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I demand your presence
Come back, my alien friend! You were the only columnist I truly enjoyed reading! If only our species could breed together!
Did you go on a trip to another galaxy to examine a more interesting species? If so, I promise to be ten times more interesting than those other fucking animals.
-Saint_gasoline
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Want to answer more questions in the Sexual Health and Reproduction category?
Maybe give some free advice about: General Sex Questions?
I am pleased that my occasional offers have found favor with you and apologize for my lack of continuity in advising the members of your species. Rest assured, I am still hard at work studying you all.
Unfortunately, I have already learned more than enough about what to do if you like a female but don't know how to approach her, how to tell if a female is pregnant, whether males like it when females ask them out, to mention only a few of the complicated social interactions found on this website. Since such questions encapsulate a large fraction of the available data here, I have few occasions for gathering more information. Furthermore, within the small subset of novel questions, there are only rare examples where my particular outlook on your species gives me confidence that I may have important knowledge to share.
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