and rotate. sunsilk is when you're in true need. good luck!


does anyone know what song this is ? i`ve googled it and everything, and i still can`t find it.

Everyday
With every worthless word we get more far away
The distance between us makes it so hard to stay
But nothing lasts forever, but be honest babe
It hurts but it may be the only way (link)
Great song (:

Nothing Lasts Forever
Maroon 5

love it!


I'm totally clueless on what Hair Straightener to buy. My hair is wavy and it's in between thick and thin hair. My hair is healthy. I want a hair straightener that is at a good price too. My mother probably wouldnt buy me one if it was too expensive. Between $20-$40 is good. Please help me find a good hair straightener that isnt so expensive for my hair type. I dont plan on using it EVERY SINGLE DAY but more than once a week.
Thanks. (link)
Always buy and use a ceramic straightner. why? because they don't burn your hair and make it smell funky.

Go to your regular hair supply boutique and ask them to recommend a hair straightner for you! You can tell them what kind of hair you have, and what you want, and they'll find something for you.

Just remember, don't use it every single day (its bad for your hair)and like you said, you're only using it once a week. so great!


what is the most popular software and the easiest that i can use to make icons? what about movie maker? and where do you download photoshop from?? thankyou (link)
there are many different programs. sadly, you can't download these programs free legally. although you can illegaly-- which i'm not allowed to tell you on this site.

but, great programs are
Adobe Photoshop CS2
Adobe Photoshop CS3
Adobe Photoshop Elements 5.0
Paint Shop Pro 7,8,9,10,11 (PSP)

they're all pretty expensive, i'd say elements is cheapest, then psp, then most expensive is photoshop at 500$


what is this song?
ive tried finding it on google and i cant find it and its driving me crazy cuz its stuck inmy head

the only part i know is
"i've got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum" (link)
rock yo hips by crime mob ft. lil' scrappy (who sings the "i've got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum"

excerpt lyrics:

Now I got 32 flavors of that bootylious bubblegum
Raspberry, grape, cherry,
Come and get this honey bun
Yummy-yum baby, not your ordinary lady
Known to drive the niggas crazy
Willy Wonka wanna pay me
On the daily
Off the hizzle
rock my hips
Shake my skittle
Soda popping, watch it sizzle
Man this shit right here the shizzle
Smoking on the hottest drizzle
Wanna taste it just a little
Rock my hips and make it wiggle
Wave and sipping in this bizzle

this should be the one!


Try to bear with me, this might not make much sense.

When I look in the mirror, my legs and thighs look very nice and slim. However, when I physically look down at my legs, they seem fatter. Is it just the angle that I'm looking at them, that make them seem bigger? Or is the illusion in the mirror? Or are they supposed to look the same both ways, and I'm just crazy?

Basically, which view of my thighs is more accurate?

Kudos to anyone who understood that =)
thanks in advance (link)
Don't you worry. AT ALL.

I used to do that as well. I looked down, and my thighs and calves looked really fat! but when i looked in the mirror, they looked slim.

its all about the angle. while looking down, its totally different. (:

yes, i still feel self-conscious about my calves and thighs while looking down, but truthfully, just tell yourself what you see in the mirror, is what you get.


13/f
ok well there is this popular girl in the 7th grade lets call her erin. well we went on a field trip today and after we went to dairy queen and then one of my best guy friends lets call him billy got his hand stuck in this mailbox thing and i tried to get it out and erin passed by and was like ok you guys stop flirting and holding hands and i was thinking wtf and i walked away so she went out the door and there was a bunch of 6th and 7th graders sitting out there and then erin was like omg you guys samantha (lets call myself that) and billy are going out and they were laughing and stuff i heard from inside then one of my BFF's came inside and was like omg samantha your going out with billy and all that stuff and i told her no and every1's coming up to me and asking me that and i DO NOT like billy, not now nor everr and im soo sick of it this girl erin starts so much shit i hate her soooo effin much and i wanna get even, i DONT CARE if its wrong and its the end of the school year i wanna do something to get her back, she has a boyfriend if that helps thanks guyss (link)
Seriously. my real name IS samantha. (:
no one on advicenators knows that so shhhh.

