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Hey ya'll! My name's ~*Heather*~ and somehow you've stumbled upon my column! Congrats! :P Well, I'm 18 years old and I live in Missouri with my mom and my beautiful cat Corey. :D



Some of my ~*Likes*~ are the beach, exercising, cosmetics, strawberries, cats, this site, Subway, 24, tv, movies, alterative and trance music, teen magazines, shopping, tanning, cheerleading, CSI: Miami, crime shows, The O.C., cartoons, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears, and Hilary Duff!



Some of my ~*Dislikes*~ are arrogance, ignorance, ppul who caint spewl, cottage cheese, Vanilla Coke, bosiness, co-dependence, being yelled at, being treated like an idiot.



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advice

I don't know what this one song is called. It was from the 90's... i know one part and it is

Tell me what you want
what you really really want

can someone give me the link to that song? thanks!

Of course it's the Spice Girls, "Wannabe" what everyone else said. :)

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You sound really hott. And I want to fuck you until the break of dawn. And then maybe if you're good enough you can suck my dick too.
:P Yeehaw

LOL Yeah let's do it...

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After my dad died, I've been having problems with myself. For a while I was okay. but recently i keep getting mad and feeling so...weird. So i started cutting, but now I don't know what to do. I can't stop...it feels so addictive. We have a spring trip soon to a water park and I don't want everyone to see my cuts. What should I do?

GET HELP! Stop cutting because seriously that's just ignorant. I know I might not be helping much by telling you that but it's true. Get tattoos instead! It's a much healthier addiction.

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so yah.. if a guy "hides" your relationship does that mean he's embarrassed of you? i dunno. he's happy and everything but it's sort of awkward i guess. he doesn't deny it but he won't say yes..does that mean he doesn't really like me?

I think he likes you, he's just probably afraid that his friends will make fun of him for having a girlfriend. Or maybe he's just scared of getting into things too fast. But I don't think he's embarrassed by you...if he was he wouldnt be with you right?

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i want to dye my hair out of a box as opposed to getting it done professionally. is this a bad idea?

Depends how drastic of a change you're looking for but generally no it's not. I dye my own hair all the time whenever I want a change! Turns out great! :) Good luck.

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Does anyone have any good ideas for a mother's day gift? I have no ideas! It could also be a home-made gift.

Make a scrapbook of pictures of all her kids and grandkids (if she has them). And put things like poems in there, and reasons why you love her, etc.

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I got my first period in January. I haven't gotten it since then! I know I'm not pregnat.

What's wrong with me?

Go to the doctor. I'm not exactly sure what's wrong with you, but they'll know.

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I like this guy.. we hardly ever talk but I still like him.. what to do?

Um just go up to him and start a conversation. Or ask for his IM names or something. Usually it's easier to talk to someone online.

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I just got converse today..my friend said not to wear them for a long period of time, till fully broken in..there hightops..does anyone know how long it would take be4 I can wear them to School? *btw were on spring break so I go back May 2nd*- thx

Why don't you just go and walk around your town in them? You can break them in PLUS get good exercise!

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A really good friend of mine is going to the movies with this guy,tomorow, and i know all there gonna do is make out and touch eachother and stuff, it happened last time. She wants me to go, and i really wanna go too, and she said "bring one of your guy friends, itl be a double date!", and i said "okay!", but the truth is..i really dont have any. None..actually. I really wana go, and il feel akward if im really alone, and i dont want to tell her that im a loser! I dont know what to do, and i cant make any at school because i go to a school where theres no boys, and im really ugly so i cant really make any guy friends that want to kiss me. This makes me feel really bad, and shes so pretty so she could get like any guy..i dont know what to do. Ne suggestions, please?

Aw don't be so hard on yourself hun. You're probably just as pretty as her, if not prettier! So please don't feel bad. Just tell your friend that you don't have any close guy friends, but if you really want to go ask to her to "set you up" with someone. And after that, hang out with her and her guy friends and maybe they'll become yours too!

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Whenever I eat something in front of my boyfriend, I get all embaressed. I guess its because Im afraid I'll get food on my lips or face or something like that, so I only take a bite when he's looking away. Its so weird - I dont even notice Im doing it until he says something to me. I feel stupid eating when he's staring right at me tho. Does anyone have any suggrestions for what I can do to fix this ? Thanks a million.

Don't look at him while you're eating. Just look at your food. And then when you arent eating or have anything in your mouth just look up at him and talk to him, etc.

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I will rate if you answer!

I really like this guy and I am going to tell him I like him. What is a good way to tell him? I want to "seduce" him with my words (lol). Thanks!

