|
embarrasing question
I went to a fast food restaurant (we'll keep the restaurant confidential) and i ordered more food than (i thought) i could eat. About half way through the meal i noticed I was full, but then i thought of all the starving people in the world and i didn't want to waste any food, so i decided to eat the entire platter. When i got home, i could feel my digestive system taking its course of action...and thats when i realized that i had a severe bowel movement in the near future...it was gonna be a GROWLER. When i got home, i hastily ran to the bath room, and i almost missed the toilet. I could feel the defecation sliding down my legs and i almost puked! After i shoved that massive log out i felt much more releived, but only for the moment. After completing my business, i went to flush that awful waste down, but noticed that the log, which consisted of many chunks of corn, was wider than the pipe! Like clogging the toilet is completely normal and (relatively) easy to fix, but laying a stink nugget thats bigger than the pipe is distustingly unnatural.
I tried flushing it a couple times with the hopes of a miracle, but they were all unsuccessful. Currently the vile excretion is still in the toilet, and my house is starting to smell. I've thought about going after it with a shovel or tongs, but i thought it would be wise to ask the advice master first...a true advice master will help people out no matter how corny (haha get it) their predicament is.
[ ]
Want to answer more questions in the Health & Fitness category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Mental health?
im sorry...hahahah thats DISCUSTING ahhhhh gross grosss GROSS
]
More Questions: |