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can someone help me find a site that tells me how the Zuni tribes from the 1800s provided for themselves (were they hunters and gatherers, traders, agriculturalists...?). i already tried google and stuff but i have to read this huge, long page thing and still can't find that one bit of information quickly. someone help please? thanks! p.s. don't tell my the answer, just tell me a site i can go to, or if you DO tell me the answer, then tell me the name of the site! please! thankz!
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How does a spinning top remain balanced on a pointed tip - why doesn't it fall down? For a given top, how can I calculate the RPM speed at which it will fall down? Thanks for taking time in answering this question!
Cheers, Ankur.
Nice try, but this isnt a Free Physics Homework website
Hey,
I'm 16 and I want to try contact lenses. My optician says it's all OK. I was just wondering if anyone had any really good/bad experiences with contact lenses they could tell me about, or if there are tips any of you might have? Are they really weird to get used to? I have a real thing about touching my eyes, I don't like it at all. Will I find this really difficult? What happens if you can't get it out?
If you cant remove your contacts, dont worry. Contact Lens Removal Surgery has become much cheaper and the rate of survival has increased drastically since they year 2000.
how soon is now?
good question. let me think about it.
theres this song in the movie Mean Girls and i realy need to find out what song it is. the only part i remember is (and im sorry for the language) "Sucking on my nipples, like you wanting me, calling me all the time"
thanks so much!
The last person is right. The song is from Lost in Translation. I don't think that a Disney Movie: Mean Girls, would feature a song with sexual undertones.
i need help with my make-up. i'm going to be on camera for school next week and i want my makeup to look perfect. i have blonde hair, blue eyes, and i'm light complected! could u help me out with like...everything? thanks!
a blonde with blue eyes? you don't need makeup. you are already as hot as you can be : )
Does anyone here know about the musical "Juno"? What's it about? And where can I find info on it?
Here is the information you need curtosey of Wikipedia, the free encycolopedia ( www. wikipedia.com):
Juno' -Musical play based on Sean O'Casey's 1924 play Juno and the Paycock. Book by Joseph Stein, music and lyrics by American composer Marc Blitzstein. Choreography by Agnes de Mille. Direction was originally to have been by Tony Richardson, who dropped out of the production during the early stages. Vincent J. Donehue replaced him but the rest of the creative team were not satisfied with his work. Out of town he was replaced by José Ferrer. Orchestrations were by Blitzstein, with additional support from Russell Bennett and Hershy Kay. The show was conducted by Robert Emmett Dolan.
The original production starred Shirley Booth and Melvyn Douglas (his first performance in a musical). Additional cast members included Jean Stapleton, Arthur Rubin, Monte Amundsen, Tommy Rall, Sada Thompson, Nancy Andrews,and Jack MacGowran. Booth proved a problematic choice for the lead. Director Vincent J. Donehue deferred totally to her, with the result that the characterization strayed too far from the original. Later, José Ferrer worked closely with her and her performance was much improved. The troubled production was clearly headed in the right direction under Ferrer, but there simply wasn't time to shore everything up prior to the scheduled Broadway opening at the Winter Garden Theatre on March 9, 1959.
Reviews were mixed to very negative, however many modern scholars of musical theatre consider Blitzstein and Stein's musicalization of the source material to be extremely well done. But in 1959 the original play was considered by critics and audiences to be too dark to be a musical. The production closed after 16 performances. Fortunately, Blitzstein's score was preserved by Columbia Records, which released the original cast album in both mono and stereo editions. The Fynsworth Alley label rereleased the recording on compact disc in 2002.
Juno has since been attempted a few times with little success, with revisions and new material by Richard Maltby, Jr. and severely reduced orchestrations.
Musical Numbers
Overture
We're Alive
I Wish It So
Song Of The Ma
We Can Be Proud
Daarlin' Man
One Kind Word
Old Sayin's
What Is The Stars
You Poor Thing
My True Heart
On A Day Like This
Bird Upon The Tree
Music In The House
It's Not Irish
The Liffey Waltz
Hymn
Johnny
You Poor Thing (Reprise)
For Love
Where?
Finale
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_-Musical"
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In the words of Homer Simpson:
"Three Simple words: I Am Gay"
hey does anyone know the name of the song that kid rock and that one girls sings..it came out a couple years ago...its like she put her picture away or sumtin....nd who's the girl's name?? ill rate high ♥
Picture -- Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
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i write lyrics to songs and i write poetry and stuff a lot but i don't know where i can show it off without it getting stolen from me. do any of you know where i can display my poems/songs to where people won't take them and say they are thiers?
