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i am like cluless i dont no anything can you tell me what like handjob and a whole bunch of other things mean please!
thanks a bunch!
x---o (link)
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Main Entry: hand-job
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: an act of masturbation, usu. done by one person on another
Usage: slang
temerarious \tem-uh-RAIR-ee-uhs\, adjective:
Recklessly or presumptuously daring; rash.
sub·or·di·nate, (s-bôrdn-t)adjective:
1. Belonging to a lower or inferior class or rank; secondary.
2. Subject to the authority or control of another.
syn·o·nym (sn-nm) noun:
1.A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language.
2.A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for another.
3.Biology. A scientific name of an organism or of a taxonomic group that has been superseded by another name at the same rank.
Bill Cosby
Comedian who should be cloned; comedian who should be recognized as a national treasure; not a racist, but a compassionate person who is a good role model.
bamboo
rolling paper and or zig zags
ignorance
Together with prejudice, the currency of the modern world
Enjoy.
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ok i am 13 and a gurl and i play foot ball, i am always tesed and i never get a date with a guy my age because they think i am a guy girl.....but what they dont under stand is that i love to play foot ball...BUT I AM STILL A GIRL!! so if i wear a skirt to school i always get tesed on how i cant tackle in that and that i am gettin to girly to play the sport that i love...so tell me how can i tell these guys that i am still a gurl even though i could kick there ass if i wanted?
~lonely~ (link)
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Tell them you are a dyke, then they will stop bothering you.
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my firends, family, just people that i am around always ask me if i cut myself since i have cuts down my arm. i need to give them a good reason for why i have these cuts. theyre actaully old scars from a while ago but they relly refuse to believe that. can u plez give me...escuses(i dno wut else to call them) of why i might have these marks?
plez no smart ass answers,
ill rate 5s for anything that isnt (link)
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Tell them that your english teacher beat you with a ruler for all the spelling errors you make.
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well..i rele like this guy..who happens 2 b my x..nd i kno he likes me bak..alot! but i think were both still alittle shy 2 go bak out..any suggestions? (link)
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Ask him to teach you to spell, then you can slowly slide into a relationship.
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Whats the best way for a guy to masturbate? (that doesnt involve buying anything) (link)
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Is it just me, or am I the first male to respond to this question?
Get a large glass of freezing cold iced tea.
Heat up some oil.
Use the intensely warm oil as lubricant.
And when you are about to hit orgasm pour the iced tea all over yourself.
Thats stuff that should be just laying around your house.
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theres this guy whos gonna ask me out on valentines day hes going to give me a rose and bear and a kiss. what shuld i do and what should i wear? (link)
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Hold on... Let me think.
You only have a little over 200 days left! Thats only a little over 1/2 of a year!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, what to wear?
Some guys asking you out 1/2 of a year from now, and you are concerned as to what to wear?
Ask again, maybe, 6 months from now?
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Hmm, this is kind of random, but I'm not sure what CD I should buy next. I like classic rock mainly, like Pink Floyd.
Any ideas? (link)
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I find it funny how you say you like Pink Floyd - yet people suggest a bunch of alternative, metal and such. Floyd is a rockish-psychadellia folks.
I strongly recommend that you check out The Alan Parsons Project, its quite similar to Floyd - they are pre-floyd, and they produced Dark Side of the Moon.
If you like Floyd you will probably like it.
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Well this is my senior year in high school.
Me and my friends want to leave behind somethig that everyone could talk about.
You see our school has not had a senior prank (well not a good one) for about 5/6 years.
I mean I have some good ideas but I need more.
If you could pls help (link)
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Release three greased pigs in the school and write on the sides of them.
#1, #2, #4
Release a couple hundred goldfish in the swimming pool (provided you have one) before a large swim meet.
The cow one is also good.
We have many lame pranks here, the "largest" prank this year was someone skinning rabbits and throwing the bloody hide in the doorways to all the bathrooms.
The #1, #2, #4 thing happened here though, thats one of the best pranks i've ever seen.
And if it was a few years ago, i'd take the rubber stampers that they have to put stamp the schools name (my school used them at least) on envelopes that they send grades home in and such and change it from
"School Name"
"Address"
"Blah Blah Blah"
To just read
"Ted Kaczynski"
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please dont give useless answers, this is a serious question, so if your answer will waste my time by reading it, please dont answer. thanks and now the question; How long do people averagely have sex for? Is an hour and a half too long? And one more question is it more protective if the guy wears 2 condoms? Thanks in advance to the people who actually answer this with good answers, and not ridiculous ones.
P.S. i will rate high. (link)
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I think fifteen minutes to half an hour is an unrealistic bottom to the chart.
Fifteen minutes may be good actually.
It takes nothing to get a guy off, just something tight, preferably wet.
There is no average. It all depends on the size of their foot and how long their right index finger is.
