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Hey, I am Cj from Belize. Some may also call me Christopher. Others call me crazy.

You probably never heard of my country before but that is alright. Check for it on a map, it is right under mexico. And please don't direspect my country. Many of my ancestors have fought to make the country independent. ANd so did my grandparents and my father. And when I am old enough, I shall give back to my country its rightful due.

I will answer your questions according to what I think, not what you want to hear or what others are saying. I think for myself. And If you don't or can't think for yourself....
stop wasting your time in life.

And if you hate my advice, please explain why so that I can improve on it. Don't tell me that I am stupid and that you hate me, because I don't care what you think of me.
E-mail: power_cjwaight@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: Belize
Occupation: student
Age: 16
AIM: my aim is to be # 1
Member Since: April 23, 2005
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does anyone know any funny pointless songs?
Ex. (Stacy's Mom, Crazy Frog, Hampster Dance, Etc.)
Just any funny songs that you could laugh at, know any? (link)
track :baile de los locos
artist : voodoo glow skulls

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Ok.. this has been buggin me alot lately.. I'm 14/f, and I have never had a b/f. I know that my time will conme and everything, and Ijust have to wait. But, what bugs me is that I know I'm not gorgeous, or really skinny or anything, but I see girls who are a heck of alot uglier, and bigger than me who have b/f's, so it just makes me feel like there's something wrong with me, cause they can get b/f's and I can't. So, I know my time will come, but, my main question is how are people gettin b/fs when they are so ugly and fat, and the normal girls dont? I rate 5's!!! Thanks!! (link)
don't worry about it.
just what quality of relationship do you think they are having? it won;t last forever. not even a few weeks
Most guys now a days have a number 1 priority which is sex. almost anything with a hole can qualify for them.( this explains why they may USE those girls)( and some girls just want it too!)
I don't think it is there personality.come on,if they were really friendly to everyone, they just don't have bfs.
a next factor, exactly what kind of boyfriend's do they have? I could bet they are not top of the line.
So just relax,
YOur boyfriend will come in time.
and I cuold bet it may be a good one too.
but think of it like fishing.
ugly girls use thier means as bait.they catch a certain type of fish(guys).
so do what you have to do.
Hope I helped.
(Usually not good with words)

Cj


I had a friend sleepover last night, and now she wont get up!!!!!! I've tried everything, and i'm absolutly starving! What should I do?! (link)
I bet you she got up already!


I got really mad and wrote this e-mail to my study skills teacher. In the e-mail I wrote stuff like how much I hate her, and how I'm so glad i'm not taking her class next year! But by accident I pressed the forward key and it was in my mom's name so like she already had the address up. At first I didnt know what happend. But then I checked the Out Box and it was in there! Which means that it got sent!!!!! And now i'm freaking out!!! WHAT DO I DO! IS THERE ANYWAY TO GET THE LETTER BACK!??? (link)
YOur screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but there is one option.

step 1) delete it from your mom's outbox.

step 2) hack into your teacher's email. Just type in her username and click the I forgot my password button. Then attemp to answer the question.

if that fails

step 3) Find out who the school's system administrator is. Get her out of her office my any means possible. then hack her computer and delete the email that has beeen routed through her computer.

If that Fails..........




YOu are screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my moms best friends son is 14/m (hes going into 9th grade) and we went to dinner with them tonight and he was really quiet and while all the adults were talking and all the kids were running around he picked up his knife and started kinda sawing at the back of his hand and the second he saw that i saw what he was doing, he stopped. and later that night he asked if he could walk home to practice his guitar before they all got home (we are neighbors and we all live close to where we were having dinner but not close enough that most people would walk home right before a big thunderstorm) and when his dad said that they were all going home anyway he looked kind of mad. so i guess i have two questions, can you cut the back of your hand (like cutting suicide wise) and should i be worried about him like what should i do
please answer me really soon because if something happened we would all be heartbroken
and p.s. his mom said that he was never upfront snotty, but he never likes going places with his family and stuff and that he was doing well that night. does that mean anything?
sorry, this is a stupid question but i'm just worried about him!
i rate!!! (link)
You cant kill yourself by cutting the back of your hand. At least, he would have to cut really deep for that to happen.(like cut a major bone first). You should be worried but not panic.
he is ok. in a sense. and as of the doing well that night, he really wants to be your friend. do him a favor, and be his friend no matter what. cutters are ussually mentally unstable ( no, not crazy) If you become his friend, he will open up to you. If you show him how nice humans could be, you will see him improve. If you do not, it will only further his reason to hate his life 'cause no body cares. So you are kinda stuck.
For the sake of righteousness. Be his friend.
since he is insecure, He automatically made you his role model with litlle hesitation, because he feels you are similiar to him. (same age group you know?)
So be the good role model, his life depends on it.

ps. I know that it is tough, but you can do it!

