Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.
I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.
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Gender: Male
Age: 18
AIM: bsphil101
Member Since: October 5, 2005
Answers: 287
Last Update: April 30, 2006
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i wanted to know if there are any side effects of depression pills like losing weight gaining weight drowsynesss any of that and also which different type of pills have what side effect?
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I'd bet there would be thousands of possible side effects, but you just have to hope that the side effects are better than the depression.
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For my English class, I'm supposed to select three current issues, and talk about each one. It's a research essay, where I'm going to need a quote for each issue as well.
The problem is...I'm not into current issues at all. I don't read the news, and I'm not properly educated. The examples she gave us were: racism, poverty, the war in Iraq, domestic or foreign terrorism, international relations, obesity, global warming, the national debt, ect). All of these political things, I would NOT be able to talk about. I know nothing about them. So I'm thinking of picking easier topics, such as racism...and maybe 2 others. I can think of Same-sex marriage and Abortion to write about, but I don't want to do either of those. Does any one have any other ideas on easy current issues that an uneducated person like me could write about? It doesn't have to be 'school appropriate' because I am out of high school and in college. I just have no idea what issues are going on in America, except for of course the war, but I don't want to write about that. Thank you very much for any suggestions. (link)
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I don't know, this probably never dawned on you, but have you ever thought that if you did a research essay on a topic you didn't know much about, that you would learn a lot more than something easier? Theoretically, you would get a lot more out of that essay.
I would say that you should write about something you know very little about. Then you wouldn't need to call yourself an uneducated person when it comes to that.
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okay well lately ive really had the urge to have a baby. im 16 and ive been watching kids and playing with my niece ( 2 1/2) and it really makes me want to have one. i dont want one for the sex or anything i just want it for the whole thing pregancy, birth baby everything and going around kids makes me want one more and more. what should i do? i dont live it a kind of neighbor hood where that is really acepted and my parents would kill me if i had a child but i want one so bad like you have no idea what do i do? its not like i can even control these urges they are there
its not like i want to i do but its like this urge that wont go away its all i cant think about. and watching my niece doesnt help it makes me want 1 of my own more.
i know i am emotional stable and if i did get pregnant my family would help me support this child but i know its not how i was raised and there arent alot of teen pregnancies in my more upscale neighborhood but i feel like i cant live without having a child
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Unless you want your future to end when you have a child at 16/17 years of age, you should really think about doing the following things before having a child:
-Finish high school
-Finish any kind of higher education (college, technical school, certificates and other qualifications, etc.)
-Find a career
-Hold a job in or related to that career
-Have enough financial freedom where you can live on your own without any help from your parents whatsoever
Once you can say you've done all that, THEN think about having children.
Having a child before graduating high school is a terrible idea. It's not even "shooting yourself in the foot," but more like "dismembering both of your feet at the shin."
I say this because my sister did something VERY similar. She even finished high school, but never made it to college because she got pregnant during the summer. She ended up having to marry. Lots of events have occured between then and now. How is she doing now?
She is a widow.
She has sold her house, and moved into multiple apartments over the course of a few years.
She has built up $15,000 in credit card debt.
She has left her two children alone with a babysitter for 5 days straight, which leads to the next point.
My parents are now the legal guardians of her two children.
Both of her kids are most likely going to be in slower classes for the rest of their lives because she was not around enough to nurture them when they were infants, and their brains did not develop as quickly as the average child, putting them a few years behind when they are only 5 and 3 years old.
She has been through many jobs, not being able to hold one for over 2 months.
She has been denied job positions from testing positive for cocaine in her system.
That being said, it's your life, so live how you please.
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I have been depressed and unemployed for two years, I try and help around the house and I write film scripts, hoping one day I will sell them and become a professional screenwriter, but lately I have got the feeling that my mother has just taken a dislike to me.
She is going through the change but when she is mad she gets personal with me and makes me feel like I am not normal.
