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i like this girl who's taken


Question Posted Monday June 15 2009, 8:33 pm

I'm a 15 year old, pansexual, girl. I told one of my friends that i think this girl is absolutely gorgeous and seems sweet, i don't really know her but i wanted to get to know her. so my friend messaged the girl her telling her that i think she's gorgeous, she answered back, "this valid", and my friend never answered back cause she's never online and i tried calling and texting her but she's grounded, so my friend can't respond back to her reply. My friend sent that message a DAY before she got taken by this guy. I really, really wanted to get to know her, but it's to late and i feel like a fool. what am i supposed to do now?

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cuddlemonster answered Tuesday June 16 2009, 11:50 am:
Yeah, one day you'll grow out of your 'pansexual' stage. Don't say we don't understand, because we do. Anyway, for real...you don't even know her. It's like trying to win back an ex, but if you don't even know him. Don't chase her, just leave her alone. She already knows what you think of her, and if she wants you, she'll come find you. Did you make sure she was gay or whatever first? If some girl said that to me I'd freak out.

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WittyUsernameHere answered Tuesday June 16 2009, 3:29 am:
You are not a pansexual. You're a 15 year old girl who's trying on labels because it projects an aura of confidence that she obviously (from her question) does not have.

You aren't supposed to do anything. She's dating a guy, she's probably not going to be impressed by your "pansexual" declaration, and you really should just move on and forget about it.

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If you really think you're a pansexual, go have an orgy with two transvestites, a transexual, a furry, a 40 year old acid addled hippie, and then come back and tell me that you did.

You either aren't a pansexual, or I'll get to laugh at you for having sex with a 40 year old unshowered hippie and a furry to prove a point.

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hitler_the_goat answered Tuesday June 16 2009, 2:04 am:
I'm curious. what the hell is a pan sexual?
anyways, humans are predatory animals, I'm not telling you to stalk her, but establish patterns of behavior over the course of several weeks, and once you have a pattern, just happen to be there and run into her. that, and waiting for this new fling to get out of the way is a good idea too. patience is required for this to work. I sorta gather you'll do both sexes... this next part isn't a joke, if you dig the dude too, try to see if that'll work... hit 'em both up, he'll be game for it. good luck with your, uh, pansexual adventure.
-gunner

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