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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

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i know a lot of people go to sleepaway summer camps for like the entire summer and just love it. well i have never been to one and i definitely dont think i would want to go all summer. but i really want a way to get out there and meet new people, make more friends and have fun. are there any sleep away camps like this that only go for a short period of time? like maybe a week or 2? i want to go but i am kind of shy at first and im not too good at talking to new people, so i think i would try to convince a friend of mine to go with me. do you think it would be a good idea? and any other suggestions, thanks

hey, well im not sure of any sleepaway summer camps that are only two weeks long. you said that you know friends who went to sleepaway summer camps and just loved it. even if they are more than two weeks long, ask them about it. find out more information and ask them for more details. if it sounds like you would be interested, find out if they would be interested in going again with you. they probably already had friends in that same camp that they made from last summer, so thats a plus because she could introduce you and then you`ll already have friends. you can still make your own of course. also if worse comes to worse and you cant bear another minute of it, its not illegal to leave early and have your parents come and get you. if you get homesick, write letters and do care packages =].

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how do you potty train a guinea pig so that he / she
knows to go into the box to go to the bathroom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9IytrQ4y7w&mode=related&search=

like in that video

hey, i googled "how to potty train guinea pigs" for you and came up with this great link. it has a bunch of information on guinea pigs and also what they do and what exactly it means. there is also a section about potty training. ill copy and paste it here for you, but i really encourage you to check out the link.

Learning and training
It seems that guinea pigs learn mostly through repetition and association of cause-and-effect (which can also be thought of as classical conditioning, in psychological terminology). In particular, as with many animals, their zeal for learning is greatest when food is involved. All of this makes the guinea pig very trainable; they can learn to use a litter pan when outside the cage, and even come when their name is called. It takes a great deal of patience, and several sessions with your pet, but the potential is there.
To potty-train them, it's best to start by taking them out of the cage for only a few minutes at a time and letting them run around on the ground. Put them back in there cage, and wait for them to pee. After they do this, bring them back out. If you see your guinea pig get anxious on the floor, back into corners or perform other pre-toilet activities, put them back in their cage, and then reward them with a treat after they pee before letting them back out again. Eventually, they will get the idea that the cage is for peeing and the carpet is for playing.

Most guinea pigs learn quickly that the cage is a safe place, and as a general rule, they will litter in familiar territory. This does make potty training easier, provided you never let them establish a litter spot somewhere on the carpet in the corner of your room. If you opt to let them roam the house, or part of it, at will, it is inevitable that you will have a few accidents. Some well-placed litter pans can reduce, if not eliminate all of these.

Guinea pig poops, however, are harder to control, as they not only drop them at seemingly random times, but they also eat special, moist poops that are stored in a small sack inside their anus. These poops are essential to their health, but can be frustrating to owners, as they have no qualms about stopping whatever they are doing, wherever they happen to be, to reach down and eat a poop. And in doing so, they may eat half, and drop the rest where they are standing, which might very well be in the middle of your carpet.

http://www.aracnet.com/~seagull/Guineas/behavior.html

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um. okay well i used to be friends with these four
girls & this one guy & we were like best friends &
we had a group name.
& the guy left us cause one of the four girls had
a crush on him & he started hating all of us.
so like we screwed him. but then, the other four
girls started hanging out... without me & made a
new stupid group name which is even more homo
than the first one...

i am friends with two of the girls, but the other two
are just plain weird now. like i don't want to talk
to them. should i ask the two girls what's going on
and why they made a new group without me? or
just leave then & let them do what they want?

if you were me, would you care? would you be
mad? let me lay it out

girl one - used to be my BEST friend, but ditched me & became bff with girl two.
girl two - used to be my 2nd bff, but became bff with girl one.
girls three & four are still my friends. should i ask either girl three or four what's going on?

thanks! i just need some advice on how i'm handling the situation

hey, well i think that you should definately talk with either girl three or girl four. i would actually confront both of them. dont confront the two of them together tho, because then they wont form there own opinions and may copy each others answers. its always good to let your friends know how your feeling and how there actions are affecting you and how they may not even know that they are hurting you. if they just sort of laugh it off or blow you off, they arent worth it. sure, they might have been your best buds at one point, but if there not catering to your feelings now, there not worth it. join clubs or sports teams and get involved. that way you can meet other people with the same interests as you. have other friends or cousins or relatives introduce you to new people. dont be a sterotyper. just because someone dresses "prep" doesnt mean that you should rule them off as a "weirdo" and then just decide right of the bat that you wouldnt want to become close to them because of the way that they dress or act. who knows -- under there popped collars and abercrombie clothes, they might be very loyal and a good friend. also another not to do is to not become close with someone because other people might a) make fun of you or b) not like you because you hang out with that person. first of all, you shouldnt care about what others think of you. you should only care about what makes you happy and if being yourself is hell for everyone else, then so be it. also, those people that make fun of you or give you trouble for hanging out with a certain person, there snobs. you shoudlnt even give them your time or the time of day. good luck =].

