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Advicenators discussion: Amanda...
Cux wrote Tuesday July 10 2007, 11:48 pm:
I just have to say that Amanda is a skanky hoe, and I absolutely love when I said this:
"Now why would I lick the clit of a nasty whore?
Oh right.. I wouldn't.. because apparently I'm gay."
HAHA!
Delete this topic if you wish.
LOL_x0x wrote Tuesday July 10 2007, 11:50 pm:
Like I posted in the other topic...
That made my week =D
LOL_x0x wrote Tuesday July 10 2007, 11:52 pm:
She was talking to one of her other friends and goes, "hahaa and then Lauras friend started bitching at me and i was like "go get a life & lick my clit bitch" he didnt say anything back
haha "
And then you posted the quote from above and I could not stop laughing.
Cux wrote Tuesday July 10 2007, 11:56 pm:
I sent that to her.. she's obviously not wanting to admit that she got beaten by Jack, who wouldn't have been able to do that in person, might I add.
MikeCFT wrote Tuesday July 10 2007, 11:58 pm:
Chivalrous.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:00 am:
Twas, Mike.
Jack's my hero =]
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:02 am:
Though I did, might I add, call a girl a bitch to her face back in 8th grade because she:
A. Got the same dress as me for our graduation dance.
B. Flirted with my then boyfriend.
haha, so I can be tough in person I guess.
MikeCFT wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:03 am:
See, Jack?
You're her knight in shining armor lol.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:03 am:
Haha oh yes.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:05 am:
YES! My wildest life dreams finally realized!
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:08 am:
Laura: Making Dreams come true, one advicenators friend who hatemails skanky bitchy girls who are mean to her, at a time =]
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:11 am:
11:11 !!! =D
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:16 am:
Well 12:11 for me.
And sorry.. I had to leave to answer questions..
You have to understand and realize that I am like a hawk when it comes to new questions.. I chew and pick at them until I can't answer anymore!
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:20 am:
Haha Yes.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:21 am:
She said: um 4.0 ahhahahaa funny.
and im a whore?
yeah.. right
I said: 4.0= Straight As.. I guess trailer trash like you wouldn't understand that.. If you would like, I will show you my report card, but then again.. you might try to steal it and sell it as your own, like you sell yourself.
I think that scratches the surface on the "whore" comment I made.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:22 am:
I freacking love myself.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:23 am:
Rofl. She is trailer trash. She's gross, no lie.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:23 am:
And what would I do without you? =]
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:23 am:
*freaking
...And since when is there a "c" in "freaking"??
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:25 am:
Ha since now?
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:28 am:
She said: okay but yeah im trailer trash.. right!
um honey just cause i dont live in a big ass house like Laura doesnt mean im trailer trash. um you think she could spend her money on better clothes..
and if this is just myspace then why are you still talking..
I said: ... Is "right" the only come back you have in that little mind of yours? Whoops, sorry.. brainless head of yours?
And I didn't say that you were trailer trash because of your house. I said you're trailer trash because you obviously don't take the time to spell correctly and use proper grammar. Just a tip: When you're arguing, its best to use capitalization to make you seem educated, even if that's hard for you.
And you're mistreating Laura, its an obligation of mine to defend her.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:30 am:
I have to admit.. I suck at come backs in person..
My heart is beating really hard right now.. I don't normally do this.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:32 am:
I'll take that as a compliment.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:33 am:
I think the only reason I'm good at it is because she leaves herself vulnerable to the disses and stuff.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:34 am:
She's really really stupid. (can't think of a better word)
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:39 am:
I think I'm gonna get off now.
So I will talk to you later =]
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:42 am:
She said: ALRIGHT, BITCH. IS THIS GOOD CAPITAL LETTERS FOR YOU? AND FUCK YOU IM SORRY THAT I HAVE A LIFE AND IM HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND I DONT SIT HERE AND WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE TYPING BACK TO COOLPEOPLE ON MYSPACE. BY THE WAY, GET A DICTIONARY. TRAILER TRASH IS NOT SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SPELL. SO GET A LIFE FAGGOTASS.