You could give all your songs and lyrics to me and I promise I won't copy or steal them * wink wink - evil laugh*
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Hey,
ok there is this church- it's REALLY close to me, and it's the church all my friends go to. They also hold a youth group there- also where all my friends go. But my problem is, my family hates the preacher and preist, and they hate us. But i REALLY need religious guidance, and i thought it'd be cool if my friends were there with me. And all my friends went to summer camp -- without me! lol, see the camp was held by the people from the church, and my parents wouldnt let me go! So they have all this fun at camp and they know SO much more about God than i do.. so to tell the truth, i really have no idea who/what God is! I cant read the bible because (to me) it makes no sence!! too many big words.. lol. I want to go to a church.. I REALLY do, it's just i feel like my friends will have more to talk about without me. And i dont want them to go to a differnet church, because that would be selfish. I love God, I do! BUT WHAT THE HECK DO I DO?!?! I rate high!
Loving God involves only two people: God and yourself. A part of forming a loving relationship with Him is to attend church and recieve spirtual guidance in order to advance and further your relationship. You and your family's feelings towards the priest and the preacher should be irrelevant when trying to do so. Although I understand that your family may hate the clergy at your church you are not trying to form a relationship with them, but with God himself. You must look past the negative feelings and utilize the experience and training that your preacher has inorder to get closer to God.
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Okay... I'm 13/f and my waist is like a sz. 12 or 14 slim in abercrombie kids jeans but like half of my upper legs and my butt don't fit in them right-like they are too tight. I have pretty big leg muscles but I also have a little fat on my upper legs and butt that I really want to get rid of or turn into muscle. Does anyone know a good workout for these specific areas? Thanks!
Any health expert will tell you, that when it comes to losing mass on your thigh and buttox areas, the worst thing you can do is complete excerises that target these specifc areas. Targeting the tigh and butt will not help you lose mass their but will infact cause them to become larger. The best way to slim your thighs and buttox is to complete excercises which target your entire body. As you lose weight, your problem areas will eventually slim down.
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Well I dont know what has been wrong with me latly! I am just not as happy as I use to be and like I am lonly and I have noone to talk to.... I dont know what I should do...
Everyone experiences times of depression and sadness; generally for no reason too. These feelings are all part of growing up. The many changes we face in life can alter our moods and often cause use to feel lonely. The best remedy to this type of situation is to incorporate more human interaction into your life. Find someone to talk to that you trust and share what you feel with them. This will help you greatly. The worst thing you can do is keep to yourself and try to solve the problem on your own.
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I'm an eighteen year old female, and I'm going away to college this fall. The college I'm going to is a rural college with a strong athletic bent, and not many... "geeks." I, on the other hand, am quite the geek, and I'm very into video games.
I seem to be the only person listed in my dorm room... But I'll be in a block of dorms with other kids who are high academic achievers, including a few from my old school. I've heard that video games are a great way to meet likeminded people at college, and I've been thinking about which game systems to bring with me.
My Gameboy Advance, my old buddy, is going with me no matter what. It's my favorite system and I'm a huge Pokemaniac. I've already decided t take Pokemon Leaf Green, Sapphire, Ruby, Silver, and Card GBC. I'm also bringing Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros 3, and Zelda. But if I find Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland, which one of those two should I drop to put it in my game? And I'm also taking Tetris, Tetris Attack, and Tamagotchi... but should I replace Tamagotchi with Super Mario Land or Pokemon Red/Yellow??
Also, I have a question about which system to take.
I have two major consoles--a Playstation1 and a Gamecube. I have a Sega Genesis also, but it's too fragile to move around. I can't decide whether I should take the PSX or the GCN to my dorm.
The PSX is about six years old. Games I have for it: Spyro, Crash 3, Bust a Move 2, Megaman X4, Dance Dance Revolution Konamix, and two Nascar titles. I have two dual shock controllers and two DDR pads, one of which is glitchy.
I've had the GCN for eight months, but I got it used. I only have three titles for it--Pokemon Box, Pokemon Colosseum, and Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. I NEED Box to manage my Gameboy Pokemon games, but SA2 is useless for multiplayer becuase I only have one controller. (I do have a GCN-GBA link for the Pokemon games, though)
Right now, I'm planning on taking the GCN and switching if I'm unhappy. However, due to DDR and Bust a Move on my Playstation, I'm reconsidering... Which do you think I should take? Keep in mind that it's a Playstation 1, not a Playstation 2.
