My parents are Catholic, but my brother is Baptist. They're all bugging me to get saved, but I don't care to. The Lord is boring. If I get saved, I'll never be able to flirt, have sex, do drugs, smoke, and a whole lot of other things. What do I do? They're really pissing the shit out of me. Why can't they just keep their little Jesus thing to themselves instead of trying to force it on me?
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