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Birthday Quotes For Friends


Question Posted Sunday May 6 2012, 1:31 pm

What are some good birthday quotes for friends? I need to write a card and I can't think of ANYTHING!

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Xenolan answered Monday May 7 2012, 12:26 am:
"Congratulations on having advanced another year closer to your death."

"Be sure to celebrate this birthday just as you did on your very first one: get naked and scream at the top of your lungs."

"You have completed your (number)th free trip around the Sun! Please be seated, the planet will be departing shortly for the next trip."

"Thanks for taking the trouble to read the card, but you can go ahead and open the present now; I don't mind."

"You are receiving a boring, hand-made card because I didn't think a picture of Snoopy on cheap cardstock was worth $3.50. Don't worry, I spent the extra money on your gift."

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