TRAILER TRASH: a poor, lower-class white person, esp. one living in a mobile home with trash in the vicinity
TOO BAD THAT DOESNT APPLY TO ME.
I said: Bitch.. I believe that only applies to females.. and seeing as I am not a female, I don't think you can call me that...
I, for your information, have a life. One that DOESN'T involve having sex with every person I meet, and one that doesn't involve alcohol, like I'm beginning to think yours does.. as you don't know how to turn the caps lock off, and you took my "you should capitalize" literally. Those could be considered signs of a drunken person.
"I DONT SIT HERE AND WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE TYPING BACK TO COOLPEOPLE ON MYSPACE."
I'm sorry.. I'm not sure that I understand what you mean there... I type back to coolpeople on MySpace?
Maybe learn to type correctly and actually learn to put thoughts into words, or go home. Yes, that is an ultimatum. And if you don't know what that means, you can use your new found dictionary skills to look it up.
And I am perfectly aware of the dictionary definition of "trailer trash", but the connotation [another word for your dictionary-look-up-party] is what I'm using to define you.
I'm sorry.. "FaggotAss"??? You're correct that I have an ass, but I can assure you that I am not a "faggot".
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:45 am:
Wow that was really good.
But in Laura's dictonary it would be
TRAILER TRASH: *Amanda's face here.
and in print below it:
(sorry if we scared you with the hideous face)
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:47 am:
Haha.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:48 am:
Yes, that is an ultimatum. And if you don't know what that means, you can use your new found dictionary skills to look it up.
That was amazing. Almsot, but not quite as good as the whole 'lick the clit of a nasty whore' comment.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:48 am:
Dang.. I want to go to sleep, but if she responds, I don't want her to think I backed down...
WHAT SHUD I DU ADVISENATURS?
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:49 am:
Yes, that is an ultimatum. And if you don't know what that means, you can use your new found dictionary skills to look it up.
That was also one of my favorites!
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:50 am:
Look 2 posts above =D
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:51 am:
I know... that's why I posted it..
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:51 am:
If you wanna go to sleep, go ahead. Just respond in the morning. She's too stupid to notice the time difference.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:51 am:
Yeah.. and plus.. I just signed off of MySpace.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:52 am:
Me too. I'm kept awake by your amazing ability to make Amanda look even more ridiculous than ever before.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:56 am:
You should ask her if Jack made her feel like an idiot or not.. Whatever she says.. we know the truth is that she is an idiot.
LOL_x0x wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:57 am:
Yeah. haha. I'll ask her in the morning for sure. I'm going to sleep now.
G' night =]
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:58 am:
Okay... see ya later, Laura!
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 12:58 am:
*talk to you
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 3:44 pm:
She said:
FUCK YOU BITCH FAGGOTASS.
Oh lookie.
Your mother.
& Wow, your father.
Nice people.
No wonder you act the way you do.
Look at the sperm and eggs that produced your faggotass.
I said: Alright then. First of all- I don't believe "faggotass" is a word. Maybe you should have looked in the newly discovered dictionary BEFORE you made yourself look like a complete idiot. So my mother is a dog? Actually, I happen to be looking at my mom right now.. and she doesn't really look like that.. I'm sorry.. I guess you should reevaluate what you're saying here.. because it doesn't make the least bit of sense. I notice that all you seem to be able to do is scream one of the following words in every other sentence: "FUCK!", "BITCH!", and this new word "FAGGOTASS!". Maybe if you acted a tad bit civilized, one could actually understand the banter coming from your ejaculation-filled mouth.
And I bet anyone would KILL to have Tigger as a father.
Oh.. and dogs and tiggers can't have children.. Its impossible..
And they cause me to act the way I do?? I do believe that you're the one acting much like the impossible offspring of a dog and a tigger wearing a thong.
