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this is freaky... but still


Question Posted Wednesday December 12 2007, 10:02 pm

ok i used this cucumber to pleasure myself a few times
and my mum like came in my room and asked me why i had it up here and then took it downstairs
i got it back but she's been actin weird about it and i dunno what to tell her!
i mean firstly i dnt want her eating the damn thing!
secondly argh what do i say!?
i tried discarding the thing but my sis (who i think has caught on what's going on) intervened!!! argh!! help!!! please!!!! what do i do!? :(


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thelaura answered Wednesday December 12 2007, 10:07 pm:
1. Find an excuse to throw it away
2. Find an excuse as to why it was in your room
3. Don't do it again

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