about

just ask me anything... ill answer honestly

ill write more in here later... cuz this program is ffed up but i need help with some stuffers

advice

I get embarassed so easily!! I can't help it. Then I think over about what I did all night and I'm even more embarassed!! HOw can I stop this??

smoke some weed it will mellow you out...

just joking weed is wrong. just member that no one give a shit whether you mess up or not... not worry about it

[view]

what are some things that turn a guy on? i need alot of details plz!

eat lots of garlic and gain 5 pounds... guys like girls with a little meat on their bones

and for good luck... put shaky cheese all over yourself for good luck

[view]

does anyone know a good foundation/coverup that helps control oily skin? like covers it up or prevents it from being oily?? and a powder that does the same? because i have oily skin and its embarrassing when all my make up is over taken by oil yuck! thanks!!

buy some onion rings and smear them on your face and let it sit... for best results leave it on! also washing your face too much makes your skin oily.... only wash 2 times a week ( tops)
hope i helped

[view]

what do you get if you mix a apple with snapple

ur mom

[view]

could someone give me a screen name for aim that has to do with summer?

how about christineisasunburnedbitch???

hey babe its la... i saw ur new sn and ur question and basically put two and two together

nice sn :-)

[view]

How do you get guys to notice you without making a complete fool of yourself?

all guys r different

die your hair purple... youll be bound to get people attention

[view]

I am 15/f and I haven't had a crush in 2 years! Lately, I've been thinking, and I don't know if I am bi or straight! I want to be straight ..because everyone else is..and because it seems like the right way to live..but then my mind tells me that I could be bi..I am sooo CONFUSED! I really don't know what to do because I can't tell anyone! I mostly have girl-friends but I've never been attracted to any of them..sometime's I look at their butts and boobs..(but isn't that a normal thing that girls usually notice about eachother??) I am attracted to guys..sometimes when I saw a hot guy, I stare and tell my friends "Wow he's hot!" I'd like to think I'm straight but my mind keeps telling me I'm bi! I'm so confused!

heres wut u do... go f a girl and then f a guy.... you you liked both than ur bi

[view]

For school I have to dress up in 1960s fashion. I dont really know what they wore though, I dont know to do somthing 70s by mistake..

I was thinking of a tye dye shirt...

Are those big brigh earrings 60s?

any ideas? :) i want to get into it hahh!

wear a big silver metallic space suit... thats totally sixties

[view]

I got a couple bleach spots on my FAVORITE pants. Not only are they my favorite pants, they're like the only ones I own that actually fit me and they weren't that cheap either! Is there anything I can do to them to either get the bleach spot to go away, or a way I can "ware" them so that it looks as though they were made that way? I don't like the whole staining in coffee or tea thing so that's completely out of the question. But is there anything else I can do to bring my pants back to life? =( Thanks.

no you already killed them

[view]

I got a really bad hair-cut today, & its really short, I normally have very long hair, but now its really short... how can I grow out my hair as fast as possibul? & how long will it take? it dosen't have to be a day or something, but I'm going to some kind of beach thing in 2 weeks & I'm seeing a cosin in California a week after that, so I want to look good

14/M

put some shaky cheese on it... youll have hippie hair in no time

[view]

heyy, i'm taller than my b/f, hes 4'11 and im 5'0.. I hate wrestling with him cuz every time I go near him he gets into the feidle position and goes 'oh crapp' I weigh 90 pounds and im 13, so im not overweight at all.. But how do I stop making my boyfriend scared of me!

fear is healthy in a relationshit... the only way to get boys to obey is for them to fear you

[view]

ive been sad for a while and i just want to be happy again but i dont know how? isnt that sad to hear. i dont know why i am sad and i cant seem to figure it out. it might be that i relized everything i want gets messed up soo therefore i never get what i want. my friends try to help me out and it seems to work but once i leave them im sad again. Also i have fun times its not like im always sad its just after i have fun i get more sad then i was before. has anyone felt this way....and do u have any advice to help me feel like my old self?
thank you so much to those whose have advice for me!

Im on prozac.... why dont you go to the candy store and buy some? oh yea and vodka works too! oh what the hell... why dont you just go with both!?? :-D

no but seriously you should see a doctor you could be depressed.

[view]

my plant, gromie, just winked at me. it kidna scares me. i am really upset with his behaviors! what should i say to my naughty naughty venus fly trap? should i tell him to be a good boy, or just ignore the cute little guy?

your sped. go to hell

[view]

please can you help, how can I get more flowers on my wisteria next spring, I have a purple sinesis variety, very long plumes thanks.

im a bit late but oh well... pour some shaky cheese on it :-)

[view]

I want to plant nice flowers in my backyard does anyone know some mystical flowers i can plant im really spirtual and plant like.

try going to your local plant shop and buying a plant from Uranus ;-)

[view]

I've always had this question. If you put a plant in a microwave will it grow larger or faster?

dont ask us... why dont you try it and find out ?

U are a ffing dumbass

[view]

Hi, I have this problem...

I get angry really easily. I think it’s because I don’t really like people in general. When I’m around a person, I feel disgusted. I don’t really know what’s wrong with me, but getting angry over everything is causing problems for me. I almost attacked my gym teacher the other day and I’ve had random urges, just to hurt people. Is there a way I can keep myself from getting angry over everything? Hearing someone’s voice can sometimes set me off too.

if you dont like people why dont u go live in the woods?

[view]

hey, i just had surgery on my hand and now i need to wear this splint for a month. the thing is that it doesnt protect my fingers. does anyone know a way to prevent my fingers from getting hit and broken? thanks a bunch!

wrap your arm in saran wrap... or cutting it off works too

[view]

Guys i need your opinion....what do you find most attractive about a girl??
thanks

fat girls

[view]

I have big and boring dark brown eyes..I don't like them at all..I want to enhance them in some way. What should I do..and what colors should I use? Also..how do you acheieve "soft/shy/pretty" eyes?

dont diss brown eyes... i have brown eyes!!!! just were a ton of eyeliner... it makes u look like u just woke up and dont give a shit ( like me :-))

[view]

<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
eXTReMe Tracker