|
one bright day in the middle of the night poem
can anybody tell me how the poem goes? All I know about it is one bright day in the middle of the night, but I can't remember the rest! Has anybody else ever heard of this? Or is this some local thing?
[ ]
Want to answer more questions in the Miscellaneous category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Random Weirdos?
Here's what I can remember from when I was a kid in the fifties. I can't remember who taught me this poem. I want to say it was my Uncle Cy. The first part leads up to "One bright day"
The famous speaker who no one heard of said:
Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
And the man with no legs walked away.
]
one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to Back, they faced each other, they drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the noise, and ran to save the two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too!
]
One bright day in the middle of the night
2 dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced eachother
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policemen heard the noise
And came and killed those 2 dead boys
And if you dont beleive my story
Ask the blind man- he saw it all
thats the version i was always told anyway :)
]
More Questions: |