And who wastes their [useless] time finding pictures that are meant to be used as a come back, but do nothing of the sort. If you're not going to succeed in "dissing" me, you just shouldn't try anymore.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 3:44 pm:
I know.. what I said isn't as great as the other stuff... but I was on a role yesterday night, and I don't think I could possibly recreate the awesomeness of it again.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 3:47 pm:
My supposed mother:
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My supposed father:
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Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 5:10 pm:
She said: fuck off and get a life
I said: "I notice that all you seem to be able to do is scream one of the following words in every other sentence: "FUCK!" "
Did that not sink into your thick head?
I see this doesn't either:
"I, for your information, have a life. One that DOESN'T involve having sex with every person I meet, and one that doesn't involve alcohol, like I'm beginning to think yours does.. as you don't know how to turn the caps lock off"
Come up with something new to say OTHER than "fuck off" or "get a life". Those are pretty lame, and unoriginal. Hmm.. seems someone is a bit hypocritical... calling Laura unoriginal and all.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 9:04 pm:
She said: im not even reading that, your wasting my time and i have a life unlike you.
I said: You're not going to read it why? Because you never learned how? Its called "Hooked on Phonics", not "Hooked on Lame Comebacks".
And I already told you that I have a life. And you are just super retarded for not being about to say ANYTHING besides "get a life".
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 9:43 pm:
She said: Hmm alright ill try that.
And maybe you should get a "Hooked on Looking Good" because you look like shit.
& Don't say that i am only saying comebacks because what do you think you are saying?! You are just thinking of things to say back to me. So, Asswipe, you don't know what you are talking about.
Gay ass bitch. Yeah, i called you a bitch.
Now go fuck yourself in the ass and stop talking to me.
I said: Okay.. now you're getting started with slightly good comebacks.. Congrats to you!
nd if you actually read what I wrote.. I said that you have CRAPPY come backs.. not that "all you're saying is come backs".
And anyone can swear... and a tip for you: it doesn't make you look cool.
And I know that I'm not the best looking guy, but hey- you're definitely not the best looking girl. You're pretty darn ugly yourself.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 10:50 pm:
She said: yeah thats why i have a bf [who by the way could kick your ass] and you dont even have a gf so shut your big ass face.
I said: Okay.. so you have a boyfriend.. I'm so jealous? How do you know for sure that he could "kick my ass"?
And so what if I don't have a girlfriend... my ex was a compulsive liar.. and I don't need a girlfriend.. Who said I had to have one?
Excuse me while I "shut my big ass face."
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 10:56 pm:
She said: um cause im for sure he could.
and um she probally lied so she didnt have to be with you anymore.
stop replying and get a fucking life.
I said: Here you continue with your "get a life" crap.
And you're doing the same thing.
And I broke up with her.
Cux wrote Wednesday July 11 2007, 11:06 pm:
She said: yeah, right..
I said: Y'know.. I can honestly say that I'm tired of this.
But it was a JOY conversing [oh look! another word] with you!
LOL_x0x wrote Thursday July 12 2007, 6:39 pm:
"Its called "Hooked on Phonics", not "Hooked on Lame Comebacks"."
You have the best comebacks I swear.
"And maybe you should get a "Hooked on Looking Good" because you look like shit."
That was totally untrue by the way.
LOL_x0x wrote Thursday July 12 2007, 6:49 pm:
Some other bitch called you gay and I go,
"Don't call my friend gay for sticking up for me.
He's WAY cooler than any of your friends will ever be."
That pissed me off. She hardly knows me, let alone you.
Cux wrote Thursday July 12 2007, 9:58 pm:
Well when people call people "gay" they don't mean the actual "homosexual" part of it.. its just become a horrible connotation. At least say retarded.
LOL_x0x wrote Sunday March 29 2009, 9:57 am:
And here, is the best topic ever posted on my forum.
Cux wrote Monday March 30 2009, 7:24 pm:
Haha. Did you have this book marked?
LOL_x0x wrote Monday March 30 2009, 9:21 pm:
No, I just went back through my topics. I should bookmark it, that would be easier.
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