i have never kissed a guy at all before. please give me the 411 no websites. like what do you do and hooking up what do you do. what do you say and where do you put ur hands.help me
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[ Answer this question ] Want to answer more questions in the Relationships category? Maybe give some free advice about: Love Life? PeanutButterandKELLY answered Saturday May 10 2008, 11:54 pm: first, drench yourself with room-temperature, but melted, chocolate.
put on a white bikini for a contrast.
then, head on over to his place. text him. tell him you are outside...
he will come out.
then take him to a public park. i hear its very romantic.
put your left pinky finger on his nose and make dolphin noises for two minutes. its a sort of signal that guys always know!
then, hw will know you want to "hook up".
when you are "hooking up" put chocolate in your mouth right before you go for it. it goes with your whole theme. the chocolate will lead you through the whole thing
after it is done, lay on the grass and look at the stars. sing a lullaby from your ancestor's land. in your ancestors language. its a bigg turn on
JoeA answered Saturday May 10 2008, 3:02 pm: Slow down, don't worry so much. If you're with the right person, it will all come naturally. How do you think the first people figured it out, a website? Just take your time, and if you're with a good guy, he won't care if you start doing it wrong, and you can figure it out together. [ JoeA's advice column | Ask JoeA A Question ]
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