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Embarressing... but please help!


Question Posted Friday October 6 2006, 11:21 am

Ok, so I was at my school confrence about a few days ago.. and so it was just me, my parents, and my teacher. WELLLL... I was talking in front of them about my grades and I was so nervous that I farted! And it was loud! My face was bright red from embarressment... so my question is-
The next time I feel like i'm going to fart... does anybody have any tips on how to hide the smell and sound.. or actually have any tips on how to hold it back? Oh my gosh, thanks so much! That was such an embarressing time for me.


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mayonnaise answered Friday October 6 2006, 10:19 pm:
i honestly don't have an answer on this one. but..i did ask a friend and got this answer.

& i quote;

"tighten up your butt muscles and like you might hafta lean to one side and kind of move around so you dont do it"

"but when i get that feeling i just like kinda lean foward and tighten my butt muscles and lean aorund"

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mizz_nene93 answered Friday October 6 2006, 6:52 pm:
Ok first, embarrassing things happen to everybody! But here are some tips if you really have to fart and you can't hold it in: If your in class or where ever you are, find an excuse to walk somewhere and then let out your farts as you walk. And if you can't find and excuse to get up, try spraying some perfume so nobody can smell it. And if those don't work, hold it in with all your might! LOL

Hope these suggestions work!
Mizz nene

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