Cj


well i went to a concer like 2 days ago and i was in the mosh pit and i got thrown on stage...
i stood up and the band had stopped playing and everyone was staring at me...i feld so embarassed. but then i saw my bf in the front row and i started singing the song that they were playing... so they started playing the song again and i was up their the whole show..
the band called me the next day and asked me and my band to come with them on tour... my band is called the audio switch.
should i go on tour with them and miss the whole summer hangin wid my friends or play punk rock music with mental riot on tour?!?!?!
help!!!!
they both sound so awesome but bieng on tour with metal riot is a chance of a lifetime.. (link)
Just do it, man.
if you give up this opportunity, you willl regret it for the rest of your life.
Just be careful what you do with the band.
you might get hurt, physically or emotionally.
those bands tend to get crazy sometimes and they may do something you are not comfortable with.
But I say go.
hanging out with your friends sounds like alot fun, but it is highly overrated.


Yesterday my friend pierced my ears. I was wondering how long I have to leave them in before I can change them? Thanks! (link)
you can change them whenever you feel like.

here is how.

everyday: you take out the ear ring and wash both the ear ring and your ear in alcohol.
at any point in time you can swtich the ring.just make sure you clean the ring in alcohol before you use it.just dont leave your ear ringless for more than a few minutes. do this alcohol treatment thing for 1 month.
your ear will not seal back up. and the alcohol prevents it from getting infected.




Tomorrow, I'm taking an AP test and all year long, I haven't paid any attention..so now I have to cram and review the whole book..It's so hard to stay concentrated because the subject is so boring..(Human Geography) I need tips on how to stay focused and the best way to study..pleaseeee! I'm in 9th grade and if I pass this test, I won't have to take it in college...any advice is greatly appriciated!
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here are two tips.

1 sing the notes to yourself. it may sound geeky but it does work.

2 chew gum while you study. it has some kida effect on your external distraction thing.

3 use (S)sq3r

Skim- for all vocab and study it.
survey- understand they layout of events
Question- yourself about the topic
read- dont read hard:read smart
Recite- what you can remember
Review- to see what you dont know and study it.

4 i suggest you turn off the computer and actually try to study, instead of wasting time on the computer.


There's this new guy at our school. We've already become really good friends and I've introduced him to some other people. But he doesn't seem to open up in public. (like on AIM we talk for hours, but at school it's just a simple "Hi") What can I do to make him feel more welcome? (link)
some people are just like that.
they are wellllllllll..........
different!
to make him feel more welcomed, try not to invite to any public stuff.maybe he has a problem with people.


ok I have a thing in my family where I can only wear 14K gold earrings or ill get an infection..and well i really like these kinda earings ( http://www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&ITEM=255499 ) just i know my mom wont let me get them..bc they arent 14K n i kno she wont let me make the hole in my ear bigger..but doesnt ne one know if i can get real 14K earrings likethoughs?..i dont like wearing really girly earings i only have these cute pair..which i think my sister stole from me..n then sliver studs...my mom also said i could get those earrings if they were 14K n regular size!! plz help thx in advance!! (link)
this is kinda a risky.
NOt necceseraly the bad girl thing to do.

just get them and push it thruogh the hole. it will squeze in and enlargen the hole at the same time! no it wont hurt.


Does anyone have any tips for swallowing pills? I have some pills from my doctor for a bronchidal infection, and they were huge, I had to cut them up into fourths, yet they still are tough to get down. Tips or tricks? (link)
4 tips

1 dedicate it to someone. (example:say "i will swallow these pills for Betty.Betty this is for you")

2 distract yourself while you swallow the pills. sing a song in your mind or something.

3 think "Come on ________, you can do this, this is only about 5 seconds of hell, you wont die, after this i will be free."

4 put the pill on the back of your tongue.
put a straw in front of the pills and the next end in a cup of water
quickly suck up the water through the straw
the pills will be gone!
NB: do this quickly, if you hold back, you will choke.


Hey guys,
I was wondering if anyone knew of any titles and authors of books where i would be able to find poems on love or friendship. I'd really like ones on love more. I'm not sure of any titles of books I could look in, so if anyone knows, please let me know! Thank you so much! :-) (link)
Dude. i don't know any.
why don't you try to run a search on google or another search engine.
or, You can go to the a chat room and ask around!




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