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is that you in the pix or are u just ugly? (link)
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Oh, ouch, jesus. Considering the fact that you can't spell "picture" and you've obviously never seen "Fantasy Island" I don't think im really going to take your uninstigated insult to heart.
I'll have you know that I am not ugly, but I am no where near as sexy as Tattoo.
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ok i am i guess still dating this guy named david that lives in the uk but i live in the states way way far away and i kinda cheated on him with this girl that lives here should i dump him or not and if i dump him he haz wasted alot of time and EFFORT on me he even told hiz friends there that he was gay just sooo he could be with me i would appreciate it if u give me good answers and i also rate high for them soooo thank you lots P.S. and if u couldent tell i am a bi guy that lives in okla that (link)
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You probably ruined his life already. You might as well marry the poor man.
You prick.
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ok...so i've been wanting to get this puppy for SOO LONG! i'm fed up with my mom saying no and yelling at me for it. How are some ways i could get my mom to let me get this dog? I know how to take care of it because i take better care of my cousins dog than he does...but my mom doesnt let me do anything. i do everything for her. i take care of my cat, sister, i clean the house. i let her go out on weekends with her boyfriend while i have to stay home and watch my sister. i compromise with her. i do everything for her and she cant even let me get this dog! how could i get her to get it? (link)
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You could use a gun.
Or a knife.
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okay here i'll start from the beginning..me and this one guy named austin went out at the beginning of the school year in like october and then i broke up with him but then i've liked him ever since i just can't get over him..and then i went out with this other guy travis to see if i could get over austin..but i liked travis a lot so i tried to get over austin but i can't..so then i broke up with travis and i STILL really really like austin and austin likes me to and so does travis and i told travis that i only wanted a break and MAYBE we could get back together later..but austin is gonna ask me out and i mean i want to go out with him but i'm not 100% sure because every time i go out with him i feel like we seem like we're going out when we're just friends but he's moving to a different school district but i'd still get to see him cause of gymnastics..but travis i think would get mad to..but here i want to go out with him..but i'm not 100% sure on it..what should i do?? help me please!! i'll rate high i promise! (link)
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You set yourself up, now this Travis characters probably going to decapitate you or something for being a bitch.
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ok my teeth arnt white.. ive used crest whitening strips before, but my teeth are very sensitive and it hurts them. what else helps get your teeth white besides buying stuff in the store or going to the dentsist?? thanksss!!!! (link)
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If you have bleach around...
Check to make sure it has the "WARNING - POISON" label on it. If it does, swish it around in your mouth, if you touch ANYTHING in your mouth other than your teeth, if you do swallow it quick and try again until you can't anymore.
No one cares if your teeth are white when you are dead.
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my boyfriend asked me to have sex with him and i dont want to but i dont know how to let him down easily.. what do u suggest i tell him ? (link)
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"Hey, im not going to have sex with you. Im not ready."
Or if thats a lie.
"Hey, im not going to have sex with you. I hear you are terrible in bed."
If thats a lie also - just bend that sentence with the excuse that fits.
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I'm moving soon and I want to give something to my friends to remember me by, like pictures and stuff. Do any of you have any ideas? Thanks. (link)
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You could... give them like... pictures and stuff.
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Today my boyfriend was kidding around saying that I (as in me) is going to start taking away kisses evreytime he swears (i always tell him not too) so i told him that i am taking them away, What is a cute tease of a kiss (just lips)!?!?? Like pulling away? Tehehe
%@#HSCHEER#@% (link)
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I is.
Tehehe
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what are some fun things to do with your boyfriend for a very small price? thanks (link)
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Casual Sex
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what velocity? (link)
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What velocity do I hope you fall at as you kick the chair out from underneath your feet?
Or the definition?
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anyone know any good movies? rated pg13 AND UP EVEN RATED R (link)
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Adaptation
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Clockwork Orange
Dr. Strangelove
Full Metal Jacket
Clerks
Chasing Amy
The Big Lebowski
Equilibrium
Donnie Darko
The Crow
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill Vol 1
Kill Bill Vol 2
Natural Born Killers
Fight Club
Orange County
Elephant
Enjoy.
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hey you guys for summer school i have to take a poll of peoples favorite songs! so can you post ur favorite thanks (link)
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St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast by Frank Zappa
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OMG I can't get the damn Ketchup Out of the bottle it is so depressing....What should i do
P.s I am the same one who posted the trix question but it really bothers me!! (link)
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I like you.
You are fairly open with being idiotic in public and you don't get indignant when people try to respond in the same fashion.
Cut the top off the ketchup bottle then dig inside.
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Can i buy a bunny a just feed it trix ?? will i feel better maybe all of us here should try (link)
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If the bunny chokes and dies because of the trix, im calling PETA on you.
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Hey u guyz im a prep and i love punk so what are some good prep/punk songs?? (link)
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Why bother listening to any music? Odds are the self inflicted shotgun blast to the head is going to rupture your ear drums.
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why are ALL BOYS heartbreakers? (link)
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Hmm... I've never broken a heart before. I always thought it was a little too fleshy to snap.
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why do guys just look at your body and not your personality! i mean i know looks matter but still! why? im curious! (link)
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Why do you view guys as all having the same opinion?
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ok me andmyb/f were in his pool and he stuck it in me for like 3 min but ti kept comin out(in those 3 min) and he said nothing came out of him ....we didnt use protection, wat is the chance of me gettin pregnamt??????? (link)
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HARLOT!
VILE DECIETFUL WHORE!
Yes, you may still get pregnant.
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It really bothers me that those damn kids won't give that nice bunny any trix...i mean u are suppoused to share right....gosh that is so mean...what should i do to get over it? (link)
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hmm... Petition? Anyone who wants to make sure that the bunny gets his trix, call this number to report the abuse.
757-622-7382
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ok heres the thing. im a christain and i pray to god when ever i can, but i always tend to block god out of my life when im happy. i only pray to him when im sad. i want to spend more time with god when im happy, but to tell you the truth...i dont really know what to say....HELP ME PLEASE! (link)
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I don't know which is worse, the people that pretend to know a lot about a thing that does not exist, or those so arrogant as to assume that they are instantly right because there is no proof supporting the others claims.
Pray whenever the hell you feel like it. Its your religion and your choices. You don't know what to say - make it up, whatever. Say nothing at all, it may very well make no difference.
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