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ok so im home alone and the phone rang like 2 minutes ago and the EXACT NUMBER was:

Unknown Number
011442074275764

(i have caller id) and im thinking wtf kind of a number is that so i answer it and all i hear is static.. what couldve this been? you dont have to do this but can someone call this number and tell me what it is? because i'm too scared to dial it.. thanks for any help at all!! (link)
01144-207-427-5764
207 = state of maine
01144 = UK
tell your parents.
if the person keeps calling.
call the police.
& asking someone else to call it is putting US in danger.



I'm taking a trip to Washington DC in about 3 weeks, and i havent been on a plane in almost ten years. I am a teen and need things to do on the plane, so i am looking for suggestions...but i'm plannning on just bringing my ipod and stuff.

but i have some more questions:

*what are some things that i will not be allowed to take on the plane?

* Is it true that you cannot take curling irons/straighteners on the plane?

*can you take on food or do you have to buy it on the plane?

*do they actually open all your bags and check theM??

*Anything else i should expect? (link)
1. now since terrorists and jazz are around.
theres a limit on the quantity of liquid you can bring on the plane. you cant take big suitcases. and metal objects [knife's, nail cutters, scissors +etc]

2. you can take those beauty products but you have to put them in your suitcase and get a lock so they wont go through your suitcase and take your stuff.

3. you can bring food in a plastic bag as a carry-on item. and when your on a plane you get food [breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks] but i hate airplane food i find it nasty, so bring some snacks just incase.

4. they dont open all bags, it really depends. all bags go through a metal detector if they find something in your bag theyll open it. and it really sucks because they just throw everything back in, they dont fold it or anything.

5. expect maybe a bumpy ride, bring something to entertain yourself, bring your own snacks, they wont allow you to use electronics until they announce you can, and your cellphone cant be on no matter what.


okkay so i understand how guys like jack off...but how do girls do it?? (link)
girls can just finger herself rather then the guy doing it.
or she gets herself vibrator, dildo + etc sex toys and pleases herself.


what is the meaning/difference of these words?

oral sex:
anal sex:
blow job:
hand job:

also, can a blow job and hand job be performed on both a man and a woman?

thank you very much (link)
oral sex: male or female can perform this so technically the penis will go in the persons mouth and they will suck it.

anal sex: going up your rear.

blow job: girls perform this its like oral sex. and guys can perform this aswell by licking her vagina.

hand job: can be performed girl and boy. girls just technically hold his penis and tecticules in her hands and do fun stuff with it. and guys can finger girls.


My boyfriend and I have been debating about whether or not sperm is still active when it hits air. Recently we've had sex (we use a condom) sperm will be on me or him and we have been really really worried (paranoid) that it will travel into my vagina and make me pregnant. I've recently heard that once sperm hits the air it's dead. True? (cant stop thinking that i could be pregnant!)
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the sperm was created so it will go to the vagina no matter what it takes it will try to get there.
and remember the sperm can only get you pregnant if the condom broke or was already damaged when he put it on.
the sperm last from 24-48 hours.
and no air will not kill the sperm.


ok it goes like this....

"girls like boys with cars and lots of money...." or something like that...
it came out like maybe in 2002 or 2003? im not quite sure which year. help? (link)
its by good charlotte - girls and boys i think.


Sorry, had no idea what category to put this under.

I'm not pregnant/trying.

I was wondering how far along do you have to be before you can find out if its a boy or girl? (link)
LOL its 20 weeks.
my science teacher told me
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I've heard some girls trimmed their hair "down there". Does anyone do this and how do you? (link)
trimming the hair down there is an option you dont have to do it.

theres trim
and take it all off.

trim:
you wash down there with warm water
and then just trim it like natural hair but dont cut small hair, because you may cut yourself.
its simple comb and scissors.

take it all off:
i think this is way better for beginners.
you can
-have a wax
-trim then shave
-get shaving cream for girls for 'down there', legs, and pits.
when i first did it i went with shaving cream for girls; you can get it in any department store.
all you do for it is wash down there with warm water make the hair all damp. then put the cream or gel on it then shave it off with a clean razor. then just wash it off with water
some creams or gels are leave in for a specific amount of time and then shave, and some are leave in for 5 minutes and the product will take off all the hair no shave needed.


what does diy mean? (link)
do it yourself
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I have this project in one of my classes, and we need to do a survey with 100 people. me and my group already have about 20, and i thought it would help if I could just ask people online too for answers. only answer for one candy, and for "other" dont say what candy it is, just say "other".

