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What is the least painful way to commit suicide?


Question Posted Monday February 7 2011, 3:32 pm

I'M NOT SUICIDAL, i'm just bored and wondering how you can kill yourself with the least pain possible?






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hitler_the_goat answered Monday February 7 2011, 11:09 pm:
huh. well if you had wanted better answers you should have gone with "what is the least painful way to get killed?". sure, there would be some garbage answers, but you could filter them out easily. I was a big fan of the "drop a penny in front of the japanese stock exchange" method. it was quite amusing considering the financial condition of japan back in the 90s. if you're this bored, might I suggest taking up a hobby? working on vehicles is fun. so is mountain climbing. and both include the random chance of getting killed in a spectacular manner. or you could watch this awesome television program from back in the day called "mystery science theater 3000". oh boy, that show is a hoot! there's millions of non-morbid things upon which you can ponder. suicide is boring, and stupid. the world is too cool a place to do something that ends the show. besides, when flipping through the obituary, who remembers the little emo kid that jumped in front of a train when there was a dude who spent his life cheating death only to encounter the grim reaper by way of tragic break-dancing accident? aside from emo kid's family of course.. but thats beside the point. I suggest you focus on cool shit to do to while staying alive, like skydiving. there's nothing like the adrenaline rush of falling at 120 miles an hour!
good luck, and wear a helmet!
-Gunner

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NinjaNeer answered Monday February 7 2011, 8:47 pm:
That's a heck of a question to ask out of boredom.

There's no way to kill yourself with little pain. Death is painful... period. And if by some miracle you don't hurt yourself, you hurt everyone around you.

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