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Um....akward....
Im a gamer by blood and a writer by culture.
(part of a controller melted to my thumb once and is now a hardened callus under my skin, and i hang out with webcomic artists so i pick up from them.) I write stuff for movies during language arts and math. I also do a daily webcomic at freewebs.com/djmcomic. Stuff like that keeps me on the rope of sanity from falling into the depths of strangeness.
Website: GigaGaming
E-mail: mega11boy@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: New Jersey
Occupation: Writer, Pro Gamer, Webcomic artist, junior psyciatrist
Age: 13
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so you said you were a writer well im not so bad myself but i wanted to get "a writers" opinion on a poem i wrote.please be honest!i dont know where it came from!i didnt even brainstorm i just wrote it down and didnt change a thing so here it goes!(oh yeah its a little strange but im not like the person in this poem at all so dont worry!) Im sitting in my desk,books on my desk,nice and neat,nice and neat.i hear,i see,i feel the people around me laughing,screeming,cheering.They do not see me,no one sees me.I fall.land.its dark,cold wet,lonely.no one hears my screams.I can not scream,nothing comes out.I see a small light in the corner of this unfamiliar room.I walk twards it,not thinking,not viewing these consequences.The light turns off.Its dark.I emty again.Alone again.Again my imagination takes me.My mind wild with questions.I fall.I quickly grasp the air.I feel nothing.I open my eyes,cautious.Its to bright.I close them.Its clearer now.Im in a room.Daylight pours threw.no stopping it.I hear,I see,I feel,children all around.They hear me,they see me,they feel me.The unfamiliar overwelming joy rushes through my weak body.I feel,i finnaly feel... I lift my head up.Im sitting in my desk,books on my desk,nice and neat,nice and neat.I hear,I see,i feel the people around me.Laughing,screeming,cheering.They do not see me,no one sees me. I scream. They look. They hear. They see. They feel. sooooo. how was it?what dos it say to you?what are you feeling when your reading it?just need some feedbac!thax a bunch! (link)
Teenangstalicious!

I gotta say, every kid out there is writing angsty and sad poems and posting them on myspace. It just gets to too much where the entire genre is overused. You should try writing something that everyone else isnt doing.

Im not bashing the poem or anything, you should just try to talk to someone who specializes and specifically likes those kinds of poems.


If a pregnant woman is killed, it's considered a double homicide then why are abortions looked upon differently? I've heard things like when a pregnant woman is killed, it wasn't her choice but it is her choice in the case of an abortion. But, she isn't killing herself when it comes to abortions; she's doing it to another, developing human being. So that just doesn't make sense to me. (link)
You know, you can't just rate things low just because they don't agree with your point of view. Thats called being biased, and it's against the law.

I think it's choice. Legally, a person doesn't exist to the government until a birth certificate is filed for said person, so no lawsuit can be filed for that baby. There is no documentation of the unborn child even existing, so i'm not sure how they even sue that way.
I'm not trying to be heartless or anything, its just that I just realized that, and it makes just as little sense to me as your original question does to you.



last summer i met a boy in a chatroom ... yes i know chatroom. I use to go in them all the time when i was bored and whatever play around i guess anyways i started talking to this kid, and over time i actuallu started to like him. I never seena picture of him at first so i know i liked him for him and not what he looks like. We kinda dated ... ughhh sounds gay i know i know. Its not like i cant get a guy in real life, i can and i do but i always end up thinking about him. I've seen his picture only a month ago and hes alright! not cute or anything but i still love him. His personality is wonderful and i cant get enough of him, but the whole idea of meeting him from online makes me feel like a geek! i dunt noe. I had a boyfriend before i met him and i was in love or at least i thought i was. i already knew what i wanted but now i want him!! is that weird??? And i know hes not a fake!!! he has a myspace and has ALOT of friends on it from his school and we talk on the phone?? do you guys think its weird .... do you think its possible to be in love with someone you hardly know but in a way you do!! (link)
http://www.shortpacked.com/

Well, I guess I could direct you there, and in that comic is great example of how badly online relationships can turn out. I believe thats what the story is about right now.


I am in Middle School, and as you know there is alot of drama. And I have this guy friend who I used to have a crush on..and my friend told him. So it got really awkward between us and then I told him that I only like him as a friend. Well we started talking again for a little while, and then it faded into just saying hi every once in a while, and now we dont even talk. I try to talk to him but he either gives me short answers or just pretends like he didnt hear me. He isnt acting like he is all mad at me because at first I didnt think he was. But then today my friend asked him why we never talk anymore, and its because he said that its all weird because I keep looking at him. Which I looked at him once and that was because i thought he was talking to me. But anyways so then I was really upset and so I told her that I hated him. And she told him and he said "Oh that sucks" and then walks away. As if he doesnt even care. Please, I really want some advice. I want to be friends with him more then anything.

