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is it possible to get an std from toilet seats?

crabs..
maybe aids if you have a cut on your butt and there is blood on the tiolet but im prety sure that you would look before you sat lol


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I know all sex offenders have to be registered online; but does anyone know the website for all criminal records ot the people in your area? I know there IS a site because one of my friends was looking at it before but she didn't remember the address. Does anyone happen to know the website? If it helps, I'm looking for criminal records in Virginia. Thanks.

http://www.criminalcheck.com/

http://www.megans-law.net/

hope these help

LisaLeilani

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I'm 13 yrs. old....I've never made out with any one.....Well lets cut to the chase I've never had a boyfriend at all....I've had alot of crushes but never an actual boyfriend....is that good or bad?

no its perfectly normal !

i mean your only 13 !

btw when you think of it...it seems stupid to have a boyfriend that young anyway i mean if you want to go somewhere your or his parents would have to drive you whcih is hecka lame and pick you up or you would have to walk....iwould say the onkly way to go when dating is wait till you can drive or find a bf over 16 !!
srry it if sounds harsh lol

hope i helped !

♥
lisaLeilani

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Where or who can i get a kitten that is 8-10weeks old please give me a adress and phone#



Thnx :-)i really need 2 find one

it might help it we knew where you lived city and state... in you in cali
try

craigslist.org

petfinder.com

Petso.org

hope i helped

LisaLeilani

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any one know who sings Your Song
like 'you remind me of a song i used to love'
ill rate 5's

USHER LYRICS

"U Remind Me"

Yo, I ain't seeing you in a minute, but I got something to tell ya, listen.

See the thing about you that caught my eye
Is the same thing that makes me change my mind
Kinda hard to explain, but girl, I'll try,
You need to sit down this may take a while
See this girl, she sorta looks just like you
She even smiles just the way you do
So innocent she seemed but I was fooled
I'm reminded when I look at you.

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

Thought that she was the one for me,
Til I found out she was on her creep,
Oh, she was sexing everyone, but me.
This is why we could never be.

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

I know it's so unfair to you,
That I relate her ignorance to you.
Wish I knew, wish I knew how to separate the two
You remind me, whoa...

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.
You won't believe all of the things she put me through.
This is why I just can't get with you.



Here are the rest of the lyrics !
hope this helps
LisaLeilani

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what does " closet freak " mean?

a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.

hope i helped lisaleilani

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ok maybe its a dumb question..but what does "emo" mean??

Emo
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::
Source: 7ThisIsWudie7, Jun 8, 2003
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Sinful Shirts
Donkey Punch, 12 year old girls, and more!

2. Emo
Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.
girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
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3. emo
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
Source: Chernorizets Hrabr, Jan 10, 2005

6. emo
the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..
man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately
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7. emo
The only group of people who would submit a bunch of their own pictures on urbandictionary.com
Emo is such bullshit, how vain do you have to be to submit your own picture to this website.


8. emo
a) short for the term emotional...in a musical sense
b) music derived in the 80's... with such bands as Rites of Spring, Texas is the Reason, and more.
c) can be used to describe a person who listens to emo, can relate to most of it and then cry because they can relate to it and not just because its emo.

emo music is not punk.

emo music usually contains lyrics which have a desperate side to them. written usually about a past girlfriend or experience.


Source: Kelly, Oct 30, 2003

9. emo
"Emo" is not short for "Emotional." "Emo" does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. "Emo" is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. "Emo" is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as "My arms are like pinecones," and most definitely is not the rampant use of words such as "autumn," "heart," "knife," "bleeding," "leaves," and "razorblade."

I just thought I'd clear that up after all of these "definitions" in which I have encountered an unbelievable amount of people who try to pass off their blatantly false pretenses as fact, and are slowly infecting others with their high-horse, holier-than-thou bullshit. Because honestly, with your ridiculous definitions, Beethoven, George Gershwin, and Britney Spears are/was "emo bands."

Now, onto the real definition.

In the early 90s there was a movement in the hardcore genre that came to be known as "Emotive Hardcore," spearheaded by Rites Of Spring. Harder-core-than-thou kids, who swore by Dischord Records a la Minor Threat, actually coined the term "Emo" as something of a put-down for the kids who really liked Rites Of Spring, Indian Summer and this new wave of "Emotive" Hardcore bands. That's right, "Emo" was once not something kids called themselves. The field exploded outwards from there - Level-Plane Records has always been the most famous Emo label. Acts like Yaphet Kotto, I Hate Myself, Saetia, Hot Cross, A Day In Black And White, Funeral Diner, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, You And I, and hosts of others came in the next decade. Most emo bands have since broken up, but there's still the occasional hold-out (again, the majority of Level-Plane Records' roster has been a procession of emo acts). Like most DIY hardcore/punk of the time, a majority found its way onto vinyl and not much else. Some people consider bands like Fugazi, and later Sunny Day Real Estate, a progression of emo, but personally, I don't quite follow that philosophy.

Often, more recently, this gets intertwined with post-hardcore, and understandably so - that's nothing to make an issue of, since well shit, at least it's close.

