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jokes
can someone give me more of the jokes that are like?
are you a cashier? no... then why are you checking me out?
are you a lightswitch? cause whenever i'm near you i seem to get turned on.
do you work at subway, cause whenever i see you, i get a foot long
and stuff like that!
thanks (:
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you mean pickup lines? lol
go on google
here are some links
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those are called pick up lines.
i have A TON of those.
i'll give you some.
and also.. type pick up lines into google.
* i have skittles in my mouth.. wanna taste the rainbow?
* did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
* i lost my phone number.. can i have yours?
* are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day
* i just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list
* hold out your hand and say... would you mind holding this for me while i take a walk?
* baby you've got something on your butt.. my eyes
* if i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
* the word of the day is legs.. lets go back to my house and spread the word
* are you from outer space because your ass is out of this world
* hey baby can i tickle your bellybutton from the inside?
* i'd look good on you
* are you a parking ticket because you have fineeee written all over you
* that outfit is becoming on you.. but if i was on you i would be cumming too
haaaa okay go find more!
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"Your Daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause you're da bomb" is a personal favorite.
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