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oh really! omg i feel the same way about ralph i he is so freakin hot! i'm a lonely transexual and i just want to get in his pants so bad. what do you think I should do? i know that you like him to but i'm in love w/ the man! so you better back off. i want him more than you could ever imagine! so stay away from my man aite!
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dear anonymous lonely transexual.
you leave me bewildered.
your question is awkward. but as a professional advicenator i have chosen to answer ALL questions.... so back to your question..
immediately my eyes focused on "i just want to get in his pants so bad," and yes, that did get me excited. but after reading the whole segment, i realized that you were a lonely transexual, my boat sank faster than the titanic. so what do i think you should do??
call your hott girl friends and tell them that my girlfriend's hotter than all of them. do it.
ITS YOUR DUTY CUTIE!
your advicenator,
ralphanator ]
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