Nerds
Skittles
M&Ms
Gum
Hershey's
Snickers
Twix
Reeses

THANKS! :] (link)
hersheys.
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where can i find add & message buttons.
like these?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t284/xk_k/add.png

and

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t284/xk_k/message.png (link)
those add buttons are messed up, and cheesy.
that person where you got that from was made by that person or they stole them from someone else.
you make them.
imagination.


ok i'm 13/f (recently turned 13) ok i havn't gotten my period yet, but i have everything like pucic hair, under arm hair, and a little developement of boobs. well lately my voice has been acting weird like when i'm talking to my friends or family my voice is fine but when i talkin front of teachers or in front of class, then my voice goes weird like a need to clear it. also since i live with my dad i dont shave anywhere, and all my other friends do- and they even ask me why i dont shave, and it puts me in a bad position. cause its really weird to talk to him about AND I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONE ELSE! and i need details about period things, any web sites or links will be great as well but please tell me as much as possible. please a.s.a.p. thank u (link)
you're period comes when your ready kiddo.
you can grow all the hair but eventually your period will come, they come even when your like 17.
srsly dont worry.
and i live by myself with my dad too and i shave, when you go to a store or soemthing say 'ill brb i have to go get something' then go get some razors.
or if your embaressed go out with your friends to the mall go into a drugstore and buy some.
with them it will be a tad less embaressing.


You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. Only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you escape?
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the the hell did you get in the room in the first place.
lolz.
adur.


hmm... i love to work out then relax by tanning.

what are some songs that i can download onto my ipod

that have an upbeat like:
"bounce" by timbaland and
"breaking the habit" by linkin park

that are relaxing like:
"how to save a life" by the fray
"faraway" by nickelback
"dont wanna say goodbye" by jagged edge

i like rap, rock, hiphop, etc. (link)
cd:
zen and the art of relaxation.

dude its the most amazing cd.
its nothing singing
its like nature
it sounds corny and stuff but youd love this cd.
its the most relaxing thing possibly ever.


Do you think this will be ok for a grad dress for grade 8? Yes I do have black hair. Will it look ok with my hair just straight down?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/wind_miko/se7en001ty4.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/wind_miko/se7en002sa8.jpg

and give me your HONEST opinion! I'll rate each question honestly. (link)
the first picture made them dress look really slutty
but from the front it looks absolutely adorable.
i think itd look cute
just the sides kind of are too dressy espc. for a grad.


anyone have any ideas on a new sn for me. i like "x" and "x3" "hxc" is okay umm i like cute little sayingslike "signedsincerelyme" i was actually thinking about that one but idk if it will work or "spokenfor" i like but it needs something i also wouldnt mnd ideas with my name "lauren" in them or the word "hardcore" lol ok any help or ideas would be great..thanks!

(link)
i
love
you
with
all
my
heart

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what the heck is that supposed to mean? is it some sort of code i dont know? or something?? (link)
its a heart kiddo.


Hey wats up, lately I've been through some different situations, Well I got dumped like a month ago,because she said that she had feelings for someone else, and then she realized that she made a mistake and wanted me back. Then I told her that I would give her a second chance, but I dont know if she would do the same thing she did in this first place.

So she told me she was hurt that I told her no, and then too, I told her that I am talking to this girl, and I have feelings for her, but she already has a boyfriend, I dont know what to do, And I am so confused. Please tell me what should I do? Should I keep my my new friend or go back to me ex, please give me advice. (link)
the chance for both girls is pretty tough

ex girlfriend: she is probably using you as the rebound, you know she dates you likes someone else then goes back to you after it doesnt workout with the guy she left you for. would you want to take that chance again? you could but she might do the whole rebound thing again.

girl you like: if shes dating, obviously she's off limits, think of it this way - if you try and convince that girl to breakup with her boyfriend for you, thats exactly what your ex girlfriend had done to you. so you can consider how her boyfriend would feel considering you were in that place aswell.

im giving you what i think.
telling you consequences +etc.


I see it everywhere! What does DIY, and DIV mean? thanks=] (link)
DIY = do it yourself usually like crafts and stuff
DIV = a type a code used in websites.


Do they have Converse at wal*mart?
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No, walmarts cheap.
They have imitations of converse but it you look closely they dont actually have the converse label.
try converse.com
pacsun
hot topic
shoe stores
+etc
ebay.com
and there are cute shoes at dravengirls.com
or draven.com
hope i helped.
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