Since the late 90s, though, bands have been emerging in the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, and the thousands of their clones. As far as I can tell, some lazy journalist somewhere, writing an article about them, decided "Well, fuck, no one knows what emo is anyways, so I'll call these bands "emo" - sounds more appealing than bubblegum pop rock..." and the spiral continued downwards into the current amalgomation of bands MTV has told everyone is "emo."

Somehow, people decided that "emo" meant "emotional," which is obviously bullshit, as 99% of bands make music to illicit emotion, which would make "emotional" a completely all-encompassing genre from classical to opera to pop to rap.


Hope that helps.
Taking Back Sunday, Senses Fail, and My Chemical Romance falls under the "horrible pop rock" genre, not the emo genre.

Rites of Spring is emo.
Source: Chelsea, Mar 2, 2005
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10. emo
Short for "emotional". It is to punk what Slipknot is to metal (obnoxious and much hated among many people). Emokids are basically all the angst and depression and self-loathing of goth crammed into a pathetically meek nerd.
"Billy's in the corner listening to Dashboard Confessional and crying because (Sally said she already had a date to homecoming; he saw a turtle dead on the road; the sun rose; he wants someone to notice him; he's bored; etc).
Source: Vark, Sep 8, 2004


lol hope i helped
lisaleilani

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I'm babysitting 2 kids every Tuesday. One of them is 7 (Girl), and the other is 4(boy). Do you have any ideas on what we could do? Or any ideas on how to make dinnertime more fun? Like, what could I make?
THANKS

here


http://www.cp.duluth.mn.us/~sarah/rdr020.html

http://www.foodfunandfacts.com/kidsrecipes.html

http://www.swiss.ai.mit.edu/~bentz/kiddinners.html

http://www.mcgees.com/kitchen/kidstuff.htm

hope this is what your looking for !!

♥ lisaleilani

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how do you remove the sites in the dropdown box where you type in the site you want to go to? thanks

+control panel
on your computer not online
+internet options
+ Find "history" under the "genereal" tab
+ click "clear history" !

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lisaleilani

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I want to get highlights, but I don't know what would be a good color. I have darkish blonde hair. Thanks!

i woulde get low lights in shades of brown .. but the new thing in is Platum blonde which is pretty hawt !

lol
hope i helped
Lisaleilani

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The only reason i'm up now is because i can never fall asleep! if u help me with this i will give u a five!
i think this is urgent so please answer asap!

Here are some simple tips to get a better night's sleep:

1. If possible, go to bed and wake up at the same time each day.

2. Avoid carrying activities such as eating and working in your bed.

3. Avoid strenuous activity two hours prior to going to bed.

4. Avoid caffeinated beverages in the evening. Some people may have the same reaction with drinks with concentrated sweets, or alcohol.

5. Avoid eating heavy meals at least two hours prior to going to sleep.


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lisaleilani

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hey well I'm going to go on a diet and I dont really know what type of foods to get for when I go to the grocery store. Any ideas?

VITAMINS
Vitamin A
Vitamin B1
Vitamin B2
Vitamin B3
Vitamin B5
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B12
Choline
Inositol
Folate
Biotin
Vitamin C
Vitamin D
Vitamin E
MINERALS
Calcium
Chromium
Copper
Iodine
Iron
Magnesium
Manganese
Molybdenum
Phosphorus
Potassium
Selenium
Zinc
PULSES
Pulses/Legumes
Adzuki Beans
Black Eyed Beans
Garbanzo
Kidney Beans
Lentils
Lima Beans
Navy Beans
NUTS/SEEDS
Almonds
Brazil Nuts
Cashew Nuts
Flax Seeds
Flaxseed Oil
Peanuts
Pistachio Nuts
Pumpkin Seeds
Walnuts VEGETABLES
Artichokes
Asparagus
Avocado
Alfalfa
Beetroot
Brassicas
Broccoli
Brussels Sprouts
Cabbage
Carrots
Cauliflower
Collard Greens
Corn
Fennel
Garlic
Kale
Leeks
Lettuce
Mushrooms
Onions
Parsnips
Peppers (green)
Peppers (red)
Peppers (yellow)
Potatoes
Spinach
Squash,Pumpkin
Sweet Potatoes
Tomatoes
Turnips
Watercress
Zucchini,Courgette
SOYA
Soybeans
Miso
Shoyu
Soybeans
Soybean Curd
Tahini
Tamari
Tempeh
Tofu
SEAWEED
Arame
Hijiki
Kombu
Nori
Wakame FRUIT
Apples
Apricots
Bananas
Blackberries
Blackcurrants
Blueberries
Cherries
Citrus Fruits
Cranberries
Dates
Dried fruit
Figs
Guavas
Grapefruit
Grapes
Kiwi-fruit
Lemons
Limes
Mangos
Melons
Nectarines
Oranges
Pears
Pineapple
Plums
Prunes
Raisins
Raspberries
Redcurrants
Strawberries
Tangerines
OTHER FOODS
Quinoa
Buckwheat
Soba Noodles
Columbus Eggs
Jasmine Tea
_______________________________________________