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Are there any cool crafts I can do with wool or something cheap. Something really nice looking and pretty easy to make? Like a photo frame...basically something VERY creative and simple...Anything?

hey, i googled "wool craft projects" for you and found one link.

http://www.craftbits.com/viewProject.do?projectID=1095


sure, its kinda lame, but who knows -- it could be fun! i would say giev it a shot!

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So I was on someone's xanga and I found all of these song lyrics/quotes and I've already searched google for most of them, and nothing helpful came up. So, I was wondering if any of you know?

she strikes a pose && she dies inside
nobody knows shes such a beautiful suicide

We scream our insecurities, but mutter our apologies. And that's why this world will always be so wrong.

When you feel like giving up, Just remember why you held on for so long

she was much too pretty and much too depressed. he saw the beauty and overlooked the mess

"I'm not cold," she says,
But she's shakin
As she's lying next to me naked.
Pulled the hair back from her face To let that smile heat this place.

It was cold.
Your hands were shaking,
& I stepped in front of you
just to wrap my arms around you
as I said, "Lets pretend winter isnt here."
As you buried your head in my shoulder, you said,
"Lets pretend the snow is the only thing falling fast."

Tear me off a piece of blanket. Keep me warm and
we can make it. Here's my heart I'll let you break it.
Touched your skin and I can't take it

do you ever just wish you could hear the sirens of the ambulance
wake up in the emergency room
and hear the doctors say she isn`t going to make it
just so you could find out who really care's about you

your lips, they pout and twist
and i die trying just to keep myself from kissing you

i wanted to tell her how beautiful she was
but i just stared
i sat behind the wheel and watched the raindrops
and i know i dont deserve this
the capacity to feel

Think of me as you undo her dress.
I hope you hear my voice as you kiss her neck.
& as lust is screaming for release,
I hope to God you're remembering me.

and her heart is still on the floor in pieces
and all she feels is pain
&& she doesnt know why, but she still loves life
she loves living and laughing and flirting and smiling
and crying because sometimes it even feels good to feel pain,
because at least you're feeling something
she loves her friends and defending them in tough times
and loves fighting with her enemies
just everything about living
and she’ll never know why

&& her heart is screaming
GiRL JUST GiVE iT UP
but she promises herself
that she wont

&& she thinks
no one will care
about her, as long
as the only thing
shes bleeding is
mascara...

yeah.
they talk about her.
she smiles like shes so tough
she says inside
"hey can you talk a little louder?
i dont think my heart is broken enough."

&& the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth

we're such a beautiful disaster
but the scene is breathtaking

there`s a song blaring in her
headphones, it reminds her
of a boy who used to care

So she painted on a smile, and learned how to pretend

i like dead end signs
i think they're kind,
they at least have the
decency to let you know
you're going nowhere

Lonely boy died today.
Hanging from a rope.
Pretty girl died today.
Overdose on dope.
Jock boy died today.
murder for a trend.
Tragic girl died today.
because of lack of friends

They say
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
Well i think the guns certainly help.
If you stood there and yelled, "BANG!",
I don't think you'd kill too many people...

Her eyes like shadows
dark and grey
Her lips like razors
without words to say
Her hands are cold
Not lively, nor warm
The heart she once had
now broken and torn

pretty little girl with long dark hair;
no one knows her secrets,
No one seems to care.

i want you to remember the feel of my hair .
and remember the scent of my perfume I always wear.
remember my laugh and how sweet our kisses used to be.
remember the way that you used to love me.

&& tonight she’s blasting her sad love songs
while crying herself to sleep because of him

Now I know you're not my fairytale
&& dreams are meant for sleeping

her tounge has all the BITE marks from all the things she NEVER said.


you say hello. inside im screaming i love you. you say goodnight.
in my mind im sleeping next to you. you drive away from my car crash of a heart

and he comes back to her, after all this time
and he asks her if she still loves him
and she bites her lip, holds back tears
and whispers to him that now, hes just another boy to her
and he turns around and walks away forever

hey, i agree with the other advicenator that these are just quotes. my friends profile actually has:

Think of me as you undo her dress.
I hope you hear my voice as you kiss her neck.
& as lust is screaming for release,
I hope to God you're remembering me.

in it and she said that its just a quote. i asked her myself. if your still not accepting the fact that these are quotes, get an xanga account. then ask the girls xanga who you found those on where they are from and what they are.

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I have a dick and I am 14 and I dont have sperm. At what age does sperm come out?

hey, sperms suppose to be in there already. you need to get that checked out. try jacking off and see if you cum. cum is the same as sperm, incase you didnt know.

