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Hey, Ive seen some of your advice lol youre funny as hell! But I also seen your background and I was wondering how to do that? because I want to make mine really cute but.. Im not really that talented yet ;)
OK.
Go here: http://backgrounds2001.cjb.net/
Pick a background.
Go to column settings.
Go to the place where it says: Page background image (URL):
Place the code in there.
VOILA!
I like this guy he is my best friend too..i have told him i liked him before and he told me he liked me too..then a few days after that he told this guy he never liked me like that ..then i asked him about it and he said he likes me for a rly good friend..what should i do..
Give up.
Being really good friends is almost like going out with someone.
Who knows?
In a couple weeks he could have a change of heart.
Which is a good show might I add...
i am 14 years old and i have had this porn in my room and and my grandma found it and showed it to my dad. my dad confronted me about it, but we didn't finish talking about. now that i've have a while to think about it, i really want to lie!! it's so embarrasing that he knows about it!! he might not think of me the same way again and i really don't want to be uncomfortable around him. what should i say?
Dude, this could bond you and your dad.
I bet he has stacks of porn.
Ask him if he'd like to "destroy" it.
why does every1 make a big deal out of havin a boyfriend or gurlfriend?¿?
I'm not sure.
Some people are delighted with having a significant other.
Some think it's a burden.
Some people only go out with others to make out and fool around.
You just need to find the right person.
A significant other is someone to:
Laugh with, cry with, have a deep and thoughtful conversation, someone to be there for you, and personally, what I think is most importat, a best friend.
After a guy fingers you does he lick his finger?
After you defectate, do you wipe your butt?
heyy my sisters and i r not very close and whenever i try to do things with them it turns into a big fight!
What should i do?
Sneak in the first punch.
You'll feel better.
That or don't do anything with them.
whats the best way to stuff...to make it look like ur boobies are bigger when they really arent?
I say you stuff the whole box, and make your boobs look square.
Everyone's gonna know either way.
ok...my boyfriend isnt that great of a kisser. hes not bad, hes just not...great lol. should i just let things move along and see if he gets better at it or like...i dunno? lol, advie please!
I suck at kissin'...
My g/f just goes along with it.
Just keep going...
You'll mold the kissin' for the rest of his life.
Be proud.
im 5"0 and i weigh 127 is that fat?
Yes, you're fat.
Get over it.
my mom is getting married to this guy whos really kool except he like flirts with me and comes on to me. he says stuff like hey sexy, hey cutie, hey pretty girl, and stuff like that and its really uncomfortable.. should i just let it go?
Try and do something sexual with him at aproximately the time your mom will come in and catch you.
Watch him cry...
Problem solved...
i have this white stuff in my underwear.. what is it?! kthnxbye
Ha.
I wish you were a guy, so I could give you a talk about nocturnal emissions.
Maybe a neighbor boy found a pair and decided to bust a nut in them.
i was jsut wondering if a girl masturbating is gross or is it heathy or what!?!?
I think a girl masturbating, is a girl masturbating, and it's no different than what guys do.
Everyone does it.
It's normal and healthy to an extent.
ok im into this guy and hes into me but we're not dating, and i havent talked to him in awhile and i talked to my ex recently who said he misses me and wants to get together, is it ok if somethin happens between us?
Date them both.
It works.
Trust me.
Don't tell either of them about the other.
Don't make a date with one on thursday, and plans for that same guy again, until you get your next date wit the other guy.
about 50 responded to my last question about sex. My b/f was trying to to get me to have sex with him. When I told him I wasn't ready he accused me of cheating on him with my my older brothers friends lets call him tim(whom is also my frined) I do like tim but I would never cheast on ne b/f-he then sed he didnt care be cuz he cheated on my with sum1 i have known like my whole life-altho we were never very close-now i think tim might ask me out and i really want to say yes but i think it would hurt my ex and make him spread rumors saying a whore and a slut and stuff. I really didn't cheat on him but he won't listen to me and has his 9 yr old brother answer the phone when i call and tell me he can't talk-he evn had him call me a whore- i have no one to talk to becuz my bro and sis in law live a state away-my other sister moved there about 2 days ago and my other brother went to visit them becuz i have stuff to do this week. I'm so alone and NEED HELP FAST PLZ HELP!!0ill rate well!
Hey sex feels good for girls too.
Just don't yell at him for knowing what he likes.
I say ya bone him, and can him.
can you have sex while your on your period?
I say ya do it in the butt...
That'll save a big clean up.
what are some sudgestions to good kissing. i know how to kiss and all..but what makes boys crazy!?
-help
Hide some mustard under your tongue.
That'll surprise your boy.
The absolutle LOVE OF MY LIFE, the one person i love most in the whole world, ive been broken up with for a year now, and i love her sooooo much, and i cant let go! i just cant, no matter what i do. Shes way over me, i think, and i just wanna let her know how i feel, but i dont wanna bother her with it...what should i do
adam
I say you beat it to her picture, and then burn it.
Let her go.
I have a serious issue with cocaine. The saying is "If you've tried it once, you are addicted", and I am no exception. I tried it for my first time around February earlier this year. I then stopped for about 1 1/2-2 months when a lot of my friends and peers were doing it. Then another break, and then about 2 weeks ago I started summer school in a suburb town of my city, and my class was full of coke heads, which then made it extremely dificult cause I either got it free, cheap, or very easily. What would be some good advice to quit and/or avoid peer humilition because of the issue. Thank you.
My dad's been doing drugs since he was 13.
I look at him and I pity him.
He has no job, no car, no house, and no kids that want anything to do with him.
Yet, material possesions don't matter.
Serving time only lasts for so long, so what I recommend is going for as much coke as you can.
If that doesn't work, I say you lace some coke with rat poison, and distribute it.
They'll quit laughing eventually...
i dont really know how to start this out, but ok, like a year ago i started to just smile at everyone when i pass them just to be nice you know, and like be really friendly and stuff, but lately ive been like ok i dont feel like smiling to all these f**king people and like theyll try to start a conversation but ill just like say a few words and kind of give them the point that i dont want to talk, i mean i dont do this to my friends or people my age that i could be friends with like in school or stuff i mean like people a little bit older then me that i will see in a store or something, im really friendly and all but i dn i just dont really wana smile to strangers or start a conversation...help me! thx!
-liz (15 female)
You don't have to smile at them.
You don't have to say "Hi."
Just ignore them.
Sure they'll think poorly of you, but you already don't wanna talk to them, so you're only doing yourself a favor.
Seriously, there's nothing wrong with brushing people off.
im very VERY curious..im 13..never had sex before..and i am just wondering..what exactly do you do during sex?...what is it like..if you can..someone please tell me everything!
Raid your dad's dresser and closet for films like "Freaky Farm Girls" and the like and that'll explain it all.