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They arent that great for you. If they dont want to help you with your problems you shoudlnt offer your friendship to them.


how comes when i try and download a song from limewire it keeps saying in the bottom bit that it needs more sources?
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I just highlight it and press find sources.


i had this convo with my bestfriend and i feel like if my bf knew i said those things with my bestfriend that he would be mad... do you think that i was wrong to talk to my bestfriend like that even if it was joking. (the whole fuck thing is an inside joke with him) btw my bestfriend is a guy.

me: loserface
him: fuck you
me: fuck you better/more! HA!
him: haha
him: got me
me: of course i did
him: fuck you harder/faster
me: ugh. fuck you longer/hotter? haha
him: sounds good.
me: you know it!
him: you dont know nothing about sex.
me: maybe not.
him: haha you dont
me: is that bad?!?!?!?
him: yes
him: duh
him: these days you have to have sex 40 times before your 11
me: haha well i just broke the damn rules
him: oh goodness.
him: to the death pit for you.
me: haha well atleast im a virgin!
me: oooooo!
him: at least im not.
me: well your a bad boy.
him: sex is fun.
me: i bet.
me: and the only reason i dont before i get married is because if i do then ill be completely attached and if i was to break up with the person i did that with or they break up with me it would be bad... like heartbreaking bad... and all and it would end up being the on and off thing because were so attached to each other.... its not for moral reasons... its for....logical reasons.
him: haha yeah
me: i just dont want to be that serious with a guy right now.;
him: yeah i understabd.
him: i forgot you're only 14
me: if i was ready to be that serious with someone it wouldnt bother me to have sex before marriage. but the thing is... if your ready to be that serious with them your pretty much ready to marry them! haha.... so yeah. im sorry im only 14 :( i know i dont act it.
him: yeah you dont
me: well that cant be a bad thing
him: its not.
me: gooood
me: your the best bestfriend ever.

so my questions are:
1)is that wrong?
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Nahhhh.

Turning him down could have been one of the best choices ever.


do green tea pills work. what are a list of diet pills which help you burn fat?


i am a size 6 and i want to go down to a size 4 i already eat healthy and sorta exersize. (link)
All these pills do are increase your output. Needless to say, its needless to say.
The diet would depend on hard work and excersise.


where can you get backgrounds. like, good ones, not the ones on this website. are there any other sites ? thankss (link)
I like making my own, but I never use them. I like keeping mine black and white cuz thats the style of art that I use in my webcomic.


hey, i have been looking into bowdoin college in maine, and their website and all, but what i can't seem to find is what the scool is best for (i.e. performing arts, sciences, etc., etc.) can anyone please help me out?

thank you, everyone willing to help. (link)
To this school, art and Nature are one. Just as they should be. It teaches them both, and it teaches them well enough to be exclusive.


My ex and i havent been together for 18 mos. now.
Hes had a gf for over a year, but the relationship burned out as quickly as it started.(they had sex the 2nd night they hung out) Him and i did alot of stuff, but we didnt have sex completely>(I didnt let him go in all the way> we liked each other since 7th grade, but we didnt start going out until our soph. year)We grew to love each other. This last gf that hes been with is as easy as they come(she will have sex with any guy) Shes 16 and has had at least 6 partners that i know of. My ex and her fought all the time. She told me he was an ass to her, but she would always keep taking him back! Its just a vicious cycle. He told me they fell in love very fast. I told him thats not love and that love takes time to grow, and he told me not to tell him what love is because he already knows!!! His version and mine arent the same by any means!! Sex is very sacred to me and i take it very seriously. This girl he cant seem to let go of throws it around like it means nothing to her!
When we were together>he never wanted to be with anyone else, just the two of us. He didnt want to hang out or do anything with anybody>just us two!! He was the very same way with his last gf too, but way worse! All they did was screw all the time! He lost all of his friends because of it. I wanted him to spend time with his friends and he always took that the wrong way, like i didnt want to be with him.
Since hes had her, he looks at relationships so differently now. When he was with me, he told me that hes not like that, and he didnt care if he got any, he just wanted to be with me!
We've hung out 2 times now since they have been broken up. The first time was last Nov. In the 3 hrs we hung out, we wrestled, gave each other back rubs, then he started making out with me. I was cool with that until he asked me to let him "stick it in". I told him no! He asked me at least 4 more times after, and i just kept saying no. I didnt hear from him after that. He told me he made his choice and wanted her back! 3 mos. later after they broke up again...we hung out once again! This time we just cuddled. The things that he was saying to me, i couldnt believe that was him talking! He told me he wants someone experienced, and that he doesnt want a virgin. *Theyre no fun*! (well screwing his last ex must feel like a virgin because he told me she bleeds everytime they do it) Shes been with another guy and he brags to everyone what they do and he talks so much crap about her, but he told me shes easy and thats all he wants. She still calls my ex says she still loves him, goes to his house before going to this other guys house. He doesnt care that she has sex with other guys just as long as he knows she still loves him and he will wait for her for as long as it takes.(just as long as she still gives him what he needs) and im sure she does.
He told me that im not up to par. I have been known to "Kiss" a guy here and there. wow, "kissing" verses "sex".
I thought that guys wanted girls that havent been around! How could he have changed soo much, and think that sex is love?? He can tell me hes in love with her all he wants, but i know, and so does everyone else>that hes in love with the SEX!! If he cared about her, he wouldnt be treating her like shit, and calling her a slut!!
So if any guys are reading this>please help me to understand what love is to them!!
Will rate high! Im sorry this is so long! (link)
Well, he feels like after a year and a half you should be comfortable enough to do it with him. Its ok if you dont want to, its differnt than anything else he could have thrown out.


