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Boyfriend VS. Stir Fry


Question Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 6:04 pm

ok. i love making stir fry. i love my boyfriend who loves stir fry too. The other day i was cutting up some onions and salting up some broccolli when my boyfriend sexually caressed my rear quarters. i began becoming so exhilirated until the point I COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! in a blink of an eye IT WAS ON! the next thing i know im naked on the floor laying on broccolli. i was upset because my fry was burnt and looked like crap. i love my boyfriend but if he keeps turning me on and messing up my stir fry then its over. what should i do? i really need stir fry in my life..ha as wierd as it sounds. stir fry over sex.

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jediforhire answered Saturday February 3 2007, 8:43 pm:
Ummm... "messing up my stir fry then its over"

??

If you love him so much then maybe you could work it out.

A few pieces of burnt veggies can be replaced, what about your boyfriend?

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jammy12 answered Saturday February 3 2007, 8:40 pm:
LolI LURVE your QUESTION! loooool.


I think you should make your stir fry when he's not around. And if he is around...tell him wait and just let yah cook ur food and then you can do yah thing

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dramaditz answered Saturday February 3 2007, 6:43 pm:
um are you serious? thats so weird...
just tell him...be like:
hey when i'm making stir fry don't seduce..wait until im done...pretty please...

yeah...

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illdomybest answered Saturday February 3 2007, 6:42 pm:
Well you were in the middle of cooking I think he could of waited until you were done so your not wasteing food.Just tell him that youd appreciate it if hed not do that while your cooking i mean its just sex and youll have plenty of time to do it.So he can cool his heels a little bit. Im sure hell understand if you guys are so in love.

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peebles7 answered Saturday February 3 2007, 6:37 pm:
lol ok that's funny, but seriously, while you're cooking just tell him to cool and you'll give him something better later. If he knows you're gonna fuck him later and give him a surprise, he'll be able to keep it in his pants, and you can still make ur stir fry

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koolkid54 answered Saturday February 3 2007, 6:36 pm:
I suggest you instigate a "hands off policy" while you are in the kitchen. Happy cooking :) Let me know if it works out.

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