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Hey, ok first before I say anything I don't mean to sound conceded... but it's true. Ok, I'm pretty and popular, and like guys like me and stuff... it's just I'm kind of incicure about myself because I'm only a 32 A. I'm probably not going to get any bigger because my mom was a 34 A... so... it just makes me feel really small because most of my friends are starting to get big boobs... and it's not like my small boobs have stopped alot of guys from liking me or anything... it's just kind of depressing. And I want to get a boob job when I'm 16, but I'm kind of scared that something's going to go wrong... so... help!
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Hold on, I need to get my scoreboard out and mark another one down for "pretty and popular kids that lack personality so bad that they are willing to cut into their skin and shove foreign objects inside to impress people that aren't worth impressing".
Physical appearance is merely the shadow that follows behind personality. If anyone you connect with thinks any different, that person isn't worth getting into a relationship with - because he doesn't value you as a person, only an object of sexual desire.
And if you continue romantic relations with a person like this, then you are in fact a whore.
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I'm 14/f and I know I should be reading advanced books because I'm in 11th grade Honors english even though I'm a freshman. And, generally, I do. But a lot of the time I like to read books that are, well, sappy romance novels. Like the book version of soap operas. Big time guilty pleasure!!! I feel so guuuuuuuilty about it. It's like cheap candy, tasty to eat only not very nourishing, but it's a book. And since my family is big on reading "advanced literature" and my mom would freak out if she knew I was reading them, and I don't know whether it's ok for a person of my level of reading to be reading these!? I know it sounds like I'm being a snobby bitch that needs to be reassured of her own level but I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks a lot!!!!!
x0x0
♥ Lulu (link)
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You sound like a snobby bitch?
Your mom sounds like the snobby bitch.
"Advanced Reading Levels" nowadays are practically non-existant, with all the mediums that can deliver the same story, people no longer see the point in reading because they are lazy.
It should be enough for most people that you are reading at all.
Do your parents only watch significant new stories? Do they only read the significant articles in the newspaper? Do they only talk to seemingly intelligent people? Do they only watch significant movies?
If the answer to any of these questions is "no" then for them to mock or ridicule your choice of literature is pure hypocrisy.
Read whatever it is you want - just because you are capable of reading "11th grade level literature" (which nowadays is generally on par with a short article in Cosmopolitan) doesn't mean you can't read anything under that.
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My friend is trying to change the things i believe in. He's jewish and i'm christian. I'm scared i won't get into heaven if i believe anything he does. i really dont know what i'm doing or getting myself into. He's one of my closest friends but it's almost like he's threatening to not be my friend anymore if i dont believe what he does.
what do i do? (link)
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Don't be his friend.
Hes obviously a pushy bastard.
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I know this is like unrealistic but I needa make around $1,000 in about a month. How can I do it? What should I do? What are some good ideas? Thanks! (link)
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Sell black tar heroin.
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Ok, Im 14, turning 15 in March and ive had my period since i was 10. I was supposed to get my period last Tuesday and it hasnt come yet, but I have had discharge since then. Why is it delaying so bad? I havent had sex, but is there another way i couldve gotten pregnant? (link)
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Have you eaten any vegetables lately?
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Hello. I am 14 years old, and have secretly been cutting for 3 years. I have never told anybody before, but I am wondering if I should. Would it be in my best interest to get help?
I have a lot of trouble trusting people,though.
Any advice would be appreciated.
Thanks (link)
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Stop Cutting Yourself, you don't need to tell anyone, just don't cut yourself. Why you would want to start - is beyond me. Its a moronic thing, done by moronic people, and the only chance you have at salvation is stopping.
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i have this friend..hes 24 hes HUGE hes like 300 pounds..and 6'5..he got himself into a big drinking problem and he cant get out of it..the problem is that when hes drunk he wants to fight..and he owes $50,000 in medical bills and he wants to die..so he just drinks more..any help on wat i should do to try and help him?thankkks (link)
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When he starts to get buzzed give him bottled water and tell him its vodka.
At least he will save money.
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well alotta guys tell me they like me and think im cute but none of them ever ask me out on a date or somthing its really annoying and i dont know why any of them can just ask me...what am i doing wrong?!?! (link)
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They are confused as well.
If you want something to happen - make a move. Don't get upset when people can't read your mind.
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How much would it cost to get my maxima painted black? And how much would it cost to get a body kit installed and painted. (link)
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Friend of mine painted his Geo Prism black and it only cost him about $6 for the paint and 30 minutes of labor, which he didn't charge himself for.
The car looks 100x better.
Maybe you can pull something similar off.
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I don't understand what any of these things are. Head, pop a cherry, finger, "eat a girl out". I am not active but my mom is always talking about sex with my dad in little hints and I can't stand it without knowing. Can you help? You can also give me a site or something that tells you about it, if that is possible. (link)
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http://www.UrbanDictionary.com
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i downloaded iTunes but i dont have an iPod nor an account so how can i download the songs, not buy them ? (link)
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Im not sure - but I don't think it works that way. To get the licensing and stuff to distribute the music, they have to pay money, since they have to pay for it, I highly doubt they are willing to give it away.
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