Every time I get my boyfriend to have a boner he covers it up, what does that mean? It doesn't bother me that he has one but what is he trying to like hide? (link)
its just a natural response. You wouldnt want someone seeing what happens to you when you get all hot and bothered, its the same for guys or anyone else.


so im a freshman in high school.
ive never been kissed before.
i really dont have any guys friends.
ive had a bf before but that was back in middle school.
i wanna know, are there any REALISTIC ways to get involved with more guys and friendships.
please dont say; just talk to them
becuase im not like that exactly.
i like this kid, sorta, and we talk sometimes
are there any signs i can look for to see if hes into me or anything.
i'll rate
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i'd love to have a girl like me, but I cant be he would. Theres no way to tell for sure. But how he talk to you can show things. There are sites on body language and such.

Im halfway through 8th grade and I've never been kissed either. Just dont tell anyone.


I'm a good singer and its my passion. How can i get even better at it besides practice? (link)
there really isnt anything else.
challenge yourself with more or less octaves, try to get into compatitions. Thats really all.


Between BearShare, Ares, or LimeWire, which one would you guys pick? I just want to know. I`ve had LimeWire for a year, but then all of my songs got deleted, but yet you can still hear them & burn them on to CD's. It's okay if LimeWire wins, but just to know what you guys think about these 3. Thanks a bunch for your opinions. (link)
I've always thought of bearshare as more of a program downloader. Ares is mostly music, and Limewire is music and porn.


what is wrong with being a lesbian i mean everyone is always making a big deal what is it? (link)
I have.... a terrible habit of seeing both sides of an argument.

I think the problem some people have with being gay is that it isnt productive as a heterosexual relationship would. They think gays are like freeloading or something.

Personally, I think its fine. However it shows up, it should be embraced.


well i am, in my oppinion, over weight, i want to know if there is a way to lose 5-10 pounds in a short amount of time, like a months (the maximmum)
are there any websites, or plans that anyone knows about?
thnx a bunch! (link)
I'd say.....eat only veggies....and
jog 1-2 miles a day.


is it bad to charge your battery every day??

thanks (link)
i dont think so.

I do the same thing with my nintendo ds, cept its almost out of batteries every day anyway. :P


If you put a white rose in a glass of water with purple food dye, would you get a purple rose in a few days? Would it die more quickly because it has dye and all? (link)
It wont be any different.

The dye is just a chemical. Flowers in the world pick up chemicals all the time and are adapted to that so it wouldnt make a difference.


I deleted the question I just asked because I took another look at my car--


So I was at my school's soccer game last night and some kids from the other school keyed my car and spent some good time in it too! They did a real number on my car.


4 deep scratches on the drivers side each from about 1ft-2ft. 2 of them are deeper and actually got down to the metal but I'm not sure if they scratched the metal too. And one super long one in the back all the way from one side of my car to the other.


Does anyone know how much this might cost to fix? By a professional--I don't want to try anything myself. (link)
a mustang..... you can call the cops you know. Youre allowed to do that.

and if it got to the metal, you might have to have the entire piece replaced. Otherwise you can just get it re-painted.

and its gonna cost you.


i have been trying to find out how much CNN charges for their airtime, supposing one wants his/her programme aired on the station, but i cant find their charges even on their web site. I need to find out how to go about it (link)
You should ask CNN corprate.

They should tell you. You could contact the webmaster and ask him about it.




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