LOL Well compliment him. Tell him how sexy you think he is and how you two would be great together. :)

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i have a ? about the lips down there. one of them is bigger than the other one. and the flaps and stuff are really.. uneven. like some r bigger on one side (for ex. the lips) is this normal???

my second question is that on one side it is really itchy sometimes and i always have to itch it. its been like this for a few weeks nwo but i dont want to tell my mom because i dont know if its becuz ive been... um... rubbing down there too much because of masturbating. sorry if thats gross but plz help

1) That's totally normal.
2) If you're itching alot like every day then you should see a gyno or doctor. But if it's only for a little bit at a time and maybe once a week it might not be that serious.

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i am with a good man but i cant help the feeling that he is holding me back from something greater and i have been curious about other men what they treat their women like n such thoughts

So what r u asking? If this is normal? Or what you should do?

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Thanks for your advice it helped this is a bit embarrassing but im about that size or a bit bigger when hard it's not too small is it?

Well...just between you and me...I've even seen smaller. :P

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Im 16 and been with my girlfriend for almost 7 months and weve been thinking about having sex
but my worry is my penis is quite small only 3.5 inches long im a bit worried what she'll think
should it matter?

Well if she really loves you size shouldn't matter. :) And I'm sure when you get hard, you get bigger. So just don't worry too much about what she'll think. Good luck.

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What does the song "Hello" by Evanesence mean? its sad but idk what shes singing about.

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858486387

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Help, Sorry it's a bit long.
We're doing an anonymous survey in health class, and it's to be done and brought into class by friday. I'm not asking your opinions on anything, I'm just confused on a question it asks me to answer.
It asks me If I'm a virgin. Well I don't want the teacher to know it's me, so I don't want to ask the teacher this, and none of my other classmates really knew what to put. If you've had oral sex, would you be considered a virgin. I've heard yes because your hymen still hasn't broken, but I still don't know. So if you've had oral sex, are you still a virgin. I'm just going with whatever most of you guys answer, unless anybody has a good opinon on it.

Yes you're still a virgin. You're not an oral sex/foreplay virgin. Virgin = no penetration

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-does he like me or does he like herr???
---is it me or is it her...or am i really her?
(sry i know this is long n confusing)


ok ..im 14/f and one of my best friends is 14/m..he doesnt go to my school...although lives in the district and i seem him here and there...hes been askin me how to ask a girl out..and i kept telling him to be himself..he just wont listen to me on that part advice...and he kepts telling me to put myself in that position..and i said "no" then he said "well its not hard 4 u ur a girl" and i said "its hard 4 us as well..bc we have to turn down guys we dont like"..and i dk how to tell just to be himself..bc he wont listen to that...and he a few days ago he asked me "how do i ask a girl out and not get turned down??"..and im like idk its not something predictable...and he goes to a private school..and i go to public school..so i have no clue who this girl is..if i did ..i would have asked her if she liked him..but i dk ....so im pointless at this point...-thx

P.S. also...i asked him last night on-line what this girls name is and he said "marissa" and i asked him way be4 that.."what would you say if i said i liked you" and he said "i dunno" and said well what would your 1st response be if i said i did and he said "u do?" and i said oooo..then he said something or w/e and i said you scare me sometimes and he didnt say anything for 2 mins and i said..."do you care that you do sometimes" and he said "yea"..and i said "how much?" and he said "______________________________________________________________________________"
and i said "ooohh"..and when we got into an little argument over what is harder being a girl or being a guy...and he said we have it easier..and when i said "no we dont bc we have to turn down guys who ask us out, i had to do it 5 times" and he said "w/ whoooo?"..like if he was affaird i was taken or something..ahh it drives me insane..-thx again

I was kind of confused while reading this but then I thought about it and realized what you were asking. Your friend is really confusing with his words and actions but it might be that you are the one he likes. Has he talked about what this girl looks like or acts like or anything else about her besides her name?

It does sound alot like you are the one he likes you, and I think it's a possiblity. Why don't you just ask him to stop being so confusing and just tell you if he really does like you or not.

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i really want a bf really bad all my friend have one and i am killing meself b/c of it

You definitely shouldn't be beating yourself up about this. I'm sure you will find a boyfriend you love and who loves you for you. Good things comes to those who wait, as cheesy as it sounds. :) I'm actually in the same boat you are on this. Everytime I start to think how I'm not good enough I think about the future and how I'll have a great boyfriend or maybe husband and say to myself how silly I was for being impatient. Live your life. If you act like you don't really care for a boyfriend, all the boys will want you.

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