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funny and weird jokes
well, you know that joke "does anyone know where the nearest vet is? " (the person says no) *you hold up you musels and say "cause these pythons are SICK." well,i need more funnny jokes like that. or really funny videos. i really want to entertain myself,and my friends.so any websites or jokes you know,anything, of jokes,that you could share with me?i've pretty much run out. kayy,thanks. :D
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Since you asked for a joke I'll oblige. I heard this one from a politician actually. A guy owns a parrot that has embarassed him to no end by uttering all kinds of profanity.
Finally fed up with the bird he puts it in the freezer to kill it. He hears a ton of flapping about and feels guilty. He makes a deal with the parrot for it never to cuss again which the parrot readily accepts. It says to the man can i ask one question though? The man says sure. The parrot asks "So, tell me what did the turkey do?"
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for videos, you should check out youtube.com, you find the most random things on there.
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