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hi!my boyfriend and i have been going out for six weeks.i really like him.the problem is that we dont go to the same school and it is a 10minute drive to where he lives but i cant drive.we haven't even kissed yet we were going to but i had to mind my younger sister that day.i do want to kiss him but it is so hard to be able to meet him oh yeah it would be my first kiss aswell.now im worried about the kiss aswell.
it is such a mess.he has told me he loves me i didnt say it back because i dont what im feeling now.please give me advice i really need it.im a 13year old girl.

hey, well in the beginning of a relationship [ the first month or two ], you need to spend lots of time with your boyfriend. that way you can build up trust and learn to except and know that if you cant see him, he wont cheat on you. there must be ways to see each other and things to do. how about the movies, your house, his house, the park, anywhere. as for getting there, mom, dad, siblings, relatives, or bus. theres also walking.

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Yeah so I was masturbating and when I took it out, there was a tiny bit of red stuff on it. And then I had to pee so I went to the bathroom and it hurt really bad. Is something wrong? I'm really worried. Thanks. [By the way, I'm a female.]

hey, well that sometimes happens to me too. it especially happened to me when i first started doing it or when my boyfriend first started doing it to me. its just that your not used to having something in there, so the bodys reaction is to bleed a little. the more that you do it, the less it will happen. if you have been doing it for a long time, you probably went deeper than usual and therefore that area and depth isnt used to having something in there so it will bleed a bit. having to pee afterwards is normal. it happens to everyone.

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is there anyway of loosing weight fast? any tips of what? im 5'3 and like 133 and i kind of want to loose some weight for the summer. thanks!!

hey, well my doctor said that at 5`0 your suppose to be 100 pounds. from there on, you add 5 pounds every time that you go up in height. examples: 5`1 = 105, 5`2 = 110, and 5`3 = 115. according to my doctor, your perfect weight is 115 pounds. you only have to loose about 20 pounds. join a gym with a friend or relative. dont join by yourself, you wont be motivated as much as you would be by trying to compete with the person you go with. eat healthly also. good portions are key.

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my friends is a hypocrite he says he doesn't like people judging then on the bands they listen to but he rags on my for listening to Panic at the disco he says that relationships arent everything but he will then get rele upset and detached if he is reject he says that he is dedicated but tehn he will slack off in a orject leaving all the work for me
now i have only known him for 6 months but we r like buddies but this is rele pissing me off but it like i feel kinda weird tellin him " You are a hypocrite" what should i do ?
15 f if this makes a difference

hey, i think that you should nicely tell him to practice what he preaches. basically what i mean by that is, tell him that you always tell me to not judge people by the music that they listen to, take your own advice. say it in a nice and clever way.

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my best friendm, who i'll call... carly, is about the bestest friend i have ever had since 2nd grade. the problem is, carly has this new friend (shez not a new student) named janis. janis is horrible. she acts very conceited when she hangs w/ me and my cliquey friendz. i act conceited around them too, but i do it playfully and not totally seriously like i do. carly is always hanging out with janis and i can't stand it. i tried opening up, but all she does is fill in my spot like it wouldnt matter if i wasnt even there. it gets me really mad, and i control it. recently, janis guessed to carly that i didnt like her and carly told janis everything that i'm saying now (which i told her). now janis knows that i hate her and gets all up in my face like shez trying to be gangsta or something to a group of totally preppy people. AND, for the icing on the cake, she isnt even good-looking, which kinda matters to me especially when she acts like she is the most gorgeous person in the friggin world, which is like calling a lion a mouse. help please!

hey, well i know that girls are bitches and are very hard to get through to, especially when there concieted and cliquey. the way i look at it, mean girls is a perfect example. the first thing i would try to do is make a burn book and get your anger out. im not saying literally make a burn book, im just saying that getting your anger out on paper is good. get yourself more involved with everyone in your group, except janis. slowly start leaving her out and excluding her. give her a taste of her own medicine -- ya know? if all else fails, have one of those group confession meetings like on mean girls. not so drastic, like the falling and everything -- just somehting little and nice. its corny, but it works =].

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So about 1 year ago my face was acne free and had no acne marks...I didn't have the slightest clue what was an acne mark. Now I've gotten a bit of them on my forehead. It's the fact of all the extra cirricular activities i do. How can I get rid of them. I'm using this visibly even thing by neutrogena...and it's helped a bit but not removed their appearance. What can i use to get them gone?

hey, proactive works miracles. its a little expensive, but way worth it = ].

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alright a couple days ago my friend came with me and my mom said she can live with us because she has no home and her dad abuses her and kicked her out
well she was living with her friend and she didn't want to live there anymore because they were about to kick her out anyways so she came over my house to live with me and her dad called the cops and reported her as a runaway
the cops tracked me down with my phone and they took her to westcare which is like a child haven and they said if her dad doesn't want her then they'll call my mom to come get her and have her dad sign the papers so she can be the foster parent of her.
shes like my best friend and they still havent' called
she told me that she hates it there and shes miserable and she wants me to come get her today
I don't know if they'll give her over to my mom so I have to go there today with her to go get my friend I really have to.
help please.

hey, i dont get what your asking? inbox me?

