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Crush Well, This may seem really weird, but I have a HUGE crush on this guy I met online. He has the best hair ever, the cutest smile, really sexy teeth, and a great personality, the only problem is he lives in Australia so I can't be with him. What should I do? I think about him all the time and I can't forget about him.
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You should grow a beanstalk. That way you can climb to the top and meet a nice giant. He will either A) kill you or B) buy you a Barbie skateboard. Unless you are not the one who wanted the Barbie skateboard. Then he will simply introduce you to your many, many cousins.
And if this simply confused you more, than you are not who I think you are. And that means that you really need to get a hobby.
EDIT: I'm assuming than that you are the child with many, many cousin. Please, stop being ridiculous. ]
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