Tonight we were talking about something and she said something quite silly and I said what planet are you living on and she replied "I am not living on the planet you live on- thank God" her tone was awful
This week she has also demeanded me and I don't know what to do. I feel ganged up on and isolated. I don't want to shed tears over it but I couldn't help it tonight (link)
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Let's start from the top.
How old are you? If you answered anything over 20, you should get a job. You must not have made the connection before. Your mom will be happy when you have a job.
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I joined here because I needed some advice on how to handle this situation.
I did not deserve such a lame reply from you, you stuck up prick.
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Good luck with your future endeavors.
BTW, I have no idea who you are or what your situation was.
Who is this? What was your question?
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i get really shy around guys. what can i do??
its probably because i went to a girls school. i'm 17/f. (link)
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Yeah that'll do it. Just try to get to know a few guys personally and hang out with them.
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'my parents are separated and i have experienced such unuttereable miseries- i even tried to kill myself. i think of myself as the damse in distress and my prince charming is ALWAYS AN OLD GUY. im a very popular girl amd this aatraction towards my physics tutor educational counsellors (all married and >60) and so many more people, has caused me painful shame and embarrassment in sooooooo many ways. i can't discuss this with my mum or anyone else (very orthodox family)I FEEL VERY ASHAMED AND ANGRY AT MYSELF- I FEEL LIKE A FREAK! can you help me understand what is wrong with me?
'sweet 16
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Well, I think you understand that you are a freak already, so what else do you want to hear? Essentially, you being attracted to 60 year old married men is the least of your problems.
You are probably so arrogant that you feel you can get any guy you want. I base that on your instinct to include this detail: "im a very popular girl"
You should write a song for Linkin Park about your unutterable miseries. I'm pretty sure whatever shit you think you have gone through is miniscule compared to real suffering that some people have to deal with.
You have personal tutors? So your family is rich. You are very popular. I'm sure your life really is terrible, what with all that freedom and money and support.
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does anyone know how i can burn the songs i download on limewire? (link)
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Get a CD burner and blank CDs. If you buy a CD burner it will most likely come with CD burning software. If your computer came with a CD burner, it already has CD burning software. These programs can burn CDs:
Nero
Windows Media Player
Easy CD Creator
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Okay, there's this guy Robert. Long story short, he's annoying. Well in math class he made me drop my stuff so I told him to pick it up and when he did he slammed it on my desk so I kinda smacked him in the side of the head and he smacked me back the same way. Now, I don't keep things from my boyfriend, so I told my boyfriend what he did. Now Justin (my boyfriend) wants to fight him for hitting me. I told Justin, "it's okay I hit him first," "it wasnt very hard anyways" whatever, but he doesn't care. Now Robert's pissing me off because he's up at the front of the room talking to my friend Bryce calling me a mother-f****** c***-sucking stupid lying ass b****. And when someone in class says "We don't screw everything in math" Robert goes "Christina screws everything." It's starting to piss me off and I don't know what I should do. I can't ignore it. Any help is greatly appreciated, thanks! (link)
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Usually you don't put "long story short" before a long story.
What, do you not have teachers in that school? Let your boyfriend fight him for god's sake, don't be a pussy about it.
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wat do you do when the one u love sent love you back!!!!!!
sighned confused person
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I don't understand the question. Sent "love you" back? What the fuck does that mean? Rewrite it again, use a goddamn spellchecker, ask an actual question (you know, with QUESTION MARKS), and MAYBE I'll think about answering it.
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ok, i just made out with my boyfriend for about an hour and now i have a little bump on my lower lip...its not red, but it hurts a little because my teeth are right by it... is because of us kissing for so long...(he was sucking, biting softly etc.) or something else maybe? hes a virgin still, hes only fingered a girl once...will rate 5's thnx! (link)
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Uh oh you got HERPES!!!!!!
