I went to this Xanga site, and it had a URL with actualy interview pictures of Edward, but filled in what he was saying and captured his facial expressions and he was talking about everything that happened in Breaking Dawn.
Its frkn hilarious but I can't find it. If anyone knows what im talking about could you send that to me.. or anything funny about Twilight haha. Love them.
Twilight comes out in theatres Friday November 21, 2008. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed will all star in the Twilight movie, being directed by Catherine Hardwicke. Twilight is actually a series of vampire novels, which include the following titles:
1. Twilight
2. New Moon
3. Eclipse
4. Breaking Dawn (Fall of 2008)
5. Midnight Sun (No set release date)
Breaking Dawn is actually the last book that tells Bella's story. Midnight Sun is Twilight but from Edward's point of view.
There are some very hilarious quotes that people have posted from the Twilight series that you may want to look for. There is even a Twilight trailer spoof that you can watch from YouTube:
There is also a very funny twilight interview with Rob Pattinson, regarding Twilight:
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
As for a few actual quotes from the Twilight book:
1. "Will you turn into a bat?" I asked warily.
He laughed, louder than I'd ever heard. "Like I haven't heard that one before!"
2. "Not what you expected, is it?" He asked, his voice smug.
"No," I admitted.
"No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don't even think we have cobwebs... What a disappointment this must be for you." He continued slyly.
3. "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." (Emmet)
4. "I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh." (Bella/Eclipse)
5. "I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that’s not actually the case." (Edward /Eclipse)
6. "Aren't you hungry?" he asked, distracted. "No." I didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full - of butterflies. ♥
-Edward and Bella.
7. "How exactly opposed are you to Grand Theft Auto?"
-Alice
...and plenty more out there! Just do a Google search for funny quotes from Twilight and you'll get plenty, including a few from adult women who are infatuated with the main character, Edward!
I hope you found some of that, at the very least, amusing. If you have any more questions, please feel free to ask me! :) [ Peeps's advice column | Ask Peeps A Question ]
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