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so arielle i got this problem,
well im ganna be blunt...
Its about my penis...
Its abnormally huge, and every time i leave my house it just drags on the ground My problem isnt the size, its the rash i get from dragging it. ive tryed lotions and wheelbarrows but nothing seems to work. Sometimes i sit up and cry all night wishing i had a huge hairy vagina instead of a montrosity of a penis..
TO top it all off my girlfriend says shes ganna dump me if i dont get it shortened. She always yells "HOLY GOOD GOD!!" or "TAKE THAT THING OUT OF MY EAR". A few times i almost killed her while we had intercorse. I hit her left lung with it and she just passed out. Its a terrible embarressment as well as a tottaly buzz kill..
tell me..
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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