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can you have a baby even without having your period yet? lol this is just one of those questions that I just was curious to know. Thanks! (link)
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There's a chance, but probably not. So that means you can have all the unprotected, 11 year old sex you want.
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ok.. i kno having sex is a big thing anme virginity is something i could neva get back my boyfriends and i have been goin out 4 2 yrs and the subject about us haveing sex came up about 2 months ago and hes not a virgin and im not either but i told him i was(long storyand weve been goin stedy and i love him ... uis 13 to young to have sex and is there any way he could find out im not a virgin...... (link)
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So you aren't a virgin, meaning you either cheated on him, or had sex when you were 11 years old or younger? Yes, that sounds a wee bit too young.
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whenever i talk to someone i cant really look at them in the eye and i look around.. what can i do so i can acutally LOOK at them in the eye when im talking to them? (link)
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Look at their face when you talk to them?
There's not much you can do about it. Try focusing between their eyes.
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What are some good ways to get guys? like things you can do...say...wear??? I mean (for guys) are there any things that girls can do that just like drive you crazy? i really want to make an impression! thanks! xoxo _..:~*i|rate*~:.._ (link)
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Get to know them personally.
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Have you ever died and woke up to think you are alive? (link)
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This morning, actually.
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ok so there's this boy and i really really like him. we had gone out a few times before but we broke up because he cheated on me, he told me he really liked me and wanted to go out with me again and promised he'd never do anything like that again and i actually beleive him (i dont beleive people who hurt me very often) he lives in a town close to mine but we only see eachother on friday nights and weekends. i went to a football game and he was hitting on one of my friends when i thought he really liked me, she's gorgous but i really want him to get to notice me again, i got mad at him and we were in kind of a fight but i couldnt stay mad at him and i kissed him at the end of the night and i think he may have started to like me again. How can i get him to like me? and is he worth it? i get soo jealous when he's with other girls.
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So he has a history of lying to you and cheating on you, but you still want to go out with him? What's wrong with you women? Do NOT trust him.
So you'd rather go out with him KNOWING you are going to get your heart broken, rather than find another guy who won't cheat on you? I know there are plenty of guys out there like that, but you would just prefer to date the same guy that has cheated on you in the past.
This is why guys can never understand women. This is the most confusing shit ever. What kind of backwards logic would allow you to say that dating him would be worth having your heart torn out of your chest and pissed on AGAIN?
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i always hear people say that you can't/dont/shouldn't wear white after labor day. why is thattt????? (link)
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It is a very pointless tradition. Akin to my responses to "which fashion is 'in' right now" questions, this is all that I have left to say:
Wear whatever the hell you want.
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Ok, Im turning 15 on October 24. I have no idea what to do for my birthday...we cant have one at my house, because there would just be too many people and my house is already busy as it is. Ive already gone to like bowling, roller blading, ice skating, etc. now i dont really know what to do..I want to invite a couple of boys too so it's have to be something that we could all do and have fun. I was thinking like the park but i dont know, so if any one has suggestions, feel free to tell me!!!! THANKS! (link)
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Bowling kicks ass.
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me and my friend were best-friends since we were 4. we're 13 now and since we were 9 she's been hanging around with other people at lunch time.It didn't bother me that much .She became way more popular but it was like nothing had changed outside of school.When we 1st went into 1st year in secondary school (in Ireland)and i was really happy that she starterd hanging out with me in school again.Now we're in 2nd year and we don't see each-other outside school that much and we don't hang out in school and we're only in three classes together.she still talks to me like everything is fine.She doesn't sit beside me in two of the classes unless her friends aren't there!Sheonly sometimes sits beside me in the other class but lately she hasn't even been doing that!I think she's using me but if I tell her then she might not be my friend at all.What should I do?HELP!!!P.S. I'm a thirteen year old girl. (link)
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It's called life. She would just rather be around her other friends. Not to say that it's your fault or anything, that's just how the situation is going. You can keep asking her to do things with you, but you can't really force her to keep being your best friend.
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