well I dont wanna give to much info.. but basically, I need to reply a text message from my crush in a funny kinda stupid way, like he wrote something along the lines of " i cant focus on summer school when all i think about is you, me and whipped cream" lol so im thinking im gonna play dumb and say something like "when you say whipped cream..are you talking food fight?" but thats lame, bt you get the picture right?? I wanna play stupid lol, even though he'll know im playing..
so is there any comedians out there who can help me??
Imperialistic answered Monday July 17 2006, 9:43 pm: lol I can usually whip up something pretty good with stuff like that (pun not intended) but I'm having a brain freeze right now. Maybe an episode of friends will inspire you?
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Joey: Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.
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Other than that, all I can think of is a bunch of corny stuff, i.e. "well you better pay attention before the teached gives you a whipping" or the fact if he fails, all he'll have going for him is a cardboard box downtown and an empty can of whipped cream. [ Imperialistic's advice column | Ask Imperialistic A Question ]
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