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i am in love with a boy named ralph
i don't know what to do.. whenever i see him my heart stops and i start to sweat profusely. he's just so hot.. ralph, he's so hot right now, ralph. it gets me really hot when he's in control and on top of things. i don't know what to do. help me.
sincerely,
lovesprung nympho
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dear lovesprung nympho,
1.) i hope youre not a guy
2.) i like that youre a nympho. i like that alot.
3.) theres only one thing to do. find this ralph and buy him lunch. guys like free food. he'll probably do a better job of controling and getting on top of things with a full stomach.
thanks for being my first person by the way.
your personal advicenator,
Ralphanator
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