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Q: So, there's this guy that likes me. He hasn't exactly told me or anything, but you know how you can kinda tell? And his friends don't do a great job of being discreet about it either. But anyway, I think he's a cool guy, and I'll admit I was really attracted to him at first. But.. I've been single for quite some time, and sort of have.. committment issues. Baggage. You know? I don't want to end up hurting the guy with my unfulfilled promises, as I did with others in the past. So how do I let him know that, without exactly turning him down on the prospect of 'us'?
Ms. Non-Commitment.
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dear ms. Non-commitment,
this is my brilliant answer,
bang the hoe,
and see how good he is.
jk.
im sure his friends are not discret about it for a reason. maybe you guys should just take it one step at a time. and before, during, and after each step let each other know how you really feel. Hopefully you guys would respect each other enough to be honest with each other and at the same time be considerate of each others wants and needs at the moment. but as i've been telling other advice seekers, communication, communitcation,communication. but seriously, if all else fails, go for the first advice. haha.
your professional do it to it advicanator,
ralphanator
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Q: so i met this girl about two months ago, and i really like her. but i don't know how to ask her to be my girlfriend. what would you suggest i do?
From,
some guy who needs help
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dear some guy who needs help,
youve come to the right place.
i understand you really like her,
but do you really want her to be your gf?
if you answered yes, then keep reading.
if you are at that point to ask her to be your gf,
then maybe you should talk to her about it,
communication is vital in a relationship,
in and out of the bed room.
let her know how you feel..
Then..
ask her if shes down with seeing each other exclusively, and see how things work from there.
is she says yes then come back for some creative ideas. i got plenty.
youre professional advicenator,
ralphanator
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Q: Help. I think I'm ruining someone else's friendships:(
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dear :(,
i think you should provide more info...
but based on the words provided..
it seems like you care about what youre doing.
remember,
life provides situations,
and its up to you to decide th outcome.
i personally like to take the proactive approach to everything.
it sounds like you guys can all be friends.
invite both of them over to a movie night, or to lunch.
you can never have too many friends.
your advicenator,
Ralphanator
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Q: Yo,
Aite so theres this gurl and shes lik alwayz hittin on me an givin those hintz, nah mean? but like, what is i sposed to do bout this cuz she not sayin nothin out loud, nah mean? so whatchu think bout that, cuz i dunno wut 2 do bout this chicka. Hit me back up stylez, one.
- Michelangelo "Sausage" Riviera
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hey sausage,
go ahead and bang her.
jk.
play it cool. its seems like shes the one chasing you. and have the time the chase is the cunnest part of the relationship. so just play it cool. BE YOURSELF. One good advice i got from someone when you trying to go for a girl is to try and name your 5 strongest characteristics and live up to them. Be simple. And once again BE YOURSELF. Be confident... in yourself. let things work things out on their own. and maybe she likes you right now. maybe she doesnt. but if you follow my advice, she WILL like you.
let me know what happens sausage.
your advicenator,
ralphanator
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Q: omg i feel the same way about ralph i he is so freakin hot! i'm a lonely transexual and i just want to get in his pants so bad. what do you think I should do? i know that you like him to but i'm in love w/ the man! so you better back off. i want him more than you could ever imagine! so stay away from my man aite!
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dear anonymous lonely transexual.
you leave me bewildered.
your question is awkward. but as a professional advicenator i have chosen to answer ALL questions.... so back to your question..
immediately my eyes focused on "i just want to get in his pants so bad," and yes, that did get me excited. but after reading the whole segment, i realized that you were a lonely transexual, my boat sank faster than the titanic. so what do i think you should do??
call your hott girl friends and tell them that my girlfriend's hotter than all of them. do it.
ITS YOUR DUTY CUTIE!
your advicenator,
ralphanator
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Q: i don't know what to do.. whenever i see him my heart stops and i start to sweat profusely. he's just so hot.. ralph, he's so hot right now, ralph. it gets me really hot when he's in control and on top of things. i don't know what to do. help me.
sincerely,
lovesprung nympho
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dear lovesprung nympho,
1.) i hope youre not a guy
2.) i like that youre a nympho. i like that alot.
3.) theres only one thing to do. find this ralph and buy him lunch. guys like free food. he'll probably do a better job of controling and getting on top of things with a full stomach.
thanks for being my first person by the way.
your personal advicenator,
Ralphanator
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Gender: Male AIM: Member Since: October 16, 2006 Answers: 6 Last Update: November 2, 2006 Visitors: 1003
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