I would expect you to find my advice patronizing. Don't blame your anti-socialism on me. If you didn't have any friends during high school it’s because you didn't make an effort to get to know anybody. From your above message, gaming to you is no mere interest but an unnatural and unsafe obsession. If you can't see this then you should seek pyschological assistance.
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well my ex boyfriends birthday is coming up and we decided we were gonna spend the day together after school or the following day together! weve been broken up for almost 7 months now! ya i know a really long time! but through it all weve been like best of friends and we talk all the time! and weve hung out twice this summer! well he does tell me he knows we both want to be together but it wont work right now because he is dating another girl but they arent going out cause she cant have a boyfriend! and even after being broke up hes like i love u and i always will! and just last night he said he missed us! and i still really care about him! but anyways for his bday i wanna do something really cute! i was already thinking about making him a cake and decorating it all cute and getting him a card! but i was trying to think of something else special i could do to show him how much i care! any ideas? thanks so much!
The best way to show someone that you care, is to give with your heart and not necessarily with your wallet. I approve of your cake idea, but instead of a card, why don't you write him a long note or letter telling him exactly how you feel about him. This is the best thing to do as it will clear up everything between you. After reading the letter, you will have expressed yourself clearly and he will have no doubt in his mind about you feel about him. It is alot easier to tell people things in writing then it is to say it aloud.
It seems to me that there is alot of drama going on between you. Letting him know how you feel straight up will be alot more valueable then anything you could possibly buy/make him.
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Nothing unusual, nothing strange
Close to nothing at all
The same old scenario, the same old rain
And there's no explosions here
Then something unusual, something strange
Comes from nothing at all
I saw a spaceship fly by your window
Did you see it disappear?
Amie come sit on my wall
And read me the story of O
And tell it like you still believe
That the end of the century
Brings a change for you and me
Nothing unusual, nothing's changed
Just a little older that's all
You know when you've found it,
There's something I've learned
'Cause you feel it when they take it away
What do these lyrics mean?
Although this is not a song intrepretation web site; the song is basically about being with someone who you can let your gaurd down with and completely opening yourself to the impossible. Once you do, anything impossible or magical can happen.
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Okay, I know that you have a ton of these questions, but oh well.
I'm 14/f, and I live in pennsylvania. In pennsylvania you can start working when you're 14, but few places will hire. Does anyone know where they hire at 14. I heard about McDonalds, and there's a McDonalds where I live, but I don't think they hire at 14. Wendy's doesn't hire until 16, neither does Rita's. So does anyone know any places?
Btw, I can't babysit. Not allowed to, and there's no one to babysit and it's almost fall so I can't do landscaping.
Thanks in advance!!
The real question here is: why are you so eager to begin work?
It seems to me that your options are very limited; could this possibly be a sign that its not quite time to begin working yet?
You are only 14 and you still have many years of long, grueling, work ahead of you. Instead of trying to get any job you can now, work on building up skills that will help you obtain a better job in the future. Volunteer your time at various places. This will be beneficial to you as you will build up skills that employers look for and that will put you ahead of the rest.
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Is there any way to make your body type (like small, med., large)? And if there is how? I am 13/f and I have recently lost some weight and I want my body type to be a little smaller if its even possible
Although we may seem to think so, there is no way to make your body type smaller/larger unless you undergo painfull and expensive experimental surgery ( which I don't think is possible !!). Every person has a different body type and different attributes that suit their specific body type. Even if you loose weight, the basic structure of your body will not change. It seems to me that you are having a few self esteem issues right now. You need to get to the root of these problems in order to live a happy and healthy life.Instead of trying to alter the body type that you were born with, try accepting it. You will be a lot happier.
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OK...sometimes i just hate my family soo much....every single thing i do (even if its the right thing or im not doing anything) is bad....i ahte it i mean right now my sister is crying (she older than me) because i wouldn't let her be a character in a video game because i was already that character...i mean big whoop....i dont kno wut to do....plz help...i rate high unless you give me answers like "i dont kno" or "y would i care"...:-P
It seems to me that the problem you have is not about video games, but communication. There clearly seems to be a lack of communication between you and your family if you think that they disapprove of every single thing you do. You need to talk to your family and express your concerns. If you don't let them know how you feel, the current situation you are in will not improve ( in fact it might even get worse.)
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FINALLY...you are one of the first guy on here that isnt out to give stupid answers to people in need of good advice...you are one of my favortie columnists
keep up the good work...
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