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I'm a 19 year old girl who lives in Arizona...nothing really more to say about that. I am engaged and will be married in October of 2006. Uh...I'm pretty much a nerd at heart. I like to play video games, tabletop RPG's, and cosplay. People always say I don't look like I'd be a nerd, so I guess that's a good thing? I think I give decent advice, however I do like to joke around so sometimes I will post witty/sarcastic advice, especially if the question is stupid.
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We have to do this research project on Day of the Dead for spanish and I'm finding most of the stuff but some things I cant find are...

What significance do the monarch butterflies have?
What are "calaveras"
Whose an artist famous for their representation of skeletons for the celebration of "Dia de los muertos"
Name a location in Mexico that is famous for their Day of the Dead celebration.

I've been on all night and this is my last resort!! If you feel like your doing my hw for me than could you at least give me some links to some sites you think have this on? Muchos gracias!!! Buenos noches!! (link)
Day of the Dead started in SPAIN. Mention that...


is it bad to take pain relief pills everyday? (link)
If it isn't to relieve pain, yes.


I'm really close to this guy named Kevin. He's one of my best friends & I just met him about a month ago when I first moved to this state. He told me he was gay when we first met. It didn't bother me at all, seen as I have a lot of gay friends. But, this was our conversation tonight:

HIM: I love you a lot! :)
ME: Hah, you can't you're gay.
HIM: No, I'm bisexual. I just prefer guys more.
ME: Lol, well youre 75% gay.
HIM: Yeah, but the other 25% is you.


Okay, Well, basically my question is, do you think he really likes me? Like from that 25% thing? Just wondering.. Thanks a bunch. (link)
If you are "BISEXUAL" and you like guys more...that means he is gay but in denial. He's gay. He likes you. There is nothing wrong with that. But tell him to stop hiding it by being "bisexual"


Hey, ok, I wanted to know how you like change your backround and stuff on my myspace. How do I make it look really cool? Please give in details thanxs:)13/f (link)
http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/reborn_3_5.htm


RESPOND TO ASAP :)

ok so me and my boyfriend have been going out 1 month this tuesday. but the only thing we've done is cuddled and like 1 kiss. it was just a peck too. :( he thinks i've made out before, EVERYONE does.. maybe because i told them i have. just because i didnt want to seem like a loser. so everyone thinks ive madeout before, so my boyfriend matt is really wondering why im not making out with him. well i just, dont know what to do. when i kissed him two wednesdays ago, i just like kept my mouth half open, because i never knew like, what i should do.. so then yeah idk tonight we're going to a football game, and football games are makeout central, and i know he wants to make out with me.. and i know hes gonna start to, but i dont know what to do!

HELP. ASAP (link)
There is nothing ashamed with never making out before. I think it's respectable and some guys think it's cute because then they can teach you. I say that you tell him the truth.


How can you usually tell if your in love? (link)
You poop a lot.


does dark red hair (burgundy) drain out ice blue eyes? (link)
It sounds like you're talking about kool-aid flavours.


what is a good way to start talking to someone who you like and you think that person likes you too. im sometimes really shy. (link)
Ask them what their religion is. Also make sure to ask them what their views on politics and abortion are. Those are great conversation starters.


i had a question. besides the risk of stds and pregnancy why are adults so against teen sex? like parents make a huge deal out of it and i dont see why if you use male/ female condoms and are on birth control. i mean there is always still of risk of those things but they arent the end of the world. (link)
Because teenagers shouldn't have sex. You aren't mature enough to handle it. And do you realize what you just said? "BESIDES the risk of STDs and pregnancy..." I don't think you need any other reasons.


im a sophomore in high school and theres this senior that is really hott. lately ive been starting to talk to him, but hes really shy, and so am i. what could i do to get us to talk more?? (link)
He's shy because he knows you're a harlot. Any girl who goes for an older man is immoral. I suggest going to church and confessing your sins, lest you burn in hell.


What does it mean when people say I want to bone you or I wanted to bone her? (link)
It means you want to increase their bone structure. Possibly with chemo.


when you go to 2nd base with a guy does he play with ur boobs(rubbing, squeezing exc.) or does he just kinda leave his hand there? Thanks! i rate high (link)
Every guy who's gone to second base with me puts his hands there and doesn't move. Except my fiance, he's a keeper.


I am on the yearbook staff this year - and need some help coming up with some superlatives. Here's my problem - I don't want things that everybody doesn't have a chance at such as "Best Dressed" Here's what we have come up with so far

Funniest
Sweetest
Best Hair
Most Creative
Most Outgoing
Most Athletic
Best Smile
Best Eyes
Most Likely To Suceed and
Most School Spirit

Any suggestions would be nice, but preferably not ones like "Most trendy" "Best dressed" and such because thats just demeaning.. (link)
Cutest couple


Ok im 13 and I have had sex twice....I know that I want to tell my mom....but i know that if I tell my mom she will tell my dad and I KNOW that he will flip out....But I had ses with a guy that i have been goin out with for 2 years already and we are still going out...so I dont think it is that big of deal...but how do I tell my parents without them like killing me??? Also do you think I am considered a slut or something because a couple people at my school do...
thanks (link)
At 13 you should NOT be having sex. It doesn't matter how upset your parents will get, they only care about you. You need to tell them so you can take proper precautions.


How soon can a female go into heat after having puppies? (link)
It happened to me about a week after.


how can you keep a tan tan? (link)
TRY TO LIVE iN THE SUN!


is it bad to ask a guy out i mean does it hurt there self of steam?
thx candi (link)
You should write an essay convincing them on why to go out with you, it seems like you'd be good at that.


is there anyway to improve my kissing? (link)
Date more guys.


on AIM, how does everyone get those different colors? (link)
Colours for text or background...or icons...or what? Be more specific.


Okay so, my friend wants me to ask y'all this..

She said that she used to smoke and then she stopped and before, she used to inhale the smoke and now she started smoking again (she's an idiot because she started again to impress a guy) she can't inhale without choking.

She asked me what she should do but I don't smoke so I wouldn't know .. LOL.
So yeah, what should she do?

Apart from stop smoking, which is what I said :P

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Tell her to try smoking lights.




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