so basically, the more that you fight back saying "no!" makes it worse. and getting people back will come back to you even worse. if erin is really popular, she probably has a lot of power. if erin has any other guy friends, the next time you see her getting close to them, you can say "oh so now you're going out with ______?" but really, you should just let it go. you can't let erin ruin your life over a stupid comment. just ignore it, don't react to it. it'll go away. (:


13/f
okay i know this sounds REALLY nasty but my mom bought a bath massager from a garage sale a while ago it circulates the water in the tub for you. once i moved my body one time and had my vagina on it it felt REALLY good so i kept it there and thn it liked started throbbin so i stopped wen i got ikn the tub i did it every time i could and i was ADDICTED now it doesnt work and i use the water faucet in the tub...is thur anything else i can use that isnt as bad..but works the same thanx (link)
a back massager, anything that vibrates basically.

an electric toothbrush, a massaging chair. who knows?


my hair is naturally curly.
and i've always hated my curls.
it takes a long time for my hair to dry once i shower it because its really thick (thanks curls) so recently ive been straightening my horror hair and this is what i do:

wash my hair on sunday night
wake up at 5:00am monday morning and straighten it.
but im mega tired so it turns out like shit.

is there any other way i can do this?
like i only wash my hair once a week
and thats on sunday night
i dont even use a flatiron.
my curls are so bad when its dried like its publicly embaressing.

i hate having my hair curly.
then i hate washing it only once a week because i know thats not good.
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first, you should probably wash more than once a week, at least once every other day. why? because all the oil in your hair makes your hair yucky and smelly and flat and lumpy. not only that, but washing your hair makes it easier to straighten. if you want straightish hair, wash it.

second, go to bed a little bit earlier and then probably wake up 1 hr before you have to go to school. you then should use a ceramic straightener at high heat, but not too high, for it could burn your hair or keep it yucky. straighten only the ends, and straighten the rest if it still looks curly.

third, you ALWAYS need conditioner! buy leave-in conditioner and wear it whenever you go to the beach. you also need it to hydrate your hair whenever you go to school as well.

good luck!~ don't forget to wash your hair.


Sometimes im hanging out with my bff Hope and Star,and i feel a little left out. Theyre hanging out with their bfs and cuddling up n stuff. I explained how this made me feel, but they tryed to get a guy to do it with me. i wouldnt mind, but my mom would kill me. I WANNA BF SOOOOO BAD, but i dont wanna get my mom to get mad. What should i do. (link)
Unfortunately, what you're experiencing is peer pressure. Just because all of your other friends have it, you want it. But you should wait until the right person comes up. Don't just have a boyfriend because all your other friends do- you should find the right person first and wait- and when you find that right boyfriend, confront your mom and tell her how you feel. If shes going to get mad at you, at least you were truthful about it.

good luck~


i do not know how to masturbate. haha i wanna feel good but i have noo idea where to rub or whatever. i dont know how to or where to. kinda sad. im kind of scared to because i dont want to like mess anything up haha. so yeah i have like nooo ideaa. helppppp??? and what exactly is masturbation i just know it makes you feel good down there. (link)
Masturbation is when you take your finger and rub in your vagina/penis. I take my index finger and run up and down and yes, it does feel very good.


is free running bad for your joints (link)
Running does not hurt the knees or joints, it is generally just healthy for you.

