Question Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 5:49 am
I have to come up with a story that includes the phrse "Is your father a terrist".It can be one paragraph to ten pages.Please help.
P.S.It is not for English class but If do not come up with 3 stories I willbe made to wear my underwear on the outside,then I will be tickled and then my face will be painted.It will all be caught on camera.
Two girls are walking in a mall, they walk past this pink and fuzzy shop. They stop to look inside. They come across thi man who looks great from the behind, they tap him on the soulder and he turns around and yells "I didn't do it Papa I swear I'm not gay!" The girls run away and breathlessly ask each other what is up with that guy? The other friend replies his father must be a terrist, lets go ask, so they go up to the guy and ask "Is your father a terrist?" When the guy turns around, it isn't the guy from before... [ lilly_pads79's advice column | Ask lilly_pads79 A Question ]
runawayxlove answered Wednesday January 17 2007, 5:14 pm: hey, well im not going to right it for you. you obviously got yourself into this [it sounds like a dare] and brought it upon yourself. anyways just write somewhere along the lines of a poem. a funny fictional poem. [ runawayxlove's advice column | Ask runawayxlove A Question ]
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