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(i have no clue what this subject should be)


Question Posted Friday June 1 2007, 8:03 pm

ok well my friend spent the night with me and she told me she had cravings sometime to hump things. it kind of caught me offguard so i didnt really say anything. the like an hour later my dad let my dog in the house because my neighbors were outside, (and my dog doesnt like strangers) so i had to close my door so my dog didnt get out. so me and my friend and my dog were in my room with the door shut. ok like after about 10 min my other friend came to my house. so then we started playing truth or dare. my second friend dared my first friend to hump my dog. so my first friend got naked and started humpin my dog (gross) ok anyways, she flipped my dog on his back and started humping my dog, and then lickin his balls. (gross again) well after that was all over with, my friends dared me to do it, i didnt do it because i thought it was gross, but all i said was ill do it tonight, (because theyre coming over tonight.) well see ok, my first friend said it felt good and i mean the whole time she was doing it she was makin sounds and it sounded like she was having sex or soemthing. well crazy enough as it is im kind of curious to see how it feels, but i know its REALLY weird to hump ur own dog. so i am so confused and i dont know what to do.

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Additional info, added Friday June 1 2007, 8:13 pm:
srry i meant my second friend bout the ball lickin thing .

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Shortcake22 answered Friday June 1 2007, 8:50 pm:
Don't hump your dog. That poor thing. If you're curious, hump something else. Also, don't let your friends hump your dogs. Tell them to go hump something else as well, but to leave the poor pooch out of it. Don't ever let your friends pressure you into doing something you do not want to do, no matter what it is. If they make fun of you for not doing it, don't feel bad, because licking a dogs balls is the weird thing in this scenario, not you.

Good Luck =)

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lbwhite89 answered Friday June 1 2007, 8:09 pm:
WOAH! That is some crazy stuff right now. Um, I was speechless for about 10 seconds there. This is very strange.

I don't think you should hump your dog. Don't do it just because your friends are doing it. And I'm sure it does feel good. But it would also feel good to hump something "normal", like a pillow or just use your hand to masturbate.

And definitely DON'T lick your dog's balls. That's just...ew. So weird...and wrong. Blech.

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