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I don't want babies or anything and I don't want to tell my mom im having sex or anything
so how can I get birthcontrol?

hey, go to http://www.plannedparenthood.org/ and look up some info. they will probably be able to help you wiht that.

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Margie (a coworker) gives me really terrible advice. Marjorie lives and works about an hour from me (we work for the same company but different locations). We mostly talk on the phone but got together three times. Any way I was telling Marjorie that in the department I work in the manager frowns if one goes next door to get something to eat or drink when it isnt your lunch hour and the coworkers in my department decided we may chip in & buy a coffee maker. Marjorie said Oh I think you should just buy one for yourself and if the people you work with start in with you that they want to make coffee from your coffee maker you should tell them well I have to check with the big boss. (Why would I do that. That is a good way to alienate all of my coworkers who I like). Marjorie has given me bad advice in the past. For example: when my former boss from the same company wanted me to quit because he wanted his old secretary to come back tried to make my life a living hell, and in addition to making my life a living hell the exboss told me that either my job would go part-time or downsized. I told Marjorie and she said to me oh you should ask him when your last day is. (Could you imagine if I asked him that is like saying ok i am ready to be fired). My question: What do you think of Marjorie and her advice?

hey, i think that her advice is very bad. it seems like shes trying to make you make bad decsisions. it kind of weird actually. normally friends would want the best for you.

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i'm going to a club tomorrow night with my friends and yesterday and the day before i had a lacrosse game and i went all out and now i have a bruise on the side of my left eye (not swollen) and an open cut right on my nose that will turn into a scab by tmrw night. what make up should i use to cover this up? thanks! and also please don't say you're going to a club, it will be dark no one will see! well we take lots of pictures before the club and at the club with the flash ON lol so please helppp

hey, well i like maybelline cover up. also get maybelline bronzer.

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okay, so normally i forget to take my eyeliner/ mascara off my eyes when i go to sleep. so i just go over it in the morning if im not showering.


is this bad? is it dangerous to my eyes??

thanks!

hey, yes its bad for your eyes. you could get an eye infection easily. also its bad for your skin. if you leave any type of coverup on your face when you sleep, your pores clog. pores clogging lead to acne and blemishes. make it a point to not forget to remove your makeup before you sleep. its okay to sometimes forget, but for the most part take it off.

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My little sister is 10. She got her perod when she was 9. She is a pretty big slu* and she had sex 8 monthes ago. So know she is 10 and 8 months pregnant. I would like to know if their is any way she can get an abortion. My mom and dad will be back from their 6 month trip to Paris in 2 weeks and they can't see her pregnant or she will be put up for adoption or something please help, she may not be able to make it through child birth!

hey, well your going to have the face the facts and tell your parents when they get back. its your fault for not doing anything about it sooner, unless you just found out about it recently. you need to take her to the doctors, get her tested for STDS, and ask them what you can do about it ASAP. also you need to have a talk with your sister about her actions and how there not good, especially for a ten year old. hear her out tho. see her side of the story and her reasoning for doing what she does. dont block her out when she speaks and really listen to her.

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hey thanx for the previous advise. the problem is i cant really stay away from him because he is one of my best friends. i see him everyday and my friends are all his friends. we all hang out together. if i start avoiding him he wll think something is up, like i am mad at him or something. and then he will ask me if i am mad at him and i dont know but it will be weird. he is in my classes too. afterschool we walk together. well i walk with him to where he gets picked up and then walk back. its kind of pathetic on my part. but he doesnt know i like him at all so its not like awkward. just the other day i had to leave early and he didnt want me to go he wanted me to wait with him. i cant help getting mixed signals from him even though deep down i know he doesnt like me. thanx for reading all of this.

hey, alright so im guessing that you cant handle being just friends with him. the whole point of not talking to him, is strictly not talking to him no matter how many times a day you see him. dont just stop talking to him all together out of no where, you need to have a talk with him first. explain to him that you really like him and have strong feelings for him and that if you cant have him, than you cant talk to him anymore. let him know that you cant handle being just friends and by talking to his as friends your teasing yourself. its the best for you if you cant just stay just friends wiht him.

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Hi, i need help on gettin' a boy to like me. he's really hot, i tried everything. diff. hair styles, makeovers, fashions, everything! can u tell me somethin' different? thanks

hey, well the only person you should be impressing is yourself. you need to stay true to yourself and if the truth is that he doesnt like you, than so be it, hes missing out on a great girl. one day your going to find a guy who loves every little detail about you and its going to feel great. just wait it out, trust me.

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