Fresh Vegetables
Lettuce Other Greens Cucumbers Carrots
Asparagus Zucchini Radishes Tomatoes
Green Beans Onions Green Onions Peppers
Cauliflower Broccoli Peas Celery
Potatoes Corn Sweet Potatoes Squash
Other Vegetables:
___________________ ___________________ ___________________



Fresh Fruits
Bananas Apples Oranges Pears
Peaches Nectarines Grapefruit Berries
Other Fruits:
___________________ ___________________ ___________________



Frozen Foods
Green Beans Peas Mixed Vegetables Carrots
Chicken Breasts Fruit Juice Bars Blueberries Corn
Fish Fillets Low Fat Beef Patties Vegetarian Burgers Shrimp
Other Frozen Foods:




Canned Foods
Black Beans Tomatoes Marinara Sauce Tuna
Salmon Pinto Beans White Beans Pineapples
Other Canned Foods:



Meats
Lean Hamburger Pork Chops Steaks Fish
Shell Fish Chicken Turkey Ham
Other Meats:


Grains and Cereals
Whole Grain Bread Whole Grain Pasta Whole Grain Cereals Oatmeal
Other Grains:



Beverages
100% Fruit Juice Sparkling Water Tomato Juice Herb Tea
Other Beverages:




Dairy and Eggs
Low Fat Sour Cream Low Fat Milk Cheddar Cheese Butter
Low Fat Cream Cheese Colby Cheese Mozzerella Cheese Yogurt
Other Dairy:


Miscellaneous Items
Herbs and Spices Sesame Oil Low Fat Dressings Mustard
Low Fat Mayonaise Honey Low Sodium Soy Sauce Walnuts
Pumpkin Seeds Mixed Nuts Walnuts Pecans
Flax Seeds Olive Oil Walnut Oil Garlic





hope i helped lisaleilani !

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I've been searching everywhere to find the bathing suit that I want. I cannot find it anywhere. I'm looking for a plain black string bikini and absolutely no stores have it! If you guys know of any stores where I could find one I'd appreciate it. I rate 5's! Thanks so much in advance.

tj maxx
target
walmart
pacsun or pacsun.com
macys
jc pennys
alloy Online alloy.com
Delias online Delias.com

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lisaleilani

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okay, so i wanna highlight my hair. i usually go and get it done, but i wanna do it myself this time. however, i dont really have the time to go out and buy stuff for it right now. so does any one know, stuff at home that i could use and how to hi-light it, and not make it look like crap?!

i will rate 5's to any one who helps!

xoxo ♥ Brittany

thanks guys~!

ok so here are some sights i dont know who to do them the right way soo you will have to copy and paste ...srry lol

http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/hair-highlights.html

http://www.2hairstyles.com/colorgalore.shtml

http://www.bosshair.com/tips.highlight.hair.htm

http://www.beautynet.co.za/default.asp?id=471&catid=51

hope i helped !
Lisaleilani

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ok there is this really good and i dont know how it is by or what it is called because i usually dont listen to that kinda music but the words go:

you wanna know more more more about me
im the girl whos kicking the coke machiane
im the ones thats honking at you 'cause i left late agian
hey hey hey
could you see i want you by the way i push you away
yea
dont judge me tomorrow sumthing sumthing really fast

hey hey get tangled up in me


if you need more of the song just tell me!!

tangeled up in me by skye sweetnam

here are the lyrics !


http://www.lyricstop.com/t/tangledupinme-skyesweetnam.html

◊ LisaLeilani

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Does anybody know if Laney was adopted like you know in eminems songs. i know that halyey is his real kid but what about laney? i know its kind of a dumb question but i dont need to know that thank you! peace.xox

its his neice but i thought he only had a younger half brother.... well anywayz shes his neice

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Hey I was wondering, on my myspace, whenever I press "Enter" for a new line on my about me, It doesnt go to a new line...like I want it to be like this...

Example

Example

Example.....

but it ends up normal like
Example Example....

Could you tell me if there are any codes to make this stop? Plz n thanks...I'll rate ya

with out the periods
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LisaLeilani

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I need a site that has `Do it for the kids` by Velvet Revolver..It needs to be a code so it will play in my myspace.

do you mean like a real song rite ?@?!?!
cause those other ones are crappy made up on like a freaking keyboard lol
try urbnmix.net

musicvideocodes.com

musicfeet.com

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when do people usually start babysitting.. and how much do they usually get in an hour??

usually around 12 or older

charge depends on what kind of area you live in like if you live in the Gettos then like 5 dollars and hour if you live in a rich neighborhood you can charge up to 15 dollars but io say the safest bet is around 6-7 dollars. thats what i chare and i also get a fat tip ! :P

lol hope i helped

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does anybody know the title and the band that play the song that goes

"i'm a bitch i'm a lover, i'm a child i'm a mother, i'm a saint i'm a sinner..."
thank you

Alanis Morisette- Im A Bitch

Lyrics !!

http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/207313/Alanis_Morisette_-_Zacce/Im_a_bitch/



Hope i Helped
LisaLeilani

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