But there are some exceptions:

When there has been previous injury to the knee
When there are established diseases in the knee joint
When the excercise is too excessive

otherwise, its simple and good for your health.


where can i get a really cute bikini thats not overly expensive or i can get the top and the bottom for one price. not like 30 for the top and 30 for the bottom. (link)
don't go for the high-end brands like roxy, quicksilver, billabong and such. although they are extremely popular, they're also expensive-- usually 70-80$

if you go to aeropostale though, they just put all of their swimsuits on sale for 15$ for the top and 15$ for the bottom. their swimsuits are cute and looks great! i bought one for myself although i usually buy the high-end bikinis.


i feel ugly and fat. i feel like guys aren't attracted to me. what can i do to make myself more attractive to guys, besides loosing some weight? i want to hook up with people and get a boyfriend. dont say "just be yourself" or "it will come in time."

only answer if your going to answer my questions. (link)
every girl feels insecure about themselves and try to act attractive.

not only loosing weight, you can buy a pushup bra, wear deep dark mascara to make your eyelashes longer, eyeliner, and really juicy lip gloss that makes guys just want to kiss them.

you also can learn how to flirt-- or casually talk to guys to get their attention and to like you.

good luck


next week i am getting a new teddy bear hamster i dont know if it is going to be a boy or girl but if its a girl im namin after my old dog stella but i cant seem to find a boy name....i nedd some help :) (link)
It depends on how your hamster can look-

Name him as a fruit-
Apricot if he has apricot colored fur
Taro(in japan it means first son)

Name him/her after someone you love-
best friends
old friends
rememberance of people.



i need more dogs at my doggy daycare but i don't know if i should tell the whole world. What should i do? (link)
You need to make sure that you give the best quality to your pets. Put advertising out in newspapers, on radio stations, and offer coupons. Put paper printed ads in people's mailboxes and offer specials.

Make sure that the customers are always satisfied, it is their baby you're taking care of.


Hi, im starting a dog walking business but i am having trouble finding a suitable name for it. I am planning on doing dog walking, pet sitting (for only cats and dogs), possibly pet photography, making treats for cats and dogs and pet visiting. I can't figure out any names that would be very creative. If you have any suggestions, please post them. I would love to hear them (link)
Well if you've ever had a dog, you can use his/her name for the business. Say your dog's name is Joey.

Joey's pet services.
Joey's pet pals.
Pet Services A-Z
Dogs and Love


I just learned that my dog of twelve who is a chocolate lab is going to be put to sleep. My mom died when i was younger, and he was like my memory of herr.. she loved that dogg. I wanna spend my last few days with him doing something.. but he has cancer. It hurts for him to walk, and he won't eat. I don't know what to do. I haven't been myself.. and i don't like that.. what else should i do?
thanks. (link)
I've only had my cairn for a year, but when you really connect with your dog, it hurts to know that one day, he has to go. and i'm incredibly sorry at your loss.

You don't have to do physical things with your lab. Pet him, hug him, cuddle with him, or even sleep with him. Talk to him, help him, and just spend your last few days spending the most time you can with him. Just spend time with him, and remember that his going away is not your fault. (: i hope all goes well. dont worry-- when he has to go, remember all those others who went through with the same thing- and that he loves you.


My dog is 4 years old and housebroken. Lately (six months and counting) he pees in the house. He usually picks something that is laying on the floor, shoes, bookbags, clothes. He is crated when we are not home and is on a leash when he is outside. What can we do to stop this? (link)
I have a cairn terrier and he does absolutely the same thing. The thing is, you need to let him know that "no" means "no". I have a wii and my cairn even destroyed a game disc for it as well. Make sure to never leave things around the house, close doors and keep boundaries! When he's in the house and you're around, keep an eye on him. If he touches something he shouldn't, say no! don't say bad dog, just say no. no, and shoo him away. keep on doing it repeatedly and give him a treat he likes everytime he moves away when you say no. for peeing on the floor, my dog was looking for attention when he did this. just make sure he goes to go potty every 1 hr - 1 1/2, and whenever he pees, roll up a thin newspaper and hit him. it won't hurt, but the sound will scare him and repeatedly hit the ground with the newspaper saying "bad ground. bad ground". don't say "bad dog," just blame the floor. the dog will appreciate you not getting mad at him-- and give him lots of love! he wants attention too!




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