Dakmor answered Friday August 5 2005, 12:03 pm: Ooh, I love these things! Ok, first of all, go to bored.com. If you're too lazy to do that, or if you can't find your way around, then take a balloon, fill it with garlic, and hide it in his room. Also, try putting ketchup packets beneath the toilet seat (thank you, Dav Pilkey, author of those Captain Underpants books from when we were little, for that one!) or put clear plastic wrap over the toilet seat, or scotch tape the faucet of the sink. Those all work, plus you could just rearrange his clothes, put his socks in his pants drawer, etc, that one always pisses me off. Or, if he always goes onto an internet site, copy the homepage onto a word document, and write "Due to server malfunction, Homestarrunner.com will be closing down. Sorry!" or something like that, printi tout, show it to him. If all else fails, there's always strangereports.com. Hope I helped, this is my catergory! [ Dakmor's advice